OMFG HELP ME I PULLED A MUSSLE

[Zeff]

YO TODAY I WAS STRETING AND I FUCKNIG HERD A SNAP, AND MY COCK FELL OFF, HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::dead::p unched:

[Dark Twista]

What stretch?

[Zeff]

the one where you grab your bell end and keep pulling...

[Less than Dan]

This may be my first post in the flexibility sub-form ever in my entire existence.

[slik]

Wow you suck! :punched:

Good job, Dan.. I believe this is my third :tongue:

[zetafox]

Wee, lets make a new publicus.

[jiayo-chris]

the one where you grab your bell end and keep pulling...

Did you use a lifting belt?

[CanEHdian]

Stick a dildo back on in place and tell everyone it was a size upgrade

[shengoikee]

hahahaha

[Ashtar]

Should have used chalk, straps, gloves, and not done the eccentric portion.