NONI Juice

[TysonTF]

Has anyone ever had any of this? Does it taste good? or give you energy?

[Ernest]

Noni = Success

[saunders]

noni made me feel asian

[Docter_D]

its nothing sepcial, dont waste ur money just drink water

[Dragonic MiKe]

17 /\/\U57 83 73# |\|0N1X0|2Z!!!!!1111!!LOLOLOLOL1111

[Anima]

Noni causes you to turn into a sell out.

[Serial]

Noni juice FTW!
Makes you trick like Eigo, thats a winner in my book!

[Lobo]

Noni causes you to turn into a sell out.
Ha ha!

[Syn]

one drink of noni, and you'll be flippin around parks and doing stunts in kids shows!

[Ernest]

I just found out The Eigo stunt doubled Sporticus out of Lazytown... hahaha, i was wondering why Sporticus only did about 2 moves.

[$hifty]

I just found out The Eigo stunt doubled Sporticus out of Lazytown... hahaha, i was wondering why Sporticus only did about 2 moves.

Haha

[Gazapo]

Noni is amazing. It gives you sick tricks, and dirty dreads. Noni ftw!

[TysonTF]

So it's just like another energy drink like red bull?

[Teger]

Hardly. Clearly you have not picked up on any of the sarcasm here. "Miraculous drinks" aren't going to do shit for your tricking skills. Practice. Have a healthy diet and drink often.. and then practice some more.

Don't waste your time.

[TysonTF]

Hardly. Clearly you have not picked up on any of the sarcasm here. "Miraculous drinks" aren't going to do shit for your tricking skills. Practice. Have a healthy diet and drink often.. and then practice some more.

Don't waste your time.

Oh sorry i know how easy it is to pick up sarcasm through peoples font I must have just missed it, sorry!

I wasn't asking thinking it would enhance my skills, just curious...

[Rahf]

Oh sorry i know how easy it is to pick up sarcasm through peoples font I must have just missed it, sorry!

I wasn't asking thinking it would enhance my skills, just curious...

Drink water.

[Phil D]

noni makes you land every trick you do on one leg in a homosexual ballerina pose and make a triangle with your hands

[Dragonic MiKe]

noni makes you land every trick you do on one leg in a homosexual ballerina pose and make a triangle with your hands

This is the single most true thing I have ever read. :smile:

[glide2]

Noni makes you jump like Joe Eigo, but it also makes your dick smaller.

[Ernest]

So it's just like another energy drink like red bull?

:tongue: I assumed you knew all along we were having a laugh.

[Dragonic MiKe]

Noni makes you a dick like Joe Eigo, but it also makes your jump smaller.

fixed. :O

[TysonTF]

Drink water.

I do.

Joe Eigo jumps high...no matter how much you hate him.

[saunders]

mario jumps higher, and he doesn't drink noni

[TysonTF]

Mario has muscle death, he's gone.

[Rahf]

Mario has still sold more video(game)s than Joe Ego. Plus he has a legitimate job aside from the jumping.

[TysonTF]

But that's off the point of; 'even if ppl hate him he still jumps high.'

[Ernest]

Tyson, why did you make that point anyway?
Nobody said he didn't jump high, just that we're inferring that drinking Noni doesn't make you any more skilled at tricking, Joe Eigo being prime example.

[TysonTF]

Just scroll up emperor, bulbasaur said it by editing what a glide2 said.

[Ernest]

I suggest you read my comment a little more carefully.

[cord]

haha its the return of the jealous joe eigo haters.

[cepopeye]

Oh sorry i know how easy it is to pick up sarcasm through peoples font I must have just missed it, sorry!

I wasn't asking thinking it would enhance my skills, just curious...

How do you survive as a TF? I feel bad for you, like those sarcastic Scottsmen probably verbally eviscerate your innocent ass on a daily basis

[Swartz]

I wasn't asking thinking it would enhance my skills, just curious...
Yeah right.

[TysonTF]

aww you broke my hymen *tear

[Kimimaro]

lol, well it is fruit juice, so atleast its healthy for you. I mean if you leave Joe out of the picture I'm sure it can't be detrimental or worthless. ;)

[joe]

Noni has been used for thousands of years, therefore it works.

[Phil D]

ahh i wish the real joe ego would post here

[Kitosho]

I get free Noni, Goji, Acai, and Mangosteen juice at work. Noni smells and tastes roughly like an armpit, so it must be pretty good for you.

[Ernest]

http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa278/EmperorErnest/elixir_de_spa_50.jpg

[Scooba Dave]

the effects noni has on you is about as real as the face on mars.

[anfeyd]

I put noni on pizza and ice cream cake one time. That's just because my idiot friend bought it though.

[tkdist]

Hardly. Clearly you have not picked up on any of the sarcasm here. "Miraculous drinks" aren't going to do shit for your tricking skills. Practice. Have a healthy diet and drink often.. and then practice some more.

Don't waste your time.

Except Bawls, that drink will help immensly.

[k-slash]

Noni + Joe eigo = Success.

Also, Tyson isn`t in our TF in scotland, his TF is called Team Flipside, in aussie.

And tyson is a cool guy.

[Jimnast]

noni makes you land every trick you do on one leg in a homosexual ballerina pose and make a triangle with your hands

Hahahaha, I can't stop laughing, and noni just gives you a big ego.

[Ashtar]

mario jumps higher, and he doesn't drink noni
In the 2nd game he and his party start eating magical berries (noni?), which produce stars to make you invincible. But it was all a dream.
noni just gives you a big ego.He has been bulking lately hasn't he? Heavier than the old 160?

[WonderRaZ]

ahh i wish the real joe ego would post here

he just did the post before yours. promise you, I know thats him! so say what you wanna say.

[Kay]

Noni is a healthy drink...But it costs alot but if u have the money to buy it then do so....Im not sayin it will make u trick better but will make u healthier