jacking off aka masturbating

[shmacky]

hey my friend said that if u jack off before a session of working out then u won't be able to exercise your most efficient because your hormone levels drop? is this true guys?:wink:

[Frostbite]

hope not ahahaha jking

[Casper]

no..

[Nabil]

i do think i read an aticle basically supporting that theory. I think it also mentioned that testosterone levels spike after a week of not masturbating (and ejaculating ofc). I think it also said that somtimes they introduce a stimulus to athletes b4 training to raise T-levels and perform better.
(like basically they get a woman to make the dude a lil horny b4 training for some time lol )

[Steve]

Your testosterone levels will drop but if you let that stop you then you don't deserve your balls anyway.

[Pirate!!]

btw he probably means that when you jack off you go blind so you can't see what you're doing when you exercise. It also makes you shorter and stops growth.

[karatekid]

How dare you underestimate the power of branle?

[Nabil]

some tell me exactly WTF IS BRANLEE??? i dont stop hearing it and i want to know what it is!!! TELL ME!!!

[Steve]

some tell me exactly WTF IS BRANLEE??? i dont stop hearing it and i want to know what it is!!! TELL ME!!!

It's the ultimate exercise. Branle... BRANLE BRANLEHHHH

[JCslug]

branle BRANLE!!!

[J.B. II]

BRANLE BRANLE BRANLEEEEEHHH!!!!!

[Pirate!!]

BRANLE BRANLE BRANLEEEEEHHH!!!!!

umm branleh ?

[J.B. II]

umm branleh ?
branleh.

[Steve]

We must unite under branleship

[J.B. II]

we must branle.

[WHITE KNIGHT]

branleing is bad, it lowers testosterone levels...only twice a week at the most is good, well thats my goal haha

[J.B. II]

branleing is bad, it lowers testosterone levels...only twice a week at the most is good, well thats my goal haha
HO HO HO! branleing is bad. branling is good. do you understand the differense between these two terms?

[Pirate!!]

I think we all need to branleh too be honest

[Wasted_Savior]

We must unite under branleship

but never together.. :worry:

[moose_lee]

shit thats some funny stuff.

[rock_ten]

try this (at home). Do a set or two of some low-rep (3,5?) heavy but submaximal (several reps below failiure). You should be able to repeat the set many times, with a long rest of like 5 mins.

Then in the middle of one of the inter-set rests, jack off and cum. After the full rest period (a few mins after you've cum), try another set. It will be MUCH harder than it should be.

Its nothing to do with hormones at that stage, just sedating neurotransmitters I guess, which will generally supress your CNS.

Thats just short-term, though. For dicussions of long-term consequences of masterbation, check the teen forum on BB.com, its a popular topic there.

[Sakanem]

If you know when to masturbate it can be extremely beneficial, e.g. DON'T masturbate right before a maths exam

[rock_ten]

can I be in your sig?

[Gazapo]

some tell me exactly WTF IS BRANLEE??? i dont stop hearing it and i want to know what it is!!! TELL ME!!!

a word started by some fucking cunt on this website who now deems it necessary to spam all the pages with it.

[Sakanem]

can I be in your sig?

aheh when did you turn 5?

[Lobo]

If you know when to masturbate it can be extremely beneficial, e.g. DON'T masturbate right before a maths exam
Masturbating during the exam can also be quite hazardous.

[rock_ten]

aheh when did you turn 5?

oh no, I didn't mean to. I might change it back if I can.

I'll try again - can I be in your sig please? cat.

[tracekillz]

masturbating decreases chances of colon and prostate cancer. be cool. stay in school.

[Swartz]

I save branling for after my workout usually.

[DeeJay]

masturbating decreases chances of colon and prostate cancer. be cool. stay in school.

Yeah I should really start up again but I think I was doing it so much before that I'm cancer free for life.

[shmacky]

Um so does masturbation decrease hormone levels? Huh? Branle? Wtf?

[The Laughing Man]

Hrmmm... So guys, how much is too much?

[Birch]

i think too much is when you.........BRANLE!!!

[TimmyC]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20070101205756AAQiqhK

"Over-masturbation or over-ejaculation drains the body of Human Growth Hormones, DHEA, and testosterone, which are used for recharging the CNS and the parasympathetic (bio-energy restoring) function of each organ. As a result, the endocrine-associated organs slow down hormone production. The eyes become very sensitive to sunlight due to the deficiency of the bio-energy in the visual nerves (the erectile drug Viagr* (trademarked name not allowed here) produces the similar side effect - blue vision). The ears buzz due to the deficiency of bio-energy in the hearing nerves. The heart beats irregularly due to insufficient bio-energy in the auto-rhythmic and contractile fibers. Blood pressure becomes too high or too low due to insufficient levels of bio-energy in the kidneys to regulate the kidney renin-release mechanism. A higher volume of sweat and bouts of fatigue occur due to the insufficient bio-energy in the adrenal cortexes, which produce DHEA to pacify the sympathetic nervous function."

[Steve]

OH no, my bio-energy is drained.

[shengoikee]

haha wow. what the hell.

[TimmyC]

i know, it sounded so far-fetched when i read it ahahaha. :agony:

[Lobo]

Well that's clearly bullshit.

[shmacky]

does this mean that if i masturbate i wont get that facial hair i've always been wanting??? lol

[J.B. II]

if you branle too much, you will die, branleh. but how much is too much? it is individual. nothing is too much for me, but for branleless eunuchs even the first time is too much.

[TimmyC]

if you branle too much, you will die, branleh. but how much is too much? it is individual. nothing is too much for me, but for branleless eunuchs even the first time is too much.


Huh, that makes sense. :shocked:

[Nabil]

man i hate that fucking word

[rockmonkey]

i heard that branlehing while working out helps
like this= rep,branleh,rep,branleh,rep,branleh and so on

[Steve]

Haha bio-energy, that reminds me of Deus Ex

[Tamonten]

I branle in the shower

[J.B. II]

i branle everywhere.

[Tamonten]

I wouldn't expect anything less, James.

[Nabil]

Haha bio-energy, that reminds me of Deus Ex

Ya i thought of that as well

[windowmaker]

does this mean that if i masturbate i wont get that facial hair i've always been wanting??? lol

Doubt it. I'm only 16 and I've branled every day since I was 13 (I did it occasionally when I was 10). Even though I'm 16 I have a nice goatee. I usually branle 3 times a day.

[Tamonten]

I branle when the occasion calls for it.

[AJCN]

I heard on that Jonathan Ross show when that women tennis player was on last year talking about diet etc. She mentioned that if you masturbate you don't peform as well. It sounds possible. Instead reward yourself at the end of a session with a big WANK. lol