OMGOSH!!!! Shaolin Balls Conditioning

[Duckzilla]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAhSSy4_7mc



What is their problems!!!!!!! Do they want to have kids!?!?! Are they trying to kill their way of mating in life?

[Trickstar]

Monks are not allowed to have children. So if you cannot have children why not condition your balls for hits?

[tuareg]

Thats very old.

[lastmanstanding]

i dont get it. in italy over 100 years ago, young choirboys would have their balls crushed slowly and not too painfully in a hot bath to cease them from producing oestrogen (yes oestrogen) so that their voices would not break, and they would have excellent voices all tehir lives. They became famous.

Side effects included being taller than average (oestrogen slows bone growth), couldnt have kids, and couldnt get hurt...

now eeither of two trhings happen here:

1) when shaolin guys train their balls they will grow tall and stuff
2) there is a much easier way of training their balls

[Gaisn]

tuts plz

[Honken]

They don't literally hit their balls. I've studied hard qigong and know some people who's done this.

First of all, they roll their hips forward. The kicker kicks with his foot pointed slightly up, this way the foot actually kicks his ass and not balls. It's trick. Same goes with licking red hot shovels and slicing themselves with knives. All the hard qigong is actually just physics and entertainment. The part where he drags a wheel with his penis isn't that much of a deal either, they gradually hang weights off their penis in order to strengthen the tunica, which is very dense and strong which with practice can support heavy loads. Just as before though, it's a trick. It's a freaking wheel! It's not like he's dragging a sled stacked with heavy stones or anything.

To mention though, is that there's training for all theese stunts. Even though an average joe can do this with training, Shaolin monks spend hours each day conditioning themselves through various practices. They say that they can drag up their genitals into their body, just as an orphan who hasn't dropped his balls yet. In fact they just learn to master the ability to contract their sack (like when it's cold outside). This combined with tilting the hip makes it almost impossible for anyone to hit their genitals unless they frontkick them.

Selfdefence against a Shaolin monk = Frontkick his balls.

[Birch]

i wonder if monks ever get too horny they just have to masturbate

[Rahf]

i wonder if monks ever get too horny they just have to masturbate

Plus comme do the shaolin monks ejaculate in their sleep? Would be hilarious.

[Karlnold]

Sweet

[Tony Nguyen]

omg wtf is wrong with those people

[shengoikee]

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[Ashtar]

I bet their body autophagies the contents of their balls. Making them inert, and increasing their power levels.

Really, this ball conditioning is interesting, I always thought eunichs and castratos were sort of mischevious. Kind of like that army guy in a webcomic who had his balls shot off who dates a hot chick. He's probably like that guy on 'The Quads' who is just a severed head. You know what they're up to!