sidesplits

[J.B. II]

i am stretching for sidesplits at the moment. why does it make me feel like branling more than usually?

[short gorilla]

Because the splits exposes your branle handle. It's a perfectly natural, healthy inclination, so just go with it. Make sure you stretch over some towels though.

[Gilgamesh]

Depending on the length of time you are stretching, you may just be getting bored and inclined to branle to pass the time.

[RaRe]

These people dont know what they are talking about, the reason is because stretching increases the blood flow to your branle wond of fury.
This in turns makes you want to branle.
Its simple branle physiology.

[J.B. II]

bran branleh.

[short gorilla]

...the hell is a 'wond?'

[Birch]

a branle stick

[short gorilla]

...the hell is a branle... OHHHHHH. Now I get it. He meant wand, right? As in, phallical symbolism for the penis? We're talking about jerking off, aren't we? Boy, I feel silly.