Best way to eat fruit Properly handle fruit prior to eatingDate: 6/20/2005 Alright, clear out your preparation area. We need to evacuate bananas from the processing zone - Bananamufu will not stand for our lack of banana handling skills. CLEAR We're going to start with this orange. Peel off the sticker. There is no need for a knife so put it away. Ah what the hell, give it a good stab. PUT THE KNIVES AWAY. Don't let this get out of hand. ... OH NO! IT'S BAD LEMON! Orange: Please have mercy Mr. Bad Lemon, please! Bad lemon is going to attack Orange with a can opener! Juji: Don't worry Orange, I'm going to save you! Juji: Bad lemon, you won't touch Orange you fiend! *Smashes Bad lemon with a hammer* Orange: Oh my! This is gruesome! Bad lemon's shit has been ruined. *Snarl!!* Juji: You haven't a chance Orange! I thirst for citrus! Orange: *GASP!* Grlurhaaaaaa! Oh the horror!