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Matt R
Aug-11-06, 01:22 AM
I adopted a new style as it is clearly far superior.

I think you will find i am also no longer emo, and have started tricking with my bretherin Rapheal.

:smile: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz5-7BerOuA&mode=related&search=)

glide2
Aug-11-06, 01:29 AM
True that Joe's style is far superior to yours

Matt R
Aug-11-06, 01:34 AM
your a prick.

learn some tricks or feed yourself seven knives in quick succession.

Andy Longcat
Aug-11-06, 01:36 AM
your a prick.

learn some tricks or feed yourself seven knives in quick succession.


haha!


too funny for a couple of reasons!

glide2
Aug-11-06, 02:03 AM
your a prick.

learn some tricks or feed yourself seven knives in quick succession.

I'm now ignoring you for the following reasons:

1. You're emo.
2. You're gay.
3. http://www.club540.com/userVideos/thumbs/1119301208.jpg
4. Joe's flips utterly own your gay-ass emo twists
5. You're gay.
6. You waste oxygen

Matt R
Aug-11-06, 02:11 AM
I'm now ignoring you for the following reasons:

1. You're emo.
2. You're gay.
3. http://www.club540.com/userVideos/thumbs/1119301208.jpg
4. Joe's flips utterly own your gay-ass emo twists
5. You're gay.
6. You waste oxygen

1. Yes, well done, original insult :good:
2. I fingered a 14 year old the day before i came to Uk gathering for the sheer hell of it.
3. I must have been freaky sexy last year if you either have that picture saved as your desktop or went to club 540 just to get it.
4. Yes, gymnastics is so much manlier than tricking!
5. When i return from the UK gathering i will expect head from said 14 year old.
6. You have gaids.

7. I bet your gash at tricking and cover it up with your extreme love of that stupid wetback Eigo.

Andy Longcat
Aug-11-06, 02:17 AM
wetback



... what?

glide2
Aug-11-06, 02:17 AM
1. Yes, well done, original insult :good:
2. I fingered a 14 year old the day before i came to Uk gathering for the sheer hell of it.
3. I must have been freaky sexy last year if you either have that picture saved as your desktop or went to club 540 just to get it.
4. Yes, gymnastics is so much manlier than tricking!
5. When i return from the UK gathering i will expect head from said 14 year old.
6. You have gaids.

7. I bet your gash at tricking and cover it up with your extreme love of that stupid wetback Eigo.

You're one worthless little shit.

Matt R
Aug-11-06, 02:20 AM
Well done on ignoring me you inbred cocksucker.



... what?


lol spic.

Andy Longcat
Aug-11-06, 02:27 AM
lol spic.


You don't know me, you shit.

Matt R
Aug-11-06, 02:28 AM
lolz

Munks
Aug-11-06, 02:42 AM
legened!

Vatic
Aug-11-06, 02:54 AM
Dont start another "FUCKING HATE JOE EIGO" thread because yes about 99% of the tricking community hate the cock sucking son of a bitch, but WE ALREADY KNOW!!! Btw Joe doesnt trick he does Multi-level Moves/-\. Most ppl are pissed at this, Im glad he doesnt relate himself to tricking.

Glide2, quit bitching and do something constructive. Like go do Multi-level Moves /-\ because anyone who doesnt support the Tricking community shouldn't be here.

tf-flip
Aug-11-06, 03:07 AM
Dead Nigger Babies

Phil D
Aug-11-06, 03:11 AM
all Joe Eigo does are moonkicks, flashkicks, double legs, sideflips, and batidos.
its the same in all his vids.

EDIT: actually he doesnt even do flash kicks, he does BOOMERANG KICKS!!!

glide2
Aug-11-06, 03:24 AM
Dont start another "FUCKING HATE JOE EIGO" thread because yes about 99% of the tricking community hate the cock sucking son of a bitch, but WE ALREADY KNOW!!! Btw Joe doesnt trick he does Multi-level Moves/-\. Most ppl are pissed at this, Im glad he doesnt relate himself to tricking.

Glide2, quit bitching and do something constructive. Like go do Multi-level Moves /-\ because anyone who doesnt support the Tricking community shouldn't be here.

I support the tricking community. I just don't support Matt R.

Rizzice
Aug-11-06, 03:35 AM
http://www.club540.com/userVideos/thumbs/1119301208.jpg


Quoted for hilarity.

carney
Aug-11-06, 03:49 AM
I <3 you Matt R. I have scottish inheritence so i want you babies!

carney
Aug-11-06, 03:51 AM
EDIT: actually he doesnt even do flash kicks, he does BOOMERANG KICKS!!!

Yeah carful of those! there awsome i wonder how he does them?
Pfft Fuck hes gay for renaming a bloody Flash kick.i wanna smash him... with a boomerang

Pockethook
Aug-11-06, 03:51 AM
Haha. How can he trick? He doesnt have any depth perception with only one eye exposed

[matt not joe eigo]

Reza21
Aug-11-06, 03:59 AM
why does joe pretend he's on a surf board every time he lands a flip??

[RozoN]
Aug-11-06, 04:02 AM
I support the tricking community. I just don't support Matt R.

So that means your tricking...not MLM-ing? Right?

carney
Aug-11-06, 04:06 AM
why does joe pretend he's on a surf board every time he lands a flip??
Must be some MLM Tribal ritual?

Phil D
Aug-11-06, 04:33 AM
why does joe pretend he's on a surf board every time he lands a flip??
haha sooo true!!!

Scott McDonald
Aug-11-06, 12:08 PM
Hahaha....you guys never figure out that Matt just loves stirring up arguments.
Besides that, he is a more diverse trickster than Joe Eigo. Eigo has higher flips and a few cleaner moves, but Matt is overall a better trickster than him. He can kick and flip, too. Not just twist. Trust me, I know these things.

blackflipboi
Aug-11-06, 06:08 PM
why does joe pretend he's on a surf board every time he lands a flip??


i got love for joe tho.... i still think he's amazing. say what u want,most trickers here wasnt even around when joe was on top.... and if u dont like his videos or whatever dont buy it

SickPanda
Aug-11-06, 08:05 PM
*when you can effortlessly do any sort of double twisting move...
*when you can back up those twists with a solid arsenal of twists and kicks
*when you can be confident in your own fucking style and not make posts about other's style on an internet forum...
*when you can prove that you can actually trick...
*when you can come up with something better than "you're gay" and other unfounded, unbacked insults that come across as your insecurity in your own talents compared to his...
*when you can get some ass so you can stop making comments about other's sexuality to make up for the fact that you've most likely ever done anything sexual with *good looking* girl in your life...

in short, when you get above the age of 12...

then you can take another shot at making fun of sheep and the absurd loserness of your post won't make me almost fall out of my chair laughing.

(If you were just trying to be funny then you're only 50% of the arrogant douchebag I currently think you are.)

:dead:

Phearx
Aug-11-06, 08:11 PM
why does joe pretend he's on a surf board every time he lands a flip??

hes trying to be like spiderman

TartanPajamas
Aug-11-06, 08:31 PM
1) Matt R is a prick, and I don't understand why it was necessary for him to inform us of his sexual experience with a fourteen-year-old, as the majority of us (hopefully) don't want to hear about it.

2) A boomerang kick is another common name for the moonkick, I've met breakers and tricksters who use it. That was a mistake with the actual show, not Joe Eigo.

skylerhall
Aug-11-06, 08:38 PM
i havnt even watched this sampler, and i know its going to rule ass.... glide2, joe eigo is not even close to Matt.

skylerhall
Aug-11-06, 08:39 PM
haha, ok nevermind. awkward situation

TartanPajamas
Aug-11-06, 08:40 PM
I don't like Matt's stuff, he needs to clean his moves up, customize them.

chillywilly
Aug-11-06, 08:46 PM
im sensing some hostility

Tran
Aug-11-06, 09:00 PM
Joe's flips utterly own your gay-ass emo twists


Are you kidding!!!??? Sheep is like one hell of an amazing twister :good:

Duke_Hoff
Aug-11-06, 09:05 PM
why does joe pretend he's on a surf board every time he lands a flip??

omgosh ahahah

glide2
Aug-11-06, 09:26 PM
Are you kidding!!!??? Sheep is like one hell of an amazing twister :good:

No. Anis is. Sheep isn't even clean, plus he's a cocky pile of shit.

diegoipl
Aug-11-06, 09:52 PM
where is the link 4 the sampler??

cepopeye
Aug-11-06, 09:57 PM
1) Matt R is a prick, and I don't understand why it was necessary for him to inform us of his sexual experience with a fourteen-year-old, as the majority of us (hopefully) don't want to hear about it.

2) A boomerang kick is another common name for the moonkick, I've met breakers and tricksters who use it. That was a mistake with the actual show, not Joe Eigo.

1) Matt, tell us more about this 14 year old

2) Joe didn't do a moonkick, he did a flashkick.

TiVo
Aug-11-06, 09:58 PM
If anything...

glide2 < Joe Eigo < Matt R.

In conclusion, glide2 < Matt R

Determined91
Aug-11-06, 11:21 PM
wow glide stop comparing him to the some of the best fucking trickers and shit... anis has probly the best twists in the tricking world..

Xuchilbara
Aug-11-06, 11:32 PM
lol spic.

Do these forums have...err...moderators? I would have banned Matt R a hundred times over until he flew into a spiralling abyss of banningness for some of the things he's said. In his defense, though, I believe he's just an ignorant, depressed, and biggoted child.

I just joined these forums, and I already dislike R. Doesn't mean he isn't good at Tricking. Unfortunately, being good at one does not help at the other. If only good Tricking skills came with a winning personality. Matt R was not so fortunate, that he was not. :sad: *tear*

Scott McDonald
Aug-11-06, 11:57 PM
Having hung out with Matt and his parents in my house, I can say that Matt kicks ass and shouldn't be hated.
He likes to piss people off.
He's very offensive. When people take it personally is when problems begin.
And Glide, Matt's twists kick ass. He never fails to amaze me with his ability to do a double anything, land in a bizarre ankle-angle, and not hurt a thing.
People bitch at him for not kicking. He can do all the basic kicks tricks, his swingthrus are amazing, and unlike most people here (ESPECIALLY me), all of his tricks are just as good on grass as they are plyo.


In summary, dogs in a bathtub.

TartanPajamas
Aug-12-06, 12:58 AM
1) Matt, tell us more about this 14 year old

2) Joe didn't do a moonkick, he did a flashkick.

Yeah, that's why I said it was a problem with the show.

Aariebolzor
Aug-12-06, 01:28 AM
True glide don't try to diss a trickster that's 100 times bether then u

*And now back on topic :p Lets agree JOE IS A FAGIT !!! die die die

[RozoN]
Aug-12-06, 03:09 AM
I like Matt...because hes a sheep and has skillz in twists... so he's like the twisting sheep!

BillyLo
Aug-12-06, 03:24 AM
He likes to piss people off.
He's very offensive.


Traits of an idiot.

Hez
Aug-12-06, 03:45 AM
Hahaha....you guys never figure out that Matt just loves stirring up arguments.
Besides that, he is a more diverse trickster than Joe Eigo. Eigo has higher flips and a few cleaner moves, but Matt is overall a better trickster than him. He can kick and flip, too. Not just twist. Trust me, I know these things.

Exactly. Meeting Matt in real life was not only one of the most crazyfun things I've ever done, but it also adds a whole new perspective to his attitude. Now I enjoy nothing more on TT than watching all these asstight bastards getting angry at him - it works invariably.

Oh yeah Matt is GASH at tricks too, just not as GASH as Wiggerasian.

Rook
Aug-12-06, 07:24 AM
Exactly. Meeting Matt in real life was not only one of the most crazyfun things I've ever done, but it also adds a whole new perspective to his attitude. Now I enjoy nothing more on TT than watching all these asstight bastards getting angry at him - it works invariably.

Oh yeah Matt is GASH at tricks too, just not as GASH as Wiggerasian.

Too true. Matt = :good: in person.

It's so funny watching people take him seriously.

Xuchilbara
Aug-12-06, 09:58 AM
Well, the fact that this is the only place most people would get to know anything about him, leaves it up to Matt to create the impression. No one gets known as a good person without putting it out there.

People who think Matt is a jerk are not gullible asstight bastards, they're people believing the only source of information being put out by Matt, himself. No one gets my respect when all they're doing is trying to piss people off for their own amusement. Do you expect me, or anyone else, to find hidden meaning in that? Do you expect me, or anyone else, to believe your a good guy in person because you create such an awesome self-image here? How could you possibly, when you don't?

Personally, I don't care. I couldn't give a shit. :) But, hopefully you know other people's viewpoint now, seeing as you'd have to be as dull as a windshield-wiper blade to not have, already.

P.S. Where's Matt's sampler?! I wanna see it!

shengoikee
Aug-12-06, 10:02 AM
matt r offends me LOL

Hez
Aug-12-06, 10:05 AM
You don't have to have met him in real life to realise that he isn't serious though, surely? And of course he doesn't expect you to believe he is a "good guy" in person, he wants you to hate him, haha. We aren't trying to defend him or something, that would be absurd, from what he says on here he deserves all the shit people shout at him haha. Nor are we trying to say "hey everyone, when matt asks you to kill yourself by eating knives, be really nice to him back!"

And, as the old saying goes, if you can't find the link you don't deserve to watch the video.

BBoySafety
Aug-12-06, 10:25 AM
matt ownz both tt and mlm (including eigo) in twisting, 'nuff said

Rook
Aug-12-06, 10:31 AM
I found matt funny before meeting him in person :eh:

Hez
Aug-12-06, 10:33 AM
Me too, but some people obviously don't haha.

Andy Longcat
Aug-12-06, 11:43 AM
I hate Scotsmen, automatically Team TF is hated.


Also, die Spiral.

carney
Aug-13-06, 02:34 AM
I hate Scotsmen, automatically Team TF is hated.


Also, die Spiral.
or just get racist:dead:

snugglefunked
Aug-13-06, 11:17 AM
sheep is fucking awesome!

Matt R
Aug-13-06, 02:23 PM
hahahahahahahahahah this is a fucking awesome thread haha


i love you guys :)

tf-flip
Aug-13-06, 02:30 PM
I hate Scotsmen, automatically Team TF is hated.


Also, die Spiral.


Team tf is loved you fucking spic

snugglefunked
Aug-13-06, 02:49 PM
sheep is so awesome he TRIES to get people to hate him, but they love him ANYWAYS!!

Munks
Aug-13-06, 02:50 PM
sorry, but i would happly change my sexuality for Matt R!

LOL!


http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2742/p7140001at9.jpg

shengoikee
Aug-13-06, 02:52 PM
sheep is so awesome he TRIES to get people to hate him, but they love him ANYWAYS!!
actually, i hate him. :good:

snugglefunked
Aug-13-06, 02:52 PM
I'm not emo cuz of Matt R... If I were to be emo, I'd be nothing compared to sheep... his emo powers far surpass any other emo i've seen...

snugglefunked
Aug-13-06, 02:53 PM
actually, i hate him. :good:
yes... but you LOVE to hate him... and if he wasn't there for you to hate, you'd be sad...

Rook
Aug-13-06, 03:01 PM
sorry, but i would happly change my sexuality for Matt R!

LOL!


http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2742/p7140001at9.jpg

That's fucking genius! XD

tf made me emo.

Matt R
Aug-13-06, 03:01 PM
i look like a duck :good:

Rook
Aug-13-06, 03:05 PM
a duck going LOL

snugglefunked
Aug-13-06, 03:08 PM
Sheep caused a HUGE impression on me when he was 15 and i saw him double cork, and I think double btwist... and then a little while ago double atwists... CRAZY!!! AT AGE 16!!!! even if sheep had NO kicks, those moves alone would make him a trickster, since gymnasts don't do them at all... and sheep HAS gotten a LOT cleaner since I first saw him, and he DOES have kicks, not to mention STYLE... therefore, matt r is a SICK trickster... and the fact that he has the BALLS to throw all that shit shows that he is a BEAST... and there aren't too many BEAST tricksters...

edit:
a duck going LOL
LMAO! i didn't even notice that!

Bubba
Aug-13-06, 03:34 PM
im a kicker... ive uve seen my stuff you know im the exact opposite kind of tricker than Matt..... AND I STILL LOVE MATT!!!!

i kick better than everyone here... so for anyone who tells matt to get better kicks i will say this.... "NO YOU!!!" (immature comeback FTW!!)

snugglefunked
Aug-13-06, 03:54 PM
^tis true...

Xuchilbara
Aug-13-06, 04:03 PM
And, as the old saying goes, if you can't find the link you don't deserve to watch the video.

I didn't expect it to be a linked smiley face. That's a first for me. You see, I thought he edited to be annoying. :P So, yeah, I found it, and I probably didn't deserve to see it in the first place. :tongue:

WildArm
Aug-13-06, 04:09 PM
im a kicker... ive uve seen my stuff you know im the exact opposite kind of tricker than Matt..... AND I STILL LOVE MATT!!!!

i kick better than everyone here... so for anyone who tells matt to get better kicks i will say this.... "NO YOU!!!" (immature comeback FTW!!)

bubba wtf is that song in one of your kick footages.... its like bannana bannana teracota pie or something hahaha too good!

WildArm
Aug-13-06, 04:11 PM
by wtf i mean i need the name because i want to download it :P

Bubba
Aug-13-06, 04:21 PM
bubba wtf is that song in one of your kick footages.... its like bannana bannana teracota pie or something hahaha too good!

its viscinity of obscenity by system of a down

alpha7158
Aug-13-06, 04:49 PM
MATT R PWNS THE WORLD

edit:
matt can kick btw, ive seen him 1080. he just doesnt like kicks so doesnt put them in videos

TreXzar
Aug-13-06, 05:22 PM
wow alpha, i give u 10 out of 10 for not back-slamming urself on that double-cork ^^

Ryan Sas
Aug-13-06, 05:56 PM
dang, i was excited about the video, link wont work for me. you still have my sn matt? trickyryan1080 if not. send it to me maybe? hope things are goin good for you man. peace

carney
Aug-13-06, 06:56 PM
Fuck thats hot alpha!

Tran
Aug-13-06, 08:45 PM
wow alpha, i give u 10 out of 10 for not back-slamming urself on that double-cork ^^

Yea alpha you made me want to get up and try the single cork for once :wicked:

Rick James
Aug-16-06, 01:11 PM
you gay sheep, I actually wanted 2 c a decent samp not sum midgit tit jumping around:(

Rook
Aug-16-06, 01:33 PM
haha, matt hardly tricks now :good:

simon
Aug-16-06, 01:41 PM
Matt doesn't exist anymore.

totte
Aug-16-06, 01:53 PM
Yeah carful of those! there awsome i wonder how he does them?
Pfft Fuck hes gay for renaming a bloody Flash kick.i wanna smash him... with a boomerang

I dont see HIS "boomerang flip" as a flashkick, it has no power at all, AND HE CANT SHOOT LAZERZSZ!!!1111oneoneeleven!!!! WITH THAT!!!!

btw, stop bitching with sheep, he's far more superior tricker than you :P

and WHAT!?!?! i didnt know you were emo :P lolz, arnt you that anymore or what?

simon
Aug-16-06, 02:33 PM
http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/2742/p7140001at9.jpg

carney
Aug-16-06, 06:53 PM
Fear not for i will catch you with my Lazer Beem Eyez