Michigan Tricking?

[short gorilla]

I read the first page of this thread thinking it was just started haha then I saw page 200...now it makes sense!

NEED ANOTHER GAY BRUCE LEE THREAD!

NO DAMMIT.

[short gorilla]

Over 2000 replies in this shit thread now. Wowzorz.

[short gorilla]

Bumping so I can find it easier. Swartz where's your fucking computer?

[CodyLee1337]

Short Gorilla I can't take any more of your angry post seriously because of your avatar its loltastic! :D

[short gorilla]

Shut up.

[short gorilla]

God fucking piss on a shit damnit. Where the balls is fucking Swartz with his faget black-asshole brother's computer?!?

[zippety]

dude i havent posted in foreverrrr.. hollyyy shittt:shocked:

[short gorilla]

Where in the blue fucking shit is Swartz god dammit up my ass to hell?!?

[Zelgaddis]

Jesus cunt punching christ, you guys need to take a drive to Fenton, I had no idea there were 200+ pages worth of MI trickers

[short gorilla]

FUCKING BUMP. WHERE SWARTZ COMPUTER? WHERE?

[Shocker333]

Jesus cunt punching christ, you guys need to take a drive to Fenton, I had no idea there were 200+ pages worth of MI trickers

Why don't you got Clinton twp thats where most of the trickers. I'm in lansing at the moment.

[Swartz]

I noticed the multitude of messages sent on here short. I DO HAVE A CELL PHONE. My tricking is inconsistent at best. A&B has open gym every weekday this summer for 2 hours at 8 bucks. I went once, might do more. Can't decide if I really want to bother with tricking in general. I quite enjoy working out for now and overall have to be a jew in regards to money.

Still...we should probably get together again. I may end up being a little bit of a gym whore again. Perhaps an outdoor session once in a while though still. ???

SPEND LOTS OF GAS MONEY AND COME TO G.R.

[Swartz]

Short! Time to get serious again. I'm hitting up A&B tomorrow 1-3pm. It's 8 dollars and it shouldn't be too full. Like I said in my last post, they're having open gym at that time every weekday just for the summer. I'm taking advantage. You should too, though I know it's a haul. I can make it a goal to still visit Allegan of course but to be a little safer on my joints I'm going to be at the gym as much as possible. Let me know.

This new laptop I got in the exchange doesn't have a firewire port. I'm pissed. Guess I'll be getting that desktop afterall haha. Maybe I'll be able to make videos again before summer is over.

[Swartz]

YOU MISSED OUT ON AN AWESOME SESSION TODAY SHORT. A&B IS CURRENTLY BEING AWESOME.

[Swartz]

Pretty damn sore. Not sure if I'll be ready by tomorrow. Might have to wait until Thurs or Friday.

[dpitlock]

hi swartz

[Swartz]

hi dan

[Swartz]

short, I got your message but I called back like 3 times and nobody picked up. I didn't bother leaving a message. I might be going tomorrow but definetly Friday and you mentioned that as a possibility for you so let's plan on it.

[short gorilla]

NEXT WEEK IS DEFINITE YES I DIDN'T GET ON INTERNETS SINCE LAST POST LOLOLOLMLMLMLMLMLMLMLM!!!!!!!!!! U SHOOD LEEV MESUGEZ SWARTZ MLMLMLMLM!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOOD FOR ANY DAY NEXT WEEK AS LONG AS I CAN PLAN IT, I HAS GOTZ MONEES NOW FOR GASES AND DRIVINGS AND OPEN GYMS LOLOLOLOLMLMLMLM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11ONE3331!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

[Swartz]

NEXT WEEK IS DEFINITE YES I DIDN'T GET ON INTERNETS SINCE LAST POST LOLOLOLMLMLMLMLMLMLMLM!!!!!!!!!! U SHOOD LEEV MESUGEZ SWARTZ MLMLMLMLM!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOOD FOR ANY DAY NEXT WEEK AS LONG AS I CAN PLAN IT, I HAS GOTZ MONEES NOW FOR GASES AND DRIVINGS AND OPEN GYMS LOLOLOLOLMLMLMLM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11ONE3331!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah I didn't bother leaving messages. I figured you'd at least look here for a minute since I said I was online again. I didn't even go today. Decided I needed more time to recover. How about All That? Do they have open gym at all lately?

Either way I'm going to A&B on Monday at the least.

[Swartz]

You probably won't get this message short but just in case:

I'll be in Allegan today in the early afternoon and at A&B on Monday. If you can make it to either or both, call me (or just reply here DAMN IT).

[short gorilla]

FUCKING SHIT. I was at the beach and too busy to check the internet. It's now Tuesday. Piss! Alright, I'm gonna check this daily now. Shit. Fuck. Cocks. MEN'S ASSES!!!!!!!! I'm free friday and most of the weekend if you want to try for a session then. I don't work or anything.

[Swartz]

Going to Allegan is a waste of time. I was having problems after 15-20 minutes and left haha.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa I don't know when I'll go next to A&B. Probably Friday. Or Thursday. Or both. Depends on how I do.

[short gorilla]

SO it's my birthday today, and I woke up and felt like someone shot me in the ear. Went to the hospital and turns out I have an ear infection. Happy birthday to me! Lots of antibiotics and ibuprofen. Woot. I'll call you about Friday.

[short gorilla]

Bumping so that kid can see our thread. This is as friendly and generous as I get, so don't expect anything more out of me.

[Swartz]

Well you didn't call me about today short. Irrevelant since I didn't end up going anyway. I kinda feel like trying a grass session again in Allegan tomorrow before work if you're up for it. Might go anyway without you.

[short gorilla]

Well you didn't call me about today short. Irrevelant since I didn't end up going anyway. I kinda feel like trying a grass session again in Allegan tomorrow before work if you're up for it. Might go anyway without you.

Okay. I'm free this week. Just fucking call me if YOU are going to come to ALLEGAN. I WILL GO IF YOU CALL. I can't guarantee that I'll check the thread and catch a post from you because I have a meeting Monday morning plus I live in the gym now. But I will go if you come to Allegan, even if I lose sleep (you know that though because that's like every time you've come). I will be able to come up to G.R. again starting next week guaranteed, because I'll have gas monies again haha. Got my car all fixed up (don't ask I fucking hate the shit out of that car) so I'm ready and raring to go. I'm not saying this like "It's your fault I'm not tricking I can't be bothered to pick up the phone myself." but it really works out better if you just call me and say "Hey fucker, I'm cumming to Allegan today/tomorrow so get your faget ass out of bed" and then I'll be all "Okaybee Swartz!" Yeah.

[Swartz]

Problem is you don't always get back to me in time since I usually end up deciding for sure the day ahead of time. Now that we're back to weekdays I'll probably be whoring around the gym, not going to Allegan. Saturday I MIGHT be making a trip to Detroit to see Ray and trick down there. It looks our next session TOGETHER wouldn't be until next week either way.

I know you say to contact you but with our attempts in recent history it seems you have a much better time trying to contact ME. I don't know for sure what days of the week I'll be at A&B so you're best just finding out by getting ahold of me. I won't bother calling you to trick if it's going to be taking place here. You always respond too late haha.

Also, I don't know what's changed, but does All That have open gym sessions at all and if so when? Not that I could make 'em but if I'm free it's only fair for us to share the trips back and forth I guess.

[short gorilla]

Monday nights. I'm going to try to start going to those again next week. I've been out of TKD for almost a month now, due to my son getting sick then some stuff happening around the house and bla bla bla no free time. But I'm back this week and hopefully will be able to do some stuff at All That. At least I haven't been lazy though. Lots of lifting and stuff. Okay, I'll start calling you about A&B, as long as you promise they won't be faggots when I show up there.

[Swartz]

In what way?

[short gorilla]

By covering everything up with inflatable shit logs and letting little kids jump over me while I'm doing the splits and warming up.

[Kung-Fool]

erm...where exactly in michigan do u guys live? me and 6 other trickers live in the detroit/trenton/grosse ile area..are u guys close to us?

If so...we would really like to go trick we a couple more guys..but tbh were not the best

..as in we can only do like gainers corks and b twists...

[short gorilla]

I suck at tricking. And we live near Grand Rapids. Dan Pitlock and those guys are near Detroit though.

[Shocker333]

I love Michigan!

[short gorilla]

I love eggs. From my head down to my leggs.

[Swartz]

My god. It will never end. Every damn new MI trainee is from the Detroit area. I don't even care anymore. AT LEAST I HAVE SHORT! WAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm going to start stretching again (after I wait several days for my effin' legs to heal).

[short gorilla]

Shredded my legs and arms today. Wewt.

[dpitlock]

anyone want to trick today we will come to youuu

[Swartz]

Yeah right.

[Swartz]

UPdate!

I will be in Allegan on Wednesday at noon.

G.U. now has Saturday sessions again starting this next one. I may or may not be going to that one because I just MIGHT be at Downriver instead with RAY.

That is ALL.

[short gorilla]

FUCKING WOOT SATURDAYS I CAN TRICK AGAIN! *tears up*

[Swartz]

We shall be victorious!

[short gorilla]

Woah, what happened to my avatar? I'm twice as cool now.

[Swartz]

Only "twice?"

[short gorilla]

Thursday Thursday Thursday! What time are you coming again?

[Swartz]

2 pm.

[Swartz]

Weather was fine. I triple checked the forecast and decided to go up there anyway for an hour. Next time you want to leave a message short, be coherent haha. I couldn't understand shit. The basic gist of what I got was that you wouldn't be going, were sleeping something something and maybe going Saturday? I don't know. I'll be at G.U. at 1pm. Be there or don't. No need for you to tell me otherwise. I'll figure that out if you simply aren't there.

[short gorilla]

Oh, I'm cumming. I have to come up with gas money but I'm fucking cumming.

[short gorilla]

See you Monday, sweetheart.

[Pot]

I need to bring like 4 empty tapes for the camera.
Tonight I have to work on California Rolls for Kyle McLean


haha, a year l8er lol thats insain

[Swartz]

Short! Patrick/musasabi and Roger may be dropping by Allegan on Wed next week (the 10th). They're the ones I went to visit in Wisconsin twice.

Patrick wants to stop by during their little road trip to PA and NC and I sort of planned it out for them already. It's not 100% but pretty damn close. The weather should be all right and if not who knows (might still hang out). Anyway, they're planning around noon being there and even if it's off by an hour or so it'd still work out for me. They'd hang out a couple hours or so like we normally do.

I know you said weekdays might not work anymore but if that day could at all work for you it'd be a super awesome session with all four of us. I'll keep you updated if anything changes (namely weather).

[short gorilla]

Holy Moly, I want to go! I think I can do this.

[Pot]

Short! Patrick/musasabi and Roger may be dropping by Allegan on Wed next week (the 10th). They're the ones I went to visit in Wisconsin twice.

Patrick wants to stop by during their little road trip to PA and NC and I sort of planned it out for them already. It's not 100% but pretty damn close. The weather should be all right and if not who knows (might still hang out). Anyway, they're planning around noon being there and even if it's off by an hour or so it'd still work out for me. They'd hang out a couple hours or so like we normally do.

I know you said weekdays might not work anymore but if that day could at all work for you it'd be a super awesome session with all four of us. I'll keep you updated if anything changes (namely weather).

Every ones gunna be upset when i dont show up cuz i deff am not

[Swartz]

Every ones gunna be upset when i dont show up cuz i deff am not

Hey did I meet you when I came down that one time? I don't even remember everyone's names, except Dan and Kevin.

[short gorilla]

HIGH FIVE BONER SQUAD TEAM POWERS ACTIVATE!!! FORM OF, A DINOSAUR!!!

[short gorilla]

Well that was fun as hell even though I was all sleepy the whole time and I suck at tricks. I'm all motivated now to try harder and do stuff.

[Swartz]

Awesome.

I'm very sore but it's weird. It's almost entirely on the right side of my body from calves to shoulders haha.

[short gorilla]

So, session next week? When/where? NEED NEED NEED!!!

[Swartz]

I will most likely be going back to Allegan either Monday or Wednesday. Monday for sure if I'm not that sore anymore and Wednesday again or G.U. actually if they have their one hour open gym still. After that I don't know. Maybe A&B on Friday and G.U. on Saturday. Lot of options.

[short gorilla]

I might be up to Monday depending on what time you get here. Also if weather permits.

[Swartz]

I might be up to Monday depending on what time you get here. Also if weather permits.

I was thinking about that today. Forecast says it's good. In the 60s and partly sunny. If you think you might be up give me a time and I'll be there. Noon? 2? Cock?

p.s. I'll be there with or without you.

[TBoyd]

WI>MI

OH HI DER

[Swartz]

Get fucked.

[short gorilla]

YAY MONDAY WAS FUN SEE YOU TOMORROW BROHEIM!!!!!!!

[The Tobinator]

Hi..

[short gorilla]

Swartz call me if there's no open gym. Or don't, I'll call you if I don't hear from you by 11:30. But I felt like leaving a message on here. For gits and shiggles. LOL

[Swartz]

Matt, I started driving to A&B and changed my mind. Went right back home. Got something to eat and went lifting instead haha. I just didn't have it in me. I wasn't sore from Wed but I just didn't feel like it. Guess my last couple sessions could be getting to me since they weren't that great but I don't know, I feel like lifting again. I'll still go tomorrow with you of course.

I'll have to decide where I go after that. I may just go once a week, Saturdays or whatever. We'll figure something out. I don't want to abandon you when you're just getting back into this seriously again, haha.

Besides, it's about that time of year where I'd be stuck inside anyway.

[short gorilla]

Well either way I'm up for Saturdays permanently now. But WTF Swartz, you just started being awesome!

[Swartz]

Well either way I'm up for Saturdays permanently now. But WTF Swartz, you just started being awesome!
Like I said, I'll be doing Saturdays no matter what. I can handle that. I gotta see how I'm going. I still like tricking damn it.

[stephenrenney]

had fun tricking witrh everyone while i was up in michigan. thanks for the invite guys!

[short gorilla]

So, this Saturday, how about it Swartz?

[Swartz]

My right calf is a complete bitch right now but hopefully it'll be mostly healed by tomorrow. If so I'll go. If not we wait another week.

Well it's not just that. I got sick a couple days ago. Worked through it yesterday but I had to call in today. =\

I'll call you tomorrow morning if I think I can go.

[short gorilla]

Dude just skip it I can work on some kicks tomorrow. I don't want you hurting yourself or giving me some bug that will get me/wifey/baby sick.

[Pot]

all this thread is about anymore is swarts and short gorrila talking about if they are going to trick and swarts saying no lol

[Swartz]

Hahaha

[dpitlock]

pot finally said something funny.

[Swartz]

YEAH IT'S AMAZING. HE MUST NOT HAVE BEEN HIGH.

[short gorilla]

No other plans this coming weekend so I'll see you Saturday Swartz.

[Swartz]

Actually you won't. I have family stuff going on and won't even be in GR Sat morning. I will more likely be trying for G.U. on Wed or A&B on Fri. If neither of those work for you then OH WELL.

[short gorilla]

Actually you won't. I have family stuff going on and won't even be in GR Sat morning. I will more likely be trying for G.U. on Wed or A&B on Fri. If neither of those work for you then OH WELL.

Friday will probably work IF it's at 1 PM. I'll give you a call either way though since I have to ask Amber about it.

[Swartz]

Friday will probably work IF it's at 1 PM. I'll give you a call either way though since I have to ask Amber about it.

Yeah 1pm of course.

[Swartz]

I think I'm ready to trick a little again, short. Either this Fri or Sat 1pm will do (either gym). Let me know if you're interested in either one (mostly likely Sat for you I'm sure).

[short gorilla]

Well I want to go on Saturday but alas my car died. I'm going to be working on it with some friends over the weekend, I think it's the starter. I'll be tearing it apart and replacing it and crap like that. I'll give you a call about next week but this weekend is going to be impossible.

[AsoBit]

Excuse me, but your dog is in our yard. I'd appreciate it if you would put it on a leash.

[Kung-Fool]

Swartz...this is the guy u met at downriver gymnastics (with ray and mike), when u commin back? Also..any gatherings i can go to that are near the place i live?

[Swartz]

Well I want to go on Saturday but alas my car died. I'm going to be working on it with some friends over the weekend, I think it's the starter. I'll be tearing it apart and replacing it and crap like that. I'll give you a call about next week but this weekend is going to be impossible.
Damn it short I left you a message yesterday later but apparently you never checked haha. I can't go this Sat anyway. Taking my dad to a funeral. Yes, next week, etc.

Swartz...this is the guy u met at downriver gymnastics (with ray and mike), when u commin back? Also..any gatherings i can go to that are near the place i live?
When I have money haha. I'd love to come down again of course. Hopefully not too much longer. As for gatherings, I really haven't gone to one in forever and not sure if I will. My interest in them have diminished (at least the big ones). Small get-togethers like at Downriver were about as much as I go with now. Look for Midwest Gathering threads and whatnot though. Sometimes Pitlock holds stuff in MI or Towels in Indiana. That's the only ones I can think of.

[Pot]

heya, im a pretty raw tricker, so raw that eh, well im having minor problems with a tornado kick.. and i dont have the balls to go out and try a backflip on my own, so im lookin for a Michigan spotter! anyone actually, it'd be nice to have someone more experienced but, id be happy just to have someone to trick with!
preferably western michigan, driving 3 hours there and back to practice would be killer!
cheers

[Pot]

I'm hijacking my brother's computer to send you a damn message short. What's the deal with your cell phone? You don't use it anymore? I left you at least 3 messages this last week. Anytime I call your house you're asleep and I get your wife. I stopped bothering to have you call me back haha. I've gone up to Allegan 3 times already last week without you. GET AHOLD of me so we can do this together again. I'm fine tricking solo but dammit when you live like a mile away...

Anyway, call me. I might be going up there tomorrow so let me know.

[short gorilla]

Car still not fixed. Prolly having it towed on Monday if I can't fix it myself today.

[Swartz]

Haha I ended up being free today but didn't end up going. Slept in until 3pm instead. I work pretty much all dayshifts next week but Sat is still a "maybe" even though I don't work until 4pm.

I think I'm just going to start PMing you short, 'cause this thread just plain sucks haha. LET'S KILL IT.

[short gorilla]

Yeah it's not the same since Pete died. Or quit. I forget which happened.

[dpitlock]

hahahahha

[dpitlock]

remember my first post! i think it was in here. 1 year ago :-)

[Wasted_Savior]

Yeah it's not the same since Pete died. Or quit. I forget which happened.

quitting tricks IS dying

[Swartz]

Nah, there's more to life. The times when I have no desire I don't necessarily feel any less happy.

[short gorilla]

TOO MUCH SHIT GOING ON. CAN'T TRICK THIS WEEKEND. DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL BE FREE AGAIN. CUTTING WRISTS NOW.

[Swartz]

It's all right. I haven't exactly been going solo even when I could. I just work, play keyboards all day and sleep. If possible I'll probably head to G.U. on Wed to see if I still give enough a damn haha.

[partyboy91065]

Yo, im new to the forum, thought id drop a line to the michigan bros

im in bloomfield township... no where near grand rapids :(

anybody here in my area

[dpitlock]

Everyday Heroes tricks on 15 mile in Clinton Twp.

[partyboy91065]

yeah dude, my friend never hits you guys up about getting together
im Chris from team vanquish, you guys got another youtube account right?
SSSidekick?

[dpitlock]

no thats just Pots.

ours is *looks at dpitlock's signature*

[partyboy91065]

yeah ive seen your before, youre vids a really somthing man
and you guys are sweet to!

it would be sweet to meet up with you guys somtime, ill hit you up on aim or somthing
you got a facebook?

[dpitlock]

aim - dpitlock

[dpitlock]

HEY I AM NEW AROUND HERE AND WAS WONDERING IF ANYONE LIVED AROUND HERE?

[Pot]

yeah, sssidekick is my acc, but im on Everydayheroes.

[dpitlock]

der der der

[Pot]

hey, dpitlock i live in h-town and guess what fucker.... I PUT ON FO MY CITY. but 4 real, we should trick together sometime broseff. want my cell number or shiet?

[ZoVEGA]

Yo Pitlock yo fairy's getting together to marrow...Call me and let me know you fruit monkey...

[Steve Miller]

joe eigo = aids

HahahahahahhHAhah... ha

[Swartz]

Oh darn I was hoping we killed this thread off.

[Pot]

Oh darn I was hoping we killed this thread off.

I WONT LET IT DIE!

[Pot]

JUST LIKE A WOunded LIttlE Bird IL KeeP FeeDING it WAtEr.

[short gorilla]

DICK BALLS PENIS.

[The Tobinator]

HI..

[Swartz]

Wow there's life again. short is back on the forum too, how about that.

[The Tobinator]

Lol, I actually tricked with your old friend Ray again last Saturday for the first time in like two years.

[Swartz]

Lol, I actually tricked with your old friend Ray again last Saturday for the first time in like two years.

Well I went down there this last summer and you totally missed your chance to meet me, HAHA.

[The Tobinator]

Oh noes. Come again.

[Swartz]

Yeah everytime I go down I'm like "well I better start visiting here every month or two now."

*returns a year later*

[dpitlock]

Hello

[The Tobinator]

Herro

[Gio_mama_earth]

HI GUYS.

[short gorilla]

Wow there's life again. short is back on the forum too, how about that.

No I'm not you stupid dick face.

[Swartz]

haha

[Wasted_Savior]

DICK BALLS PENIS.

Juevo Splash!

[short gorilla]

I can't wait until spring so Swartz and I can dick around in the park again.

[Pot]

CAN SOMEONE PLZ KILL THIS THREAD! lol

[zippety]

IM BACK MOTHER FUCKERS. THIS SHIT IS EPIC. THE RETURN OF ZIPPETY :tongue:

[Swartz]

Damn. Just when I thought this thread had died.

[Pot]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA LETS NOT LET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRRRRRRRRR! hahahaha

zip lets become major loosers like swarts and gorila were 6 months ago and post in here everyday!

[zippety]

FER SURE DUDE.. I CAN TRY TO DO THAT.. =P

[dpitlock]

STEVE MILLER SESSION THIS FRIDAY HOPEFULLY!

[basics007]

LUCKKKY

[Ferret]

i wanna come..