Maximizing my farts.

[Less than Dan]

What can I eat to create the most heinous, disgusting, rancid farts I can?

[Ashtar]

Eat food that the bacteria which produce that gas like. Eat so much you cannot digest it all so all that's left to do it is them, and they thrive and replicate on it.

I actually don't know which bacteria/food this is though. I've heard beans...

[compleks]

A good starting place would be all the commonly suggested foods. Things like beans, cabbage, eggs.

But in the end everyone is different, and you will need to find what works best for you. Just experiment with various foods and monitor your progress through a series of dutch ovens.
It's also important that you have a second opinion, so make sure your girl is in the 'oven' with you. She will be able to give feedback on your progress.

[tricker_d]

Peanut butter gives me hideous, sulphurous farts.

[Yuri]

i once ate about 40-50 dried apricots in one day. that gave me a lot of power

i would also recommend any kind of canned sauerkraut for both smell and quantity
whey protein gives farts a good smell as well

[Karlnold]

Boiled STONEHARD eggs...

[anfeyd]

Peanut butter is a doozie for me. I believe avocados also contribute.

[shengoikee]

eat an imperial ton of dried apricots and a few loaves of white bread haha

[AJCN]

I eat Oatmeal, raw oats in milk and peanut butter daily and I fart many times during my day. :/

Why are you wanting smelly farts? Got someone in mind?

[Spacey]

Beans, especially baked beans.
Lentils, are great for flactulence
Chili nuts, probably best fart creator ever.

Other than that I can recommend rosehip juices and beverages as they are rich of a special stomach bacteria.

But yeah like said before basically aim on a lot of spices. Cayenne & chili for example. Let us know how it went and what you did eat in the end.

[pete_man_man]

eat an imperial ton of dried apricots and a few loaves of white bread haha

QFT!!!

[TiVo]

An overdose of kimchi also works.

[Rayzer]

Noni Juice, for it will not only give power to your tricks *colgate white smile*

[Iron Fist]

One time in elementary school, I ate a Nutella sandwhich for breakfast and had to go home because my farts smelled so bad.:smile:

[Takpapp]

man this has been asked a thousand times, do a search before making a new thread dan.

[twist]

steak, beans, cabbage

[kinetic]

Fuck you man,you're a dumbass dan.

[compleks]

HAha, this reminds me. In primary school there was one kid who farted all the time.
It got so bad that our teacher would carry air freshner around in class, and in the end he had to call in the kids parents for a meeting about it.

[Surge]

Now, I don't know if this is possible....
But back when I was in school, I swear I could fart out of my dick.
Has anyone else had that?

[shengoikee]

HAha, this reminds me. In primary school there was one kid who farted all the time.
It got so bad that our teacher would carry air freshner around in class, and in the end he had to call in the kids parents for a meeting about it.

hahaha!

farting was pretty much all we laughed at in primary school. like when everyone's sat cross-legged in the assembly hall at a moment of silence someone lets rip with a floor trembling 100 decibel monster of a fart. excellent! hahahaha

[twist]

Now, I don't know if this is possible....
But back when I was in school, I swear I could fart out of my dick.
Has anyone else had that?

eh??

[compleks]

Haha, god bless the internet. Where else could people ask these questions?

[Less than Dan]

All of these ideas are wonderful!

Oh God, I've been trying to beat the lady for a long while now. She busts out these farts that smell like brimstone encrusted corpse feet on a hot summer day...on fire.

So, I'm trying to come up with an excellent formula to gas chamber that bitch.

[compleks]

That's nasty.

[Less than Dan]

You bet your sweet ass it is, soldier.

I think girls have much worse farts naturally because they hold it in for HOURS, and then unleash when the coast is clear, building up gale force stench throughout the course of the day. That, and women don't know how to take a shit every day.

[Spacey]

I just unleashed a fart while reading this topic.

[DeeJay]

I find that baked beans provide me with clean farts, as opposed to dairy products where I am unsure if i've passed gas or shit myself a little.

[Yuri]

now that i think about it, natto would probably make for the ultimate farts, if you could get it down
i was in a natto eating contest and failed miserably since i could not swallow it without gagging

but i could only imagine the powerful farts that would come out of it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natto for more information on natto

[daviddalo]

lots and lots of beer together with that nasty food everyone posted,
that stuff gives me the poisonous Zyklon B gas, the kinda gas Hitler used in the second world war in dem concentration camps, its deadly as fuck :dead:

[kamikaze!]

nacho cheese?

[Ashtar]

Sometimes I hear it associated with fibre. Some kinds of bacteria can metabolize normally indigestible fibre deep within the intestines, fermenting short-chain fatty acids out of them. So much for not counting the calories! Though it still makes sense for low-carb.

[rockmonkey]

eat millions of boiled eggs, cheap whey and don't do any exercise,
also stretching your anus can lower the pitch and make it more manly

[MasterSyrup]

Asparagus, Broccolie, Eggs,Beans Beans Beans, Baked Beans and pork and beans

[tricker_d]

hahaha!

farting was pretty much all we laughed at in primary school. like when everyone's sat cross-legged in the assembly hall at a moment of silence someone lets rip with a floor trembling 100 decibel monster of a fart. excellent! hahahaha

Haha good times, good times.

[Casper]

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