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wakka2nice
Apr-16-07, 07:28 PM
so my poop has been green recently, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

cepopeye
Apr-16-07, 07:29 PM
i think its good. When i eat healthily my poop turns green

Fanya
Apr-16-07, 08:53 PM
Mine was green all last summer, I experienced no health troubles during this time

receive
Apr-17-07, 01:00 AM
what about its consistency?

Surge
Apr-17-07, 01:04 AM
Mine has been orange recently. Don't worry.
It's all to do with what you're eating etc.

Swartz
Apr-17-07, 02:52 AM
Fuck that's disgusting wakka! Ewwww!

Birch
Apr-17-07, 04:54 AM
whats in it? i think its the texture you really need to worry about.
next time you do a poo just give it a good feel

Karlnold
Apr-17-07, 05:26 AM
Ask Stroud...

Casper
Apr-17-07, 06:44 AM
eat some

and I only get green shit when I have had no food and get pissed outta me head

karatekid
Apr-17-07, 11:46 AM
Keep your Muslim shit to yourself.

BlAcKAlPhA
Apr-20-07, 03:49 AM
Well if you now eat alot of Bananas it turns orange anyways :D

But it's easy to push it out :]

TommyGun
Apr-20-07, 05:02 AM
send us a sample for examination

Gazapo
Apr-20-07, 04:15 PM
Depends on what you eat. Long as you're healthy, it's fine.

twist
Apr-21-07, 09:25 AM
http://www.heptune.com/poop.html

all your poop questions answered.

Swartz
Apr-21-07, 01:30 PM
I've been unloading some nice thick logs lately. If only my dick were the size of 'em.

AJCN
Apr-21-07, 02:26 PM
I find when I eat a lot of fibre and protein my poo is greeny and sooft, when it's not I know I've been eating badly .

mr popular
Apr-21-07, 09:49 PM
I actually monitor my progress partly by my shits.

If my shits are messy and smell putrid, then I know that the extra fuel I'm taking in isn't going to my muscles, and that I either need to adjust my total calorie intake, my macronutrients, or my training volume.

It is a decent indicator of where I am at in terms of my nutrition for that day.

Weird? absolutely. But it was just something i figured out naturally based on my training and nutrition...

karatekid
Apr-23-07, 09:39 AM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p89/karatekid666/muslimfag.jpg

AJCN
Apr-23-07, 10:31 AM
If my shits are messy and smell putrid, then I know that the extra fuel I'm taking in isn't going to my muscles, and that I either need to adjust my total calorie intake, my macronutrients, or my training volume.

Well if your poo is tiny and dark than all of it's staying inside you and you'd probably be getting fatter with that sort of diet that only produces small shits. Green, completely stinking and hot steam coming off it is healthy.

Swartz
Apr-23-07, 10:58 AM
http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p89/karatekid666/muslimfag.jpg

Please refrain from posting such pics again. Not to mention that lazy eye thing is creeping me out. You look stoned.

Kitosho
Apr-23-07, 11:40 AM
Green generally indicates rapid movement through the large intestine, I believe. I could be wrong though.

Swartz
Apr-23-07, 12:29 PM
You're wrong.

Steve
Apr-23-07, 12:37 PM
Have you been eating more of the following lately?

1. Fat
2. Curry
3. Broccoli/spinach

Swartz
Apr-23-07, 01:05 PM
4. Cock

Karlnold
Apr-23-07, 03:27 PM
YES!

keri
Apr-23-07, 03:37 PM
Have you been eating more of the following lately?

1. Fat
2. Curry
3. Broccoli/spinach

curry<3

Kitosho
Apr-24-07, 08:03 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feces#Human_feces

A "green" stool is from rapid transit of feces through the intestines (or the consumption of certain blue or green food dyes in quantity), and "clay-like" appearance to the feces is the result of a lack of bilirubin.


Swartz, Wikipedia never lies. Especially not the wiki about poop.

Kitosho
Apr-24-07, 08:04 AM
In fact, I do believe I copied my answer almost word for word from the wikipedia, being that I just read it for my anatomy class not two days ago.

Beat THAT.

AJCN
Apr-24-07, 08:40 AM
OMG I saw clay like shit in my shit what the shitting do I do!?!!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilirubin

Bilirubin is a yellow breakdown product of normal heme catabolism. Its levels are elevated in certain diseases and it is responsible for the yellow color of bruises and the brown color of feces. Bilirubin reduction in the gut leads to a product called urobilinogen, which is excreted in urine.

I do actually have a yellow bruise I got over night on my bicep.

Swartz
Apr-24-07, 10:49 AM
"Wikipedia never lies"

My shit is more attractive than that statement.

rockmonkey
Apr-24-07, 10:57 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

mine is often like a rustic vegetable soup

Domenow?
May-04-07, 10:07 PM
I got rainbow shit =] shirtbert anyone?

Domenow?
May-04-07, 10:09 PM
I got rainbow shit =] shirbert anyone?

Ashtar
May-06-07, 01:25 PM
I think I had that green thing too once... like 4 years ago or something. I forget if it meant anything. If it continues ask your doctor.

MagicGirl
May-10-07, 04:38 PM
It means you are eating at Burger King, home of the Shamrock Pooh far too often.