Alright, clear out your preparation area. We need to evacuate bananas from the processing zone - Bananamufu will not stand for our lack of banana handling skills.
CLEAR
We're going to start with this orange.
Peel off the sticker.
There is no need for a knife so put it away.
Ah what the hell, give it a good stab.
PUT THE KNIVES AWAY. Don't let this get out of hand.
...
OH NO! IT'S BAD LEMON!
Orange: Please have mercy Mr. Bad Lemon, please!
Bad lemon is going to attack Orange with a can opener!
Juji: Don't worry Orange, I'm going to save you!
Juji: Bad lemon, you won't touch Orange you fiend!
*Smashes Bad lemon with a hammer*
Orange: Oh my! This is gruesome!
Bad lemon's shit has been ruined.
*Snarl!!*
Juji: You haven't a chance Orange! I thirst for citrus!
Orange: *GASP!*
Grlurhaaaaaa!
Oh the horror!