Throw a Screwdriver into a tree

[Flowers]

I just noticed this tutorial wasn't on here anymore. So I figured I'd post it.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/421136/how_to_throw_a_screwdriver_like_a_ninja/

[TKD_Andy]

towlie, the only bigger waste of space in the world than you is your mom.

[alpha7158]

towlie, the only bigger waste of space in the world than you is your mom.

and thats only because she is fatter

[Augenatic]

Wtf is the point of that tutorial? lol!?

[Flowers]

towlie, the only bigger waste of space in the world than you is your mom.

lol you're just mad cuz you couldn't get the Screwdriver to stick.

[woohooman]

I love it.

[TKD_Andy]

lol you're just mad cuz you couldn't get the Screwdriver to stick.

lol i dont have to throw household tools at bits of wood to pass the time... let alone post tutorials so other losers can do it too.

[Rigo]

lol i dont have to throw household tools at bits of wood to pass the time... let alone post tutorials so other losers can do it too.

That's a bad excuse for not trying, because you know you'll fail.

[Trixter]

It's still better than watching TV.

[TKD_Andy]

That's a bad excuse for not trying, because you know you'll fail.

I can use throwing knives, i fail to see why i should throw a screwdriver...

[Rigo]

Why did you learn to throw knives?

[TKD_Andy]

because shengoikee bought them for my mate for his birthday and we were pissing around in some kids playpark throwing them at stuff.

[Rigo]

You could do that with screwdrivers too :smile:

[lastmanstanding]

why use a screwdriver?

1) it is more challenging
2) it is not illegal to throw screwdrivers in public
3) you dont have to slice vegetables with it afterwards.
4) so when you join the circus you can do it with real knives.

Why bother in the first place?
1) it is better than watching TV
2) it is beneficial to your mind to learn a new skill
3) it is potentially useful
4) you can amuse yourself by learning to do it
5) you can amuse yourself by throwing screwdrivers at trees
6) you can make a video tutorial and spread the word and receive adoration
7) you can piss off people who cant be bothered to do anything except vegetate in front of TV and rip people on the internet to make themselves feel better.





on a side note, im loving the absense of branleh now the forum is back up and running... hopefully it will stay branleh-free for a long while longer....

[Rigo]

Don't mention the branleh! He may hear it!

[lastmanstanding]

ok.... converted into white text.....

[Flowers]

lol Damn I want this to get featured on youtube.

[Honken]

I won't say anything about the video itself, but what the fuck was that "music" in the background? That has to be the worst shit I've ever heard.

[k-slash]

why use a screwdriver?

1) it is more challenging
2) it is not illegal to throw screwdrivers in public
3) you dont have to slice vegetables with it afterwards.
4) so when you join the circus you can do it with real knives.

Why bother in the first place?
1) it is better than watching TV
2) it is beneficial to your mind to learn a new skill
3) it is potentially useful
4) you can amuse yourself by learning to do it
5) you can amuse yourself by throwing screwdrivers at trees
6) you can make a video tutorial and spread the word and receive adoration
7) you can piss off people who cant be bothered to do anything except vegetate in front of TV and rip people on the internet to make themselves feel better.





on a side note, im loving the absense of branleh now the forum is back up and running... hopefully it will stay branleh-free for a long while longer....

Or you could just throw a knife.

1) I`d rather throw a knife than a gay screwdriver.
2) It may not be illegal to throw screwdrivers you`ll still get booked/arrested for throwing them.
3) You probably have more than 1 knife.
3) Or you could just not join the circuis and keep throwing knifes anyway.

Why bother in the first place ?

1) It`s better than throwing gay screwdrivers.
2) You wont look like an idiot throwing screwdrivers at trees in public places.
4) Would you rather throw a screwdriver or a knife?
5) How is throwing a screwdriver at a tree potentially usefull when you could use a knife?
6) You can amuse yourself by throwing a knife at a tree.
7) You can laugh at the idiots waisting their time trying to throw a screwdriver at a tree and failing.
9) WHY THROW SCREWDRIVERS WHEN YOU CAN FUCKING TRICK!!! IF YOUR GONNA SPEND ENDLESS TIME THROWING THINGS AT TREES THEN YOUR A FOOL! YOU COULD USE THAT TIME LEARNING A NEW TRICK!!!

IDIOT
IDIOT
IDIOT
IDIOT.

Peace.

[Flowers]

lol it's a useless party trick. It looks cooler when you can throw house hold objects rather than objects designed to be thrown. It makes you look like a ninja of sorts

[JKT]

Lol your a joka! i saw your comment ure gonna make a new one and how to make tiny darts cant wait!

[Swartz]

Actually this is a fucking awesome tutorial. I'm gonna try this sometime.

[Augenatic]

Actually this is a fucking awesome tutorial. I'm gonna try this sometime.

wtf, lol?

[Swartz]

What are you laughing about short stack?

[Augenatic]

Im just playing Prince of Persia, right :(.

[lastmanstanding]

Or you could just throw a knife.

1) I`d rather throw a knife than a gay screwdriver.
2) It may not be illegal to throw screwdrivers you`ll still get booked/arrested for throwing them.
3) You probably have more than 1 knife.
3) Or you could just not join the circuis and keep throwing knifes anyway.

Why bother in the first place ?

1) It`s better than throwing gay screwdrivers.
2) You wont look like an idiot throwing screwdrivers at trees in public places.
4) Would you rather throw a screwdriver or a knife?
5) How is throwing a screwdriver at a tree potentially usefull when you could use a knife?
6) You can amuse yourself by throwing a knife at a tree.
7) You can laugh at the idiots waisting their time trying to throw a screwdriver at a tree and failing.
9) WHY THROW SCREWDRIVERS WHEN YOU CAN FUCKING TRICK!!! IF YOUR GONNA SPEND ENDLESS TIME THROWING THINGS AT TREES THEN YOUR A FOOL! YOU COULD USE THAT TIME LEARNING A NEW TRICK!!!

IDIOT
IDIOT
IDIOT
IDIOT.

Peace.

Ok i agree with the bit that you felt compelled to write in caps lock... tricking is more fun than throwing screwdrivers. or knives.

The thing that you seem too busy trying to be agressive to notice (are they all like that in glasgow?) is that if you can do it with a scerwdriver, you can do it with a knife. A screwdriver is generally more sturdy and more resiliant to being thrown into a tree than your average kitchen knife. You are also less likely to get yourself hurt as the screwdriver leaves your hand than when the knife exits your grip at speed, parellel to the fingers whose skin it is gently lacerating.

oh, and for future reference, theres an 8 between 7 and 9.

[cepopeye]

you don't like it!? KISS MA ASSS YOU DON'T LIKE IT!

[Wasted_Savior]

See, you can't trick ALL the time, you gotta rest for injury, and small things like this, or juggling, or anything else is a fun little inbetween, so you dont wreck yourself tricking on an injury
i like it, and imma try it

[k-slash]

Ok i agree with the bit that you felt compelled to write in caps lock... tricking is more fun than throwing screwdrivers. or knives.

The thing that you seem too busy trying to be agressive to notice (are they all like that in glasgow?) is that if you can do it with a scerwdriver, you can do it with a knife. A screwdriver is generally more sturdy and more resiliant to being thrown into a tree than your average kitchen knife. You are also less likely to get yourself hurt as the screwdriver leaves your hand than when the knife exits your grip at speed, parellel to the fingers whose skin it is gently lacerating.

oh, and for future reference, theres an 8 between 7 and 9.

Lol it`s funny how you made that personal for no reason...

[TKD_Andy]

See, you can't trick ALL the time, you gotta rest for injury, and small things like this, or juggling, or anything else is a fun little inbetween, so you dont wreck yourself tricking on an injury
i like it, and imma try it

shut up and fuck off lol

[Wasted_Savior]

shut up and fuck off lol

is suicide a cure? stay tuned to andy's blog for the results :ogre:

[D.A.]

throwing cards was cooler.

[Flowers]

is suicide a cure? stay tuned to andy's blog for the results :ogre:


hahahahahahah!!!!! Priceless.

Also I can juggle. How many other tricksters can?

[D.A.]

EVERY trickster can juggle. the ability comes with your backflip, free of charge.

[Jimnast]

I thought this was pretty cool, if I'm ever working in the garage without a knife at hand and only some screw drivers, I can thwart off any intruders.

[k-slash]

lol I can juggle...

[Wasted_Savior]

i can't juggle, but then again i really can't trick yet, learning up on basic kicks, enhancing my flexability, and trying to get some gym time with some trickers

[Vince]

lol it's a useless party trick. It looks cooler when you can throw house hold objects rather than objects designed to be thrown. It makes you look like a ninja of sorts

Although, It looks more "ninja-like" if you pull a sideswipe outta no where and you don't need any stupid household object to do that, so, bacially, tricking is the ultimate party trick.

[lastmanstanding]

throwing screwdrives then comes into its own when you have a low ceiling, and the kip-up has been used the maximum munber of times allowed (around 2).

[Flowers]

tricking is the ultimate party trick.

Agreed. lol

[Vince]

throwing screwdrives then comes into its own when you have a low ceiling, and the kip-up has been used the maximum munber of times allowed (around 2).

Au batido? Coin drop? Aerial... they don't need THAT high of a ceiling, but you do have a fair point .... and at any party involving low ceilings, alcohol and trickers just begs for death... haha

[Swartz]

I'm still meaning to try this out!

[Flowers]

Hhahahahaa it's now on ebaumsworld.

I gotta finish the other tutorial.

http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/watch/8047

[Flowers]

Guide bump.

[Swartz]

Yeah good reminder! I haven't actually tried this yet, maybe I will now!

[jiayo-chris]

Yea i will give this a try, could be fun.

[shengoikee]

this was one of towels' worst threads evAr haha

[lastmanstanding]

i like the thread. now wheres my screwdriver.........

[Flowers]

this was one of towels' worst threads evAr haha


even worse than the Dilate your pupils thread?

[Iron Fist]

I Like Towel's life-skill threads.

[Riku]

:shocked: I have actually tryed this it's actually pretty fun, it works also just throw a screwdriver at your opponent, and destroy them haha tnt screwdriver ftw muhahaha.:dead:

[Mickey]

Thanks man big help ive been struggling with that.

[WilliamT]

that tutorial is actually pretty cool, I use nine inch nails instead of screwdrivers though.

[Iron Fist]

that tutorial is actually pretty cool, I use nine inch nails instead of screwdrivers though.

Now That's Ninja-ey.

[Flowers]

I posted this in an MA forum. They took my link down. It's all here hahaha.

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1090620#post1090620

[WilliamT]

I posted this in an MA forum. They took my link down. It's all here hahaha.

http://www.martialartsplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1090620#post1090620

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bboy EZ]

I can use throwing knives, i fail to see why i should throw a screwdriver...

Because in a real-life fight, if you were confronted by an assailant with a weapon and all you had was a screwdriver because you were doing household repairs that require only a screwdriver, you'll be able to take him down. However, if you fail to see the efficiency in throwing screwdrivers, in this given situation, the irony is, you are screwed.

[Flowers]

I'd probably stab him. Rather than throw. Probably throw to scare him off.

[Bboy EZ]

I'd probably stab him. Rather than throw. Probably throw to scare him off.

You fail to acknowledge you are casting stones at your defense attorney. Shame on you, may you burn at the stake. Anyways, the fact you would rather stab than throw is a matter of preference, but I can make it necessary to throw. Suppose the situation was that an assailant with a knife was lunging at your daughter or son, mother or father, or some loved one. You were not within reach to stab him, and the only available throwing tool was a screwdriver. The screwdriver and your throwing ability are crucial in saving your loved ones lives. So stab at the air if it pleases you, but it won’t stop the assailant from murdering your family.

[Flowers]

I don't think I could throw it with enough force to stick in someone./

[Wasted_Savior]

I don't think I could throw it with enough force to stick in someone./

people are softer then trees..? :eh:

[Flowers]

hmmmmm, maybe softer, but the makeup is different. I can only get about a half inch of the driver to stick into the tree, I can't imagine that doing much damage to a human

[bahamuto]

You probably could with a sharpened artist's pencil

[Dragonic MiKe]

Humans are springy like elastic! :smile:

[Papa Lazarou]

Even if it did stick them - doubtful in a real situation - the odds of actually disabling someone with a screwdriver ain't good.

[Flowers]

When any projectile thrown from the hand, the only way you'll do any serious damage is a lucky hit to the head.

[Papa Lazarou]

Grenade?

Seriously though, I agree with you Towels.

[Shear]

"3) it is potentially useful"

.... I don't believe that this is true.... unless of course one day we are a ravaged species enslaved by manthrashing trees and they have destroyed everything we know and love and force us too use household tools to build them monuments... then maybe... just maybe.... Towels will come to the rescue and save us all.

[TartanPajamas]

"3) it is potentially useful"

.... I don't believe that this is true.... unless of course one day we are a ravaged species enslaved by manthrashing trees and they have destroyed everything we know and love and force us too use household tools to build them monuments... then maybe... just maybe.... Towels will come to the rescue and save us all.

BANDWAGONER!!!!!!!!!! BAAAAAAANDWAGONEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Five]

hmmmmm, maybe softer, but the makeup is different. I can only get about a half inch of the driver to stick into the tree, I can't imagine that doing much damage to a human

no but it would annoy the shit out of them

[zetafox]

When any projectile thrown from the hand, the only way you'll do any serious damage is a lucky hit to the head.

What if I threw and axe?

[fusion]

or if u threw a gun?

[Flowers]

or threw bullets?

[Electro]

hmm really nice ..i like this video
i never thought of throwing a screwdriver into a tree before

[Iron Fist]

you should make a rock throwing tutorial. Where you could like, throw rocks like baseballs.

[skullmyst]

rrgh cant seem to throw the damn thing without it spinning...bleh. Towels, could you go more in depth about the throw if you make another vid? many of us need the extra help :)

[taco]

rrgh cant seem to throw the damn thing without it spinning...bleh. Towels, could you go more in depth about the throw if you make another vid? many of us need the extra help :)

wow i didn't think anyone would really try this.. haha

[Flowers]

wow i didn't think anyone would really try this.. haha

Think more?

[WilliamT]

Think more?

HAHA lol!

[grrr!]

ok that was a cool video, im gonna try it. but i have a question. say after i managed to throw a screw driver into a tree and i wanted to learn throwing knives...is it like the same movement? cuz i walways thought when you threw knives you like flicked them and made them spin or something...does someone know? oh yea good tutorial btw. it was funny. cool music (sorta...)

[KNKT Hails]

maybe screwdrivers were used like a pretraining thing ya know like how they have foam nunchucks..... *shrugs shoulders*

some people are weird,, and then ...

[taco]

Think more?

ouch :eh: