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chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 02:22 AM
jackie chan was attacked while cleaning his pool :worry:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vt1ShX5kUY&search=jackie%20chan

NiCoS
May-20-06, 02:31 AM
I can't beleive that jackie chan actually done that, lol.

That's one proper cheesy advert.

EDIT: Mind you, just thinking about it, he usuaully has some cheesy moments in his films now..... that's kinda why I prefere his old classics.

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 02:33 AM
then after that he was attacked by ken from street fighter



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcFj46mddEI&search=jackie%20chan

Vince
May-20-06, 02:39 AM
LMFAO at both of them!!!!!

In-FlAmEs
May-20-06, 02:48 AM
wtf that stret fighter one is funny shit

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 02:49 AM
Then shortly after that he went to a toy store to buy some Lego to complete his Lego star wars set and found the last piece of Lego a man said he needed it to complete his set but Jackie was having none of it and so they began to tango

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c30biBfjNow&search=jackie%20chan

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 02:58 AM
Then after that he went to the checkout point to pay for his Lego

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9dvz14FO4U&search=jackie%20chan

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:01 AM
But had no more credit on his American express card so he tried to pay them with a magic trick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrmPk0sDPDo&search=jackie%20chan

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:16 AM
After Jackie persuade them to let him take the Lego he headed for the studio to film a TV commercial

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-rnHqRtek&search=jackie%20chan

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:25 AM
After leaving the studio Jackie felt a bit strange and realized he had been drugged and began to hallucinate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X4wsGkXCGA&search=jackie%20chan

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:30 AM
Jackie woke up to find he had been kidnapped by the coca cola company for making fun of coca cola in his Pepsi commercial and was accused of killing coca cola

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WmgmK-yX-s&search=jackie%20chan

Munks
May-20-06, 03:57 AM
Why didnt you put all them in 1 post?:eh:
an attempt to bump your posts up:tongue: haha

However, i thought the street fighter 1 (2nd posted) was the best:wink:

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:59 AM
After Jackie escaped from the coca cola factory feeling depressed he headed for a beer at the bar where he could drown him self in booze and karaoke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0qWXTxV48c&search=jackie%20chan

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 04:04 AM
Jackie left the bar in the early hours of the morning drunk he headed back to his house on the way he fell over on his drunken ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9WoCJHTZQ&search=jackie%20chan

Munks
May-20-06, 04:07 AM
Haha, stop!

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 04:30 AM
Jackie was rushed to hospital he awoke in the ambulance but there was no driver so he went out side to take a look and as usual found trouble

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92YMj9crx9I&search=jackie%20chan

Mickey
May-20-06, 05:18 AM
lmao! that was brilliant. i loved the jackie chan condom advert i was pissing myself laughing

chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 08:33 AM
feel free 2 add to this people

chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:23 AM
add to this or i will hurt myself and die then there wont be anymore chibiashkj7

chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:31 AM
not like that i mean add to the story

DarkXacreD
May-21-06, 08:35 AM
damn this thread is awesome.

chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:43 AM
then add to the story

cepopeye
May-21-06, 08:44 AM
HAHAHA MOTHERFUCKIN CITY HUNTER! I have the poster for that movie on my wall (and obviously own it) but really it owns me. what an awesome movie

chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:48 AM
hey add to the story people if u like it so much

chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:57 AM
hey add to this now and add me to ur msn chibiashkj7@hotmail.com

Kaos
May-21-06, 09:24 AM
Doesn't jackie come to?

In-FlAmEs
May-21-06, 12:18 PM
Wow Kaos ur gainer flash is awesome

0richiu
May-21-06, 02:18 PM
Looks like a very flexible Gflash indeed

Kaos
May-21-06, 02:25 PM
lol, jackie chan post quickly changes to a kaos flashs, nice

chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 02:41 PM
thats it if no one adds to this properly im going to kill my self u have untill 12 pm or chibiashkj7 is dead maybe im taking the piss maybe im not will u take the risk im telling the truth i will kill my self and this will be the last post i ever make

Kaos
May-21-06, 02:48 PM
Good luck in ur next life

TartanPajamas
May-22-06, 12:20 AM
thats it if no one adds to this properly im going to kill my self u have untill 12 pm or chibiashkj7 is dead maybe im taking the piss maybe im not will u take the risk im telling the truth i will kill my self and this will be the last post i ever make

Are you a ch1x0r?

pooyen
May-22-06, 12:27 AM
thats it if no one adds to this properly im going to kill my self u have untill 12 pm or chibiashkj7 is dead maybe im taking the piss maybe im not will u take the risk im telling the truth i will kill my self and this will be the last post i ever make

die.