what the fuck happened!!?!?!?!?!?!?

[pete_man_man]

yesterday i tricked in my back garden for about half an hour, went indoors and decided to be a dirty, diet cheating bitch and eat about 6 pieces of KFC and huge bowl of oatmeal... i went to bed shortly after but when i woke up this morning.... i was, like, totally MUSS as if i had just ripped the shit out of myself at the gym!!!

it was, like, some serious spiderman shit man.

so................what the hell happened???

[Dark Twista]

That is a very good question.. Could it be cause you woke up at a good time? That happens to me sometimes.

[pete_man_man]

maybe i dicovered a new sleep stack??

[Dark Twista]

Possibly... Good job!

[pete_man_man]

sleep stacks rule:cool: :juji:

[wakka2nice]

sleep stacks rule:cool: :juji:

what's a sleep stack?

[Twilightfall]

Something you eat shortly before your extended dormant hours

It will facilitate muscle hypertrophy and limit breakdowns from fasting

[pete_man_man]

check out juji's nutrition section on the maiin site. i think the article is called something like "weaponizing tactics"

[shengoikee]

LMAO! that's hilarious pete :good:

[pete_man_man]

LMAO! that's hilarious pete :good:

hilarious because it's wrong. it's in an article called jujitoine's kitchen tricks.

oh wait you meant my first post... yeah that is pretty funny.

it's hilarious because i said "muss". muss is a word of hilarity

[Domenow?]

haha i wanna experiment for some new sleeep stacks

[mr popular]

Well it could be a number of things, none of which being that your incredible combination of KFC and oatmeal has made you a muscular beast...

1) you were card loaded. (pretty likely..)
2) You were dehydrated (also, pretty likely...)

Exactly how many calories do you typically eat in a day?

[pete_man_man]

Well it could be a number of things, none of which being that your incredible combination of KFC and oatmeal has made you a muscular beast...

1) you were card loaded. (pretty likely..)
2) You were dehydrated (also, pretty likely...)

Exactly how many calories do you typically eat in a day?

i don't count calories... but i'm assuming i eat just about enough to maintain my body fat percentage (i think it's like 5-10%) and even decrease it some days... i like to stay light and springy.

[-Pat-]

I look muss whenever I wake up, take a huge piss and my skin is all contracted because it's cold.

[-Pat-]

Or just after I have a cold shower/swim.

[Ashtar]

KFC is chicken, which has protein, a lot if it's 6 pieces, maybe your amino acids were low.

[Phil D]

i look at my mussiest (lol) before i go to bed, i enjoy doing various poses in the mirror whilst brushing my teeth

[Rahf]

KFC is chicken, which has protein, a lot if it's 6 pieces, maybe your amino acids were low.

That wouldn't matter in that short time span. Glycogen levels would however.

[Gazapo]

carbs

[Syn]

like gazapo said, it's all the carbs in it.. when you carb up, you look more muss than usual


god, these people are getting more retarded everyday...

[DeeJay]

I look muss whenever I wake up, take a huge piss and my skin is all contracted because it's cold.

Yeah but your dong looks small at the same time. :sad:

[-Pat-]

My dong is always small so it doesn't bother me!

[mr popular]

My girlfriend vomited on my dong in a tent.

[hamelkarl]

That thread made me remember when Antoine and Me drank a big amount of olive oil before to sleep! Poor us...

[-Pat-]

My girlfriend vomited on my dong in a tent.

Hahaha!