View Full Version : jackie chan was attacked while cleaning his pool
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 02:22 AM
jackie chan was attacked while cleaning his pool :worry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vt1ShX5kUY&search=jackie%20chan
I can't beleive that jackie chan actually done that, lol.
That's one proper cheesy advert.
EDIT: Mind you, just thinking about it, he usuaully has some cheesy moments in his films now..... that's kinda why I prefere his old classics.
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 02:33 AM
then after that he was attacked by ken from street fighter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcFj46mddEI&search=jackie%20chan
LMFAO at both of them!!!!!
In-FlAmEs
May-20-06, 02:48 AM
wtf that stret fighter one is funny shit
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 02:49 AM
Then shortly after that he went to a toy store to buy some Lego to complete his Lego star wars set and found the last piece of Lego a man said he needed it to complete his set but Jackie was having none of it and so they began to tango
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c30biBfjNow&search=jackie%20chan
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 02:58 AM
Then after that he went to the checkout point to pay for his Lego
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9dvz14FO4U&search=jackie%20chan
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:01 AM
But had no more credit on his American express card so he tried to pay them with a magic trick
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrmPk0sDPDo&search=jackie%20chan
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:16 AM
After Jackie persuade them to let him take the Lego he headed for the studio to film a TV commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-rnHqRtek&search=jackie%20chan
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:25 AM
After leaving the studio Jackie felt a bit strange and realized he had been drugged and began to hallucinate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X4wsGkXCGA&search=jackie%20chan
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:30 AM
Jackie woke up to find he had been kidnapped by the coca cola company for making fun of coca cola in his Pepsi commercial and was accused of killing coca cola
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WmgmK-yX-s&search=jackie%20chan
Why didnt you put all them in 1 post?:eh:
an attempt to bump your posts up:tongue: haha
However, i thought the street fighter 1 (2nd posted) was the best:wink:
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 03:59 AM
After Jackie escaped from the coca cola factory feeling depressed he headed for a beer at the bar where he could drown him self in booze and karaoke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0qWXTxV48c&search=jackie%20chan
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 04:04 AM
Jackie left the bar in the early hours of the morning drunk he headed back to his house on the way he fell over on his drunken ass
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9WoCJHTZQ&search=jackie%20chan
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 04:30 AM
Jackie was rushed to hospital he awoke in the ambulance but there was no driver so he went out side to take a look and as usual found trouble
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92YMj9crx9I&search=jackie%20chan
Mickey
May-20-06, 05:18 AM
lmao! that was brilliant. i loved the jackie chan condom advert i was pissing myself laughing
chibiashkj7
May-20-06, 08:33 AM
feel free 2 add to this people
chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:23 AM
add to this or i will hurt myself and die then there wont be anymore chibiashkj7
chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:31 AM
not like that i mean add to the story
DarkXacreD
May-21-06, 08:35 AM
damn this thread is awesome.
chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:43 AM
then add to the story
cepopeye
May-21-06, 08:44 AM
HAHAHA MOTHERFUCKIN CITY HUNTER! I have the poster for that movie on my wall (and obviously own it) but really it owns me. what an awesome movie
chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:48 AM
hey add to the story people if u like it so much
chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 08:57 AM
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In-FlAmEs
May-21-06, 12:18 PM
Wow Kaos ur gainer flash is awesome
0richiu
May-21-06, 02:18 PM
Looks like a very flexible Gflash indeed
lol, jackie chan post quickly changes to a kaos flashs, nice
chibiashkj7
May-21-06, 02:41 PM
thats it if no one adds to this properly im going to kill my self u have untill 12 pm or chibiashkj7 is dead maybe im taking the piss maybe im not will u take the risk im telling the truth i will kill my self and this will be the last post i ever make
Good luck in ur next life
TartanPajamas
May-22-06, 12:20 AM
thats it if no one adds to this properly im going to kill my self u have untill 12 pm or chibiashkj7 is dead maybe im taking the piss maybe im not will u take the risk im telling the truth i will kill my self and this will be the last post i ever make
Are you a ch1x0r?
pooyen
May-22-06, 12:27 AM
thats it if no one adds to this properly im going to kill my self u have untill 12 pm or chibiashkj7 is dead maybe im taking the piss maybe im not will u take the risk im telling the truth i will kill my self and this will be the last post i ever make
die.
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