Michigan Tricking?

[dpitlock]

Zack you don't even trick! So get the fuck out of "tricks"tutorials.com

[Pot]

fine. idc dude if you wanna be like that ts cool

[short gorilla]

Swartz, Pete, I'm going to open gym on Saturday if either of you guys are going. If not I won't even get up though. So let me know. I'm gonna try to call you guys and hit you up on AIM, too. Is it still at 1 PM? And where's the new gym? Will it be faster for me to drive straight there or go to Swartz's place and ride with you? I'm just full of stupid questions.

[Pot]

wish me good luck at states cuz once its over my whole life will prolbly relvolve around tricking so i cant W8 ("w8") (ta piss dan off )

[dpitlock]

I hope you drown, and you aint tricking with us.

[Kitosho]

i hope youg et eaten by a shark

[Swartz]

Swartz, Pete, I'm going to open gym on Saturday if either of you guys are going. If not I won't even get up though. So let me know. I'm gonna try to call you guys and hit you up on AIM, too. Is it still at 1 PM? And where's the new gym? Will it be faster for me to drive straight there or go to Swartz's place and ride with you? I'm just full of stupid questions.
This is excellent news. I shall be there on Saturday as well. Yes, it's at 1pm. The address is:

3400 Highland Dr, which is right off of 196 as in as soon as you get off the exit going north on 32nd Ave it'll be the first intersection/light and you just turn left. If you remember getting off there for their old place it's just the same exit but about 10 minutes closer. You'd only be driving out of the way by going to my place so just head straight there.

Here's their site link again since you obviously couldn't figure this out yourself haha: http://www.gymnastiksunlimited.com

I'm also going to be A&B tomorrow 1-3 as well (assuming they're open that time as usual). I doubt either of you will be available for that but just the same I'm letting you know.


In other news, A&B has multiple open gym sessions like last year for Spring Break (April 4(Fri), 7(Mon), 9(Wed), 10(Thur), 11(Fri), 12(Sat)) from 1-3pm. I'm definetly going to see about hitting those up this time, or at least some of them. You and Pete should look into those dates as well of course.

THAT IS ALL.

[cannonflip]

hey guys

[Swartz]

Well I went to A&B today only to find the floor half covered with their inflatable obstacle course crap so I said "fuck this" and left haha.

Hopefully tomorrow all 3 of us can be at GU.

[short gorilla]

Well I am definitely going tomorrow to GU. I won't be able to do any of the extra AB open gyms except maybe a Friday, because of work. Unless that was only for this week, in which case I couldn't have gone anyways. So I'll see you tomorrow. I haven't tricked very much, just done TKD and lifting and stuff, so I'm gonna suck. But whatever, I suck anyways.

[Shocker333]

So whats the word Kitosho?

[Swartz]

Looks like it's just me and short. SCREW YOU PETE.

[dpitlock]

Swartz, lets work something out for us coming out there in April/May.

[Swartz]

No you'll make us all look bad 'cause we're currently the kings of the gym. Sike you can if you want, that'd be hawt.

Also I'm coming down to Detroit on the 23rd later this month and it won't be at your gym hahaha

[dpitlock]

Well the 23rd we will be at PANCAKE LEE!

[dpitlock]

tricks session tonight

[Pot]

I hope you drown, and you aint tricking with us.

i hope youg et eaten by a shark

wow teamates, friends u guys gave me all the inspiration in the world! :dead:

[Kitosho]

R1CKPAT: hi
R1CKPAT: whats up
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R1CKPAT: ahh icic
R1CKPAT: howv u ben?
Rusty Shaq: nis penis penis penis penis penisnis penis penis penis penis penisnis penis penis penis penis penis
R1CKPAT: k
R1CKPAT: wanna say sumtin other than penis?
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R1CKPAT: k

[Swartz]

Well the 23rd we will be at PANCAKE LEE!

Of course.

[Pot]

he left out the part were i countered it with vagina vagina vagina :(

[short gorilla]

I got my new camera today. I'm going next weekend, so I'll see you there Swartz. Pete better go. Swartz can you make me another copy of that video editing program you use? I lost the original disk when I moved. I'm gonna do some filming this week at the gym and mess around with movie maker but it's prolly gonna turn out crappy.

[Pot]

we pissed dan off last night with running around the gym trying to scare him lol

[jhyperflip]

10 DAYS TILL PANCAKE BITCHES!!!!!

[Pot]

10 DAYS TILL PANCAKE BITCHES!!!!!

my parents are considering it as a spring break and good learning experiance.... so i might be able to go.......:shocked:

[Pot]

my parents are considering it as a spring break and good learning experiance.... so i might be able to go.......:shocked:


im so excite!

[dpitlock]

6 people?

[dpitlock]

ummmm

uh oh

[dpitlock]

Jesse is definately coming now. Hes got the money o baby

[Pot]

PANCAKE TIME

[Kitosho]

pancake pancake pancake lee

[Kitosho]

In the joyous spirit of pancake lee i am now redacted exactly 5% of my hatred for Pot

[Swartz]

That's very generous.

[Kitosho]

damn straight

[Pot]

and ill try and annoy you 5% less, pancake yeah!

[Swartz]

Important info for short and Pete:

I just realized I will not be available for GU's Sat session since I'm working the dayshift from 12-8pm. Yay. Umm, I'll be available Fri afternoon or Sat night (hopefully) for a session if either of you are interested. Obviously that would only leave A&B as our choice. Just let me know. Definetly not going to be able to do anything about Sat afternoon though.

[dpitlock]

amazing session with zovega tonight.

my bring me to life combo killed!
double cork pop flash hook raiz double cork

[Swartz]

Haha zovega? What all can he do anyway? I mean for real. I don't take his word for anything. What kind of person is he? etc.

[dpitlock]

He can do a lot of stuff, he will try anything too. Good guy pretty funny! He likes to learn.

[Swartz]

That's good to hear.

[Pot]

yeah i thought he was kool, saddly to say my session wasnt quiet as.... plesent as dans was... got "taped" a few times, but i finaly laned a gainer swingthrough gainer

[Swartz]

I'm not about to let all you new fuckers start kicking my ass.

[ZoVEGA]

The sessh was heaven last night. I changing my address to extreme gymastics my new residence. everybody was supper chill, Dan's evanescence combo was retarded. and I kinda learned some new stuff too. I didnt die as much as I exspected to seeing how I havent had a chance to train in months. oh yeah ALL HELL J's A.D.D Girlfriend

[Pot]

The sessh was heaven last night. I changing my address to extreme gymastics my new residence. everybody was supper chill, Dan's evanescence combo was retarded. and I kinda learned some new stuff too. I didnt die as much as I exspected to seeing how I havent had a chance to train in months. oh yeah ALL HELL J's A.D.D Girlfriend

DAMN STR8

[Pot]

with an 8, so i can here dan tell me im not allowed to come to pancake lee again lol

[short gorilla]

I'm bringing down the wrath tomorrow. I practiced a bunch of crap this week solo and failed completely, so now I have to beat myself into the ground while Swartz laughs at me.

[Swartz]

Haha no tricking for us this weekend.

*short cries*

[Pot]

I'm bringing down the wrath tomorrow. I practiced a bunch of crap this week solo and failed completely, so now I have to beat myself into the ground while Swartz laughs at me.

Haha no tricking for us this weekend.

*short cries*

HAHAHAHAHAHA POOR SHORT

[short gorilla]

Waaaaaa. I'll just practice some kicks at home. Swartz is too much of a pussy to call in sick at work so he can trick.

[Pot]

the most amazing tricking everyday hero vidio is coming verry soon, (A is for alpahabet b is for buyon) JUST Wait AND see! its fucking 4 o clock and i just go home from tricking ahhhhhhhhhh

[dpitlock]

i love my girlfriend

[ZoVEGA]

I wish I was going to lee's But.....Im going to Hurricane gathereing and Loopkicks camp so Ill get over. WAIT....NO I WONT! 8(

[short gorilla]

So next weekend, no day shifts, no skipping out, I need to trick. Buncha wusses.

[Kitosho]

i am sore but i will probably trick tonight

[Pot]

call me if you guys do trick tonight i woke up at 6 pm today so im rested from last night lol

[Pot]

I wish I was going to lee's But.....Im going to Hurricane gathereing and Loopkicks camp so Ill get over. WAIT....NO I WONT! 8(

:(:dead:):

[Scorpiyus]

Hey, I am from michigan to!!!....
where do you guys trick at???

[Pot]

what part are you from?

[Swartz]

So next weekend, no day shifts, no skipping out, I need to trick. Buncha wusses.
Haha I tricked tonigh at A&B. I only stayed for 1.5 of the 3 hours though cause the place was insanely crowded with kids. You didn't miss anything. I still felt like shoving that down your throat though.

Hey, I am from michigan to!!!....
where do you guys trick at???

Most are located in the Detroit area and some of us (like me) are in around Grand Rapids.

[Pot]

im from detroit

[Pot]

o big news.... josh probly attracted a cerial killer to our gym or a group of gay old men

[Pot]

POT YOU CANT COME TO PANCAKE LEE

[Scorpiyus]

ooo.... im like in the middle of grand rapids and detriot.... bout 15 min from pontiac

[Swartz]

You're much much closer to the Detroit guys then haha.

I hate you Detroit. You're hogging everyone.

[dpitlock]

Come trick with us, we dont bite. Theres like 10 us now out here!

Clinton twp Michigan

[dpitlock]

What part are you in exactly.

[ZoVEGA]

DETROIT lets do it.

[short gorilla]

Do what, exactly.

[Pot]

IT, SHORT, IT, ARE YOU STUPID?

[Swartz]

Yeah. IT. As in a big massive homoerotic group orgy.

[Pot]

AND NOTHING LESS

[cannonflip]

POT YOU CANT COME TO PANCAKE LEE

what is pancake lee? ®¯®

[dpitlock]

You found this thread I bet you can find the pancake lee thread.

[ZoVEGA]

Lock you stupid for that, and it as in "MayTricks"

[Swartz]

what the...?

[cannonflip]

You found this thread I bet you can find the pancake lee thread.

you talking to me??? :wicked:

[Pot]

yeah dumb ass.... can you think?

[Wasted_Savior]

:[ me and haily officially broke up :dead::ouch::eh:

[dpitlock]

haha

[Pot]

dan... :its when the hens lay the eggs and baby are formed and they go to the mill to get the carpet and the carpet gets layded downand the dogies caneatforever:smile:

[Swartz]

:[ me and haily officially broke up :dead::ouch::eh:

What a shame.

[Pot]

dan r u stocking up on suplament galore?

[dpitlock]

suplament; hahha lololz ;p

yes, i need to pack, ahh shit. use a suit case if you can. its easier to stack in my car.

[dpitlock]

1000 dollars.
-180 for gas
-150 for 2 nights in a hotel
-120 for 3 gyms sessions for 5 ppl
____________________________
money left - 550 / 5ppl = 110 dollars



i hope we dont die

[Pot]

yeah i used a duffle bag... but its not huge is that ok it will be easy to stack..?

[Pot]

1000 dollars.
-180 for gas
-150 for 2 nights in a hotel
-120 for 3 gyms sessions for 5 ppl
____________________________
money left - 550 / 5ppl = 110 dollars



i hope we dont die

haha so many things can go wrong hahaah

[cannonflip]

yeah dumb ass.... can you think?

yeah i can think fag boy.. i think your a little bitch :shocked:

[Pot]

yeah i can think fag boy.. i think your a little bitch :shocked:

o boy, hard ass lmfao
CANNON FLIP AHHHH
lol get a life

[dpitlock]

pot settle down this is tricks tutorials

post ur hyper cork and tell him to piss off

[short gorilla]

Are we tricking Saturday? I need to know so I can cut my wrists if we aren't.

[Swartz]

Well I won't be going down to Detroit as I originally planned since the gym down there ended up cancelling their session. I'll still be going to GU on Sat of course. Hopefully all of us.

[basics007]

haha swartz so far i think ill be able to go if u get me=p

around how much do u need for gas? i can pay maybe like 20-25 dollars if u need it

[Swartz]

What? This Saturday? If short is planning on going maybe we could work it out that you drive up to his place and ride with him or he possibly picks you up seeing as how close he is to you in comparison. It'd be an insane amount of driving for me to go back and forth all over the place, especially if I'm picking up Pete too. Too many miles, too much gas and mostly just too much time.

I don't want to give him that kind of responsibility though either. I'm not sure he even knows you exist yet. It's up to him what he wants to do. Your best bet is to talk to short if you can.

[basics007]

haah ok we'll see wat happens

yea he does live like 30 mins away

[short gorilla]

Uh, I don't really have time to go to K-zoo to pick anyone up. I basically wake up and go tricking because I'm third shift, and any extra driving means I'm losing more sleep. Sorry dude. I'm planning on going though Swartz, so I'll see you there.

[Swartz]

Uh, I don't really have time to go to K-zoo to pick anyone up. I basically wake up and go tricking because I'm third shift, and any extra driving means I'm losing more sleep. Sorry dude. I'm planning on going though Swartz, so I'll see you there.

Yeah exactly. That's why I figured if he wanted to come his only chance would be to drive up TO you. If he can't do that or drive all the way up himself then he's out of luck.

[ZoVEGA]

Swarts, WHAT gym in Detroit.

[Swartz]

Kiddy Gymnastics Center.

[basics007]

lmao damn

eh i guess ill be practicing in the yard=D

[Swartz]

Whenever you're able to actually drive further than school and have a job you can come up anytime.

[basics007]

ill prolly find someone who can read maps and shit

thats my real problem haha

other than ill be good

[Swartz]

Oh dear.

[short gorilla]

TAKE 131 NORTH. TURN LEFT. YOU'RE FUCKING THERE.

[Swartz]

basics do you seriously not know how to acquire directions and actually use them?

[basics007]

well yea im asian

[short gorilla]

Really?

Well today was a good session for me, but you guys sucked out loud. I'm gonna drill the hell out of myself this week, I'll be at all that like two or three times before Saturday. Let me know if you can get a ride next weekend Pete.

[Swartz]

That's right short. Zovega kicks your ass in tricks.

[ZoVEGA]

WHAT? Were did this come from? That's right short. Zovega kicks your ass in tricks.

[Swartz]

I'm saying that you're a better trickster than short.

[short gorilla]

I read on AIM under your name that you landed your standing B-twist, and I have not. I'm jealous, that's all.

[Swartz]

To short and pete: my computer is showing early signs of it dying again (probably will need to replace the motherboard once again SON OF A BITCH). Just letting you know because I'll most likely be offline for another 2 weeks at least. I'm probably going to save up for a desktop 'cause...FUCK THIS LAPTOP PIECE OF SHIT. If you guys need to tell me anything it's best done by phone though I might have access to email or something here and there.

edit: it's lasting longer than I thought...probably will still fuck up on me suddenly one of these days.

[ZoVEGA]

YEAH i I landed that bad boy first try in the pit, and then twice on the floor, almost got a lot of other stuff too, that was a great day for tricking.

[Ferret]

I live in northern michigan... gaylord to be specific.. and there are NO trickers up there ...its pretty cool *cough* GAY *cough*... err I NEED SOMEONE 2 TRICK WITH!!!

[Swartz]

I live in northern michigan... gaylord to be specific.. and there are NO trickers up there ...its pretty cool *cough* GAY *cough*... err I NEED SOMEONE 2 TRICK WITH!!!

Oh man there's nobody up there haha. At least not that I know of. Well I think there were a couple in the Traverse City area but the last time I talked to them was like 5 years ago. I don't remember their names, if they trick or if they even live there anymore. I guess you're out of luck.

[Pot]

are we tricking tonight?

[Swartz]

Nope.

[dpitlock]

hahaha

[Kitosho]

Oh, Pat.

[Pot]

lol i no i missed out r we tricking tonight? lol (friday)

[Swartz]

Nope.

[dpitlock]

hahha

[short gorilla]

Just in case Pete was planning on tricking this weekend, I can't. I'm working over time, all weekend, so I'm actually doing 12 days in a row. Weeeee. I'll be good to go next weekend though, boys.

[dpitlock]

It seems like everyone in Grand Rapids lives a very sad life that is surrounded by terrible work schedules.

[Swartz]

It seems like everyone in Grand Rapids lives a very sad life that is surrounded by terrible work schedules.

Yeah pretty much. I'm finding a new job within this year though...or else.

[short gorilla]

Yeah pretty much. I'm finding a new job within this year though...or else.

And when that day comes you will give me your hat.

[Kitosho]

plans for 2009: matt swartz learns to do an aerial

[Swartz]

plans for 2009: matt swartz learns to do an aerial

I did that ages ago.

[cannonflip]

o boy, hard ass lmfao
CANNON FLIP AHHHH
lol get a life

your an everyday cock sucker

[Pot]

I did that ages ago.

lol he got you

[Wasted_Savior]

plans for 2009: pot gets laid?

Naaaah

[dpitlock]

pot gets laid daily

[dpitlock]

APRIL FOOLS!

[short gorilla]

Swartz, Pete, you guys ready for Saturday?

[Swartz]

plans for 2009: pot gets laid?

Naaaah
That's mine you ass.

Swartz, Pete, you guys ready for Saturday?

Duh.

[short gorilla]

*flexes and winks at Swartz*

[Pot]

just every other day.... :P lol

[Pot]

pluse weekends

[dpitlock]

LAST WEDNESDAY GYM SESSION! I GOT A NEW WORK SCHEDULE, SO THAT MEANS YOU ALL LOSE. WHY DO YOU ALL LOSE? BECAUSE I'M THE HEAD HONCHO AROUND HERE, WHAT I SAY GOES! TONIGHT WE WILL ALL TRICK AND DECIDE WHICH NIGHT IS THE BEST!

[short gorilla]

So I'm considering wearing my pink and purple leotard to the gym today. Any thoughts?

[Swartz]

So I'm considering wearing my pink and purple leotard to the gym today. Any thoughts?

Pete's not going if you didn't know already. I still will. BY ALL MEANS WEAR YOUR PINK LEOTARD.

[Swartz]

Team PMS rocks as of late. Well more like Team MS since Pete SUCKS I mean is injured.

First outdoor tricking today. IT'S STILL MUDDY.

[short gorilla]

Well it looks like I need a new cell phone so I'll be calling you as soon as I get one Swartz. I take it your computer stopped being a gay ass homo? What's the story there?

[Swartz]

Well it looks like I need a new cell phone so I'll be calling you as soon as I get one Swartz. I take it your computer stopped being a gay ass homo? What's the story there?

It's still being a gay ass homo, it's just not a DEAD gay ass homo. Last time the screen kept going out or whatever it would just stay dead. Now all I do is shut it down, wait a few seconds and turn it on and it's fine. Until it decides to randmoly die again. It might happen after several minutes or it might after several days. It's just random and mildly annoying especially if I'm in the middle of something but so far I haven't had to take it back in again.

[Swartz]

HOLY FUCK I AM SO SORE HAHA

[basics007]

wat does pms stand for?

sounds like wat girls get

*no offense to girls*

[dpitlock]

HOLY FUCK I AM SO SORE HAHA

sore in the ass?

[Swartz]

wat does pms stand for?

sounds like wat girls get

*no offense to girls*
No shit. Girls get premenstrual syndrome. Our reference is Pete Matt Short, our names (though short is actually matt too). Just a play on words. Awesome eh?

sore in the ass?
Well I'd prefer that to everywhere else on my body. I hadn't tricked in 2 weeks then had 2 long sessions back to back Fri and Sat. That's all.

[basics007]

haha how original

[Swartz]

ARE YOU GETTING SMART WITH ME?

[basics007]

no man but what if someone wants to join ur team?

dont u have to change it? =o

[Wasted_Savior]

nobody wonts to join our loser team anyways.

[Swartz]

no man but what if someone wants to join ur team?

dont u have to change it? =o

Dude, we don't actually give a shit about being known as a team. It was just all fun and games. Nobody is going to "join" us because that's not the way it works. We don't give a damn. We're just friends that trick together.

[basics007]

ohh i see, but then why use "team pms" shouldnt u just have no team? and just leave it alone

[Wasted_Savior]

Your taking everything far to literal, we trick for fun, not to exhibition our skills. :wink:

[basics007]

lmao im just wondering why u have a "team" name if u guys dont really care about the team name thats all

im not talking about tricking at all, but the reason behind the "team" name or w/e.

i should leave this alone and stop it right here

[Swartz]

So people can associate it with us as a group. Why should we bother with "we're Pete, Matt and short" all the time? It could be PMS SQUAD for all I care. Or just PMS.

It doesn't matter. You certainly seem to care more than any of us.

[short gorilla]

We will be holding tryouts for Team P.M.S. in July at Superstar Gymnastics in G.R. We don't have an exact date yet, but we'll keep everyone posted. The only requirements to join are that you are not opposed to explicit displays of full frontal nudity in public venues, that you are either ginger or dye your hair black and cut yourself, and that you allow me to mount you in front of people to exhibit my dominance. Oh, and you have to legally drop your name and become a permanent extra in the movie that is life, because we can't change our team name for some newbie. Tryouts will cost $37 for the application fee, and your team uniform will cost roughly $72 if you are accepted. You must supply your own razor blades for cutting though.

[dpitlock]

tricks tutorials is a place of childish games and pogs.

[jhyperflip]

FER SURRE DP!

[basics007]

damn i feel like ive been raped acouple times and then minivanned

[Swartz]

I couldn't have said it better myself short.

Nice new avatar? haha what the hell?

[Tygur]

LEROY!

[short gorilla]

Well that was the worst session ever. And by session I mean nothing. Fucking balloon whale bastards. A & B is dead to me. Swartz when can you come over to hang out in the field?

[Razgard]

hey im trying to start tricking and i was wondering if anyone lives near port huron could give me pointers. i would prefer not to tell my parents that im hanging out with guys i dont know, so I dont really have a good means of transportation other than running or biking so i can maybe go like 5 miles around port huron.

[short gorilla]

I have a feeling you're screwed if you're afraid of your parents. We trick in G.R., the other group is in Detroit. How old are you?

[Razgard]

im 16 but its not so much im afraid of my parents its more id rather not hear all the crap i would probably get.

[short gorilla]

Well I don't remember where Port Huron is but if you can make it to G.R. some how on one of our open gym sessions we'll help you out. Just look for the three guys that look like child molesters. You're probably too far away for G.R., but if you aren't then just tell them that you're going to open gym and there's coaches there that can help you learn flips and stuff. If that's a worthwhile plan for you I can give you more information on the gyms, otherwise I guess you'll have to keep looking.

[Razgard]

yea they are way to far guess ill just have try stuff in a field around here. i might try to get there a couple times when i get my license probably wont happen soon but it might happen.

[Swartz]

yea they are way to far guess ill just have try stuff in a field around here. i might try to get there a couple times when i get my license probably wont happen soon but it might happen.
Don't waste your time with us. You're much closer to Detroit and therefore a lot more people. Make use of parks and open fields for the time being. Maybe you could find a gymnastics center that holds open gym sessions too.

[short gorilla]

Gayrials and Buttpirates.

[Swartz]

WORST GYM EVER. I wouldn't mind renting it out for a gathering though hoho. PROBABLY WILL NEVER HAPPEN SO FUCK 'EM.

[short gorilla]

"YOU CAN RENT OUR GYM BUT ONLY IF YOU FILL IT WITH CHILDREN AND CLIMB ON THE WHALE'S ASS."

[Swartz]

"AND SLIDE DOWN IT'S RECTUM"

[Rahf]

THE INSANITY HAS GOTTEN CLOSE TO 2000 POSTS! OH MY GOODNESS!

[short gorilla]

I wish you lived in Michigan Rahf.

[dpitlock]

Port Huron? Damn. We are in Clinton Twp. right off I-94. (15 mile)

We now trick friday nights! So maybe Swartz will come back and anal rape us.

[Ferret]

you'e like that too much ;) *DP*... How bout the battle guys ... Gaylord? Ehh EH? whos all going?

[short gorilla]

Who's this now? Battle? Gaylord? What?

[Syvo]

Short, I called this morning and got Amber whom said you were sleeping haha. Anyway I was just trying to find a good time for me to come down this week if this good weather keeps up for a nice long grass session (1.5-2 hours or whatever). I was even ready to do it today but it wouldn't have worked out anyway. Just let me know. I'm good for tomorrow or Wednesday. Both days are supposed to be sunny and around 60 degrees where you're at (58 on Tue, 67 on Wed). I'd like to take advantage if it can work out for you too.

We now trick friday nights! So maybe Swartz will come back and anal rape us.
But I always work Fri nights haha. Still don't know when I'll be shooting down there next but it'll most likely be a Sat or Sun at Downriver gym.

[The Tobinator]

But I always work Fri nights haha. Still don't know when I'll be shooting down there next but it'll most likely be a Sat or Sun at Downriver gym.

Update when you do because I would come down.

[short gorilla]

First grass session of the year today. Swartz hurt himself. Got stabbed in the foot by a giant ass thorn thing. He was rolling around crying. I wound up pulling it out with my teeth because he was too much of a pussy to do it. Pete you need to learn to fucking drive so you can come too.

[dpitlock]

hahahha

[Syvo]

short is a big fat liar. emphasis on the FAT part.

[Pot]

Port Huron? Damn. We are in Clinton Twp. right off I-94. (15 mile)

We now trick friday nights! So maybe Swartz will come back and anal rape us.


wee, swartz, our gym, anal rape! weeeeee lol

[short gorilla]

short is a big fat liar. emphasis on the FAT part.

Yes. I'm a big fat tits.

Dude I'm fucking sore now. All this biking and kicking and shit. I'm beat. Next week?

[Syvo]

Yes. I'm a big fat tits.

Dude I'm fucking sore now. All this biking and kicking and shit. I'm beat. Next week?

I'm mildy sore. I mostly just turned the back of my neck and shoulders extra crispy. Sunblock next time haha. Yes, next week. Not sure what day yet. I'll find out my work schedule/forecast tomorrow or the next day and go from there.

[jhyperflip]

POT shut up your not coming to Pancake Lee!!!!

IDK if anyone clarrified fut Ferret is Jesse, He lives like 2-3 hours away from us even tho hes on our team. he leaves in the faggot town called gaylord, Michigan.... idk if anyone said that..

[Pot]

josh knows more about jesse than jesse dose hahahahah

[short gorilla]

I'm mildy sore. I mostly just turned the back of my neck and shoulders extra crispy. Sunblock next time haha. Yes, next week. Not sure what day yet. I'll find out my work schedule/forecast tomorrow or the next day and go from there.

It doesn't particularly matter to me which day we do it, but looking at how fucking exhausted I am this week I'm thinking Wednesday would be a little better, since I don't really train on Wednesdays. I can do any day you want, but Mondays would have to be a last resort since I do TKD and open gym Monday nights. So I guess it actually does matter to me haha. But still, I'll do whatever day is best for you, since you're the one that works in the afternoon. Yeah.

[Swartz]

Wednesday was actually my preference for earlier this week anyway. As long as the weather is good I'd say this Wed would be prime.

edit: I looked up the forecast for Allendale. High of 53 and chance of rain, whereas Thur high of 57, party cloudy. Mayb that'd be better? I suppose we can wait until Wed and see what it's actually like out.

[short gorilla]

Yeah, we'll just wait until closer to the day because weather changes so much around here. You should look up the weather for the Kalamazoo area though, or Allegan, since that's where we'll be. And while you're at it, get on AIM.

[Swartz]

Yeah, we'll just wait until closer to the day because weather changes so much around here. You should look up the weather for the Kalamazoo area though, or Allegan, since that's where we'll be. And while you're at it, get on AIM.

Read my post. I looked it up for ALLEGAN haha. No AIM asshole. I'm about to leave for work soon and I never know when this computer is going to die anyway. It's already froze up on me half a dozen times this morning.

[short gorilla]

I DID read your post, you looked up ALLENDALE, not ALLEGAN. Newb.

[Swartz]

That's what I meant obviously. Errr....

I WANT TO TRICK TOMORROW AFTERNOON I THINK.

[jhyperflip]

Yea Pot i do know more about jesse than jesse knows about jesse...... have a problem?!.....

Um does this thread have any real purpose lol.... not that it matters just wondering

[Pot]

haha josh is being all official latly

[Shocker333]

I think you guys should all come to Lansing since its halfway between grand rapids and Clinton twp, that is all!!

[short gorilla]

Swartz what days are we tricking this week? Can you do Saturday, too? I'm available. I was thinking definitely Wednesday for a grass session, maybe Friday too if we're not too sore. I was sick this weekend and couldn't do jack shit so I'm going to make up for it this week.

Got some news. Looks like Amber's going to be starting classes next month, or in September if the class is full this time around. If that's the case then my schedule is going to change drastically. I'll still be ok to trick, but I'll be doing less TKD and no more coaching. All this means for you guys is that I'm going to be needing our sessions a lot more and taking them MOAR CEREAL. I'll be spending the majority of my time at home with Blake, and working. On the plus side being at home so much I can work out and stretch a lot, but I won't be able to get out to train. So that's it in a nutshell.

[Swartz]

I sent you a PM just now for info there. I'm off Saturday so that might be good. Not Friday though, I work the dayshift and then afterwards have a screening to see for the last film I was part of and a little parTAY afterwards.

Ummm...Mon (probably just me), Wed (or Thur) and Sat (gym session) sound best so far. Forecast looks good for Allegan on all those days too. Rock on.

[short gorilla]

I've been sick the last few days, but I'll meet you for a grass session. Call me. Or I'll call you. Who cares.

[Swartz]

I need to start stretching more after these sessions haha. I did when I got home at least but perhaps I'll start doing it before I leave next time.

[short gorilla]

I got so sick at work tonight they sent me home. Don't know if Thursday's going to happen Swartz. I'll let you know. Definitely Saturday is on, but I might need to take the next couple days easy.

[zippety]

Im back niggassss :wink:

[blissfull]

Hey guys whats up?
i trick in Michigan and i live in west Bloomfield. i got to a gym in warren called all worlds gym. it's me and about 3 other people where all 17 but we are pretty experienced. so if anyone lives close send me a message, i like meeting new tricksters.

[short gorilla]

Once again, a new trickster that is closer to Detroit and those guys than to us.

[Swartz]

Go figure. For being the second largest city in Michigan, Grand Rapids and the surrounding area certainly is lacking.

Oh and short I might just go up there anyway whether or not you will be. Haven't really decided yet. Either way I might be aiming for 12 or 12:30 instead.

[dpitlock]

SWARTZ, I NEED TO TRICK WITH YOU BEFORE THE END OF MAY. NOTHING WOULD MAKE IT MORE AMAZING THEN YOU IN THE BACKGROUND.

[Swartz]

No Dan I'm not going to stand in the background wide-eyed watching you trick haha. I'm more likely coming down Sunday after next but at Downriver so I guess you'll miss out on the pleasure of my company.

[dpitlock]

DAMNIT!

TODAY I WAS BANNED 15 TIMES.

[dpitlock]

blissfull called the gym because he thought I was lying hahahhahah

well today im off to quebec so good bye all

[short gorilla]

Swartz, Saturday is all go. I'll see you there. I won't have time to get food though, even though it's usually my idea and I'm the one that bitches when we don't go. Pete's not coming, he has to wash his hair and paint his nails.

[Swartz]

More like dye his hair black and put black paint on his nails.

[ZoVEGA]

yo bliss where you trick at in the Bloomys? you come to the D at all

[short gorilla]

SWARTZ WHEN DO YOU WANT TO COME TO ALLEGAN? I'M ALL PUMPED UP AND READY TO NINJA.

[Swartz]

It looks overall more rainy and colder than lately. It's really hard to guage a good day. I mean there's possible times but who knows what it'll actually be like. On and off rainy days, on and off cold days, etc.

I guess Tue or Thur are the 2 best choices, Tue being 45-50 and Thur about 10 higher. Overall Thur seems best. I have a feeling it'll be a tad chilly on Tue, but maybe we can wait and see.

[OpenxEyedxBeast]

So do you guys know anything about Madison Heights?

[Swartz]

Yeah another Detroit area. Go figure. I'm going to kill you all.

[dpitlock]

yes i know where its at, but nothing is there. clinton twp mi is where its at.

[dpitlock]

Im about to just make a DETROIT TRICKING thread since everyone is around here anyways.

[dpitlock]

TOWEL IS GOING TO COME ON A WEEKEND TO TRICK WITH US!
END OF MAYISH, HOW DOES THAT SOUND TO YOU EVERYDAY HERO MEMBERS

(CROSSES FINGERS TO SEE IF SWARTZ IS INTERESTED)



SLUMBER PARTY AT THE GYM

[short gorilla]

Swartz we're in the new apartment now, still moving crap around, but we can trick it up at the sports complex this week if you want to. It looks like it might be warming up for us again.

[short gorilla]

Hello? Swartz? Tricking?

[Swartz]

You know you do have a phone. I'm lucky to even get one post through without this thing freezing up. My only activity on this forum is this thread whenever my computer decides to last more than 5 minutes.

My groin was rather irritated for a while. Too many c720s I think. Umm, I guess it's mostly gone now but the odd weather lately has really thrown stuff around in terms of planning outdoor sessions. Let's try for Sat open gym I guess?

[short gorilla]

Well I guess I'll use this "fone" you speak of. I don't know if Saturday will work or not this week.

[dpitlock]

THIS THREAD SUCKS NOW

[Swartz]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gmM461b5N9A

[short gorilla]

This thread is only weak because Swartz can't post often because his computer is gay for other computers. Swartz, I'll call you, but in case you can read this you need to come to Allegan soon because my car is broke all to hell and now I can't drive. The wheel fell off yesterday. It sucks.

[Swartz]

I've figured out it's patterns for the most part, as sporatic as it is, but even with computer issues I don't find myself wanting to login on here that much anyway haha. My tricking motivation is up and down which means I need to do it a lot again haha. I didn't even go last Sat by myself even though I implied otherwise.

IF YOU CAN LET'S GO TOMORROW I DON'T WORK. Thing is I wouldn't be able to get there until maybe 3-4pm cause of other plans. DAMMIT MY HANDS ARE DAMMIT TIED DAMMIT. I don't know when you have to be gone but I figured I'd throw it out there anyway. Wednesday looks bad for weather so the next best is Thur which I'm off as well but other plans might conflict. Not sure yet. TOMORROW WOULD BE GREAT DAMMIT.

[G-sus]

Swartz, PM me before you get to 100k posts ^^

[zippety]

woww thats random

[Swartz]

Swartz, PM me before you get to 100k posts ^^

That will take me an eternity at the rate I post these days. Juji added about 85,000 of those himself. Also, shut up.

[short gorilla]

Fuck off G-sus.

Swartz, I'll call you tonight. Thursday is a good day for me. I got your message too late for today (obviously).

[zippety]

haha.. i know that would take soo long to get that many more. :dead:

[short gorilla]

So it's now Monday and I'm still working 56 hour weeks and I'm always tired as hell. But I'm going back to the gym today and hopefully as I get in better shape I'll have more energy in general. Or just the opposite. Maybe I'll get ass cancer and die. Whatever. I don't care. Nobody cares.

[Pot]

lol they changed your face 2 zac hahaha

[Pot]

cant w8 till midwest

[zippety]

lol they changed your face 2 zac hahaha

what? yes i changed mine too lmao it looked good

[Kitosho]

i tricked yesterday


silent tricks



how lonely

[dpitlock]

Me and josh tricked yesterday with shane hahah

[zippety]

Dpitlock you should let me photoshop some pictures for you.. I did some for pots haha

[short gorilla]

I'm going to try a solo session tomorrow. But nobody fucking cares.

[Swartz]

I'm going to try a solo session tomorrow. But nobody fucking cares.

I'm hijacking my brother's computer to send you a damn message short. What's the deal with your cell phone? You don't use it anymore? I left you at least 3 messages this last week. Anytime I call your house you're asleep and I get your wife. I stopped bothering to have you call me back haha. I've gone up to Allegan 3 times already last week without you. GET AHOLD of me so we can do this together again. I'm fine tricking solo but dammit when you live like a mile away...

Anyway, call me. I might be going up there tomorrow so let me know.

[short gorilla]

HOLY FUCKING DICK SHITS! Okay. I'll call you tomorrow morning. Amber told me today that "Swartz left you a million messages. He's all pissed and yelling and swearing at you." Haha.

[short gorilla]

WHEN IS OUR NEXT GRASS SESSION SWARTZ?!?

[Swartz]

IT'S SUPPOSED TO STOP RAINING SOMETIME TOMORROW MORNING (TUE), IF IT'S DRY ENOUGH OUT BY SAY 1-2PM THEN I WANT TO BE THERE. CALL ME AROUND NOON TO LET ME KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE THERE.

OTHERWISE WED IS THE NEXT BEST OPTION.

[short gorilla]

OH FUXXORAZ I DINT CHEK D TRHEADZORZ!!!1!!1 I'LL CALL U 2MORO N WE KEN TRIZXORZ LYK TUHRSTAY OR FIRTAY LOLOLOLOL

[Swartz]

DAMN IT short. I went there by myself on Tue, didn't go today. I only was there half an hour cause I strained my ankle haha. All fine now.

TOMORROW IS SUPPOSED TO BE NICE. I'M OFF WORK AND I'M GOING. YOU BEST BE THERE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.

I'm loving this.

[dpitlock]

TOWELS AND STEVEN RICHARDS TRICK SESSION TOMORROW!!!

[short gorilla]

TODAY WAS A SHIT SESSION. MONDAY WILL BE BETTAR.

[CodyLee1337]

I read the first page of this thread thinking it was just started haha then I saw page 200...now it makes sense!

NEED ANOTHER GAY BRUCE LEE THREAD!

[Pot]

steve richards session tonight, were gettin fucked up!!!!!!!!!