Dave C is...

[xombi]

I watched Act III (again) and thought:

Dave C is reincarnated Jesus. Period.

Discuss

[*<User Name]

No. Sesshoumaru is.

[Dave C]

username is right. sesshoumaru is actually the right color [and i don't mean this one]

[*<User Name]

I wasn't so much disagreeing with the thread, it's more that when I met Sessh I decided he was Jesus reincarnated, and I decided before you did, also, there's only one reincarnated Jesus at a time.

So no offense Dave.

[TKD_Andy]

naah.

Dave C > sessh for me. He just... makes tricks look better.

[Konnar]

Racist.

[[RozoN]]

naah.

Dave C > sessh for me. He just... makes tricks look better.

It the hair! All his strength lies in the hair!

The way I see it is that Sessh=Jesus. Dave C=Samson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson)

[thereid]

But Sessh doesn't look anything like jesus, Dave C does as far as we know[skinny, long hair, short beard, etc] but I've never met either of them so I wouldn't know, maybe Juji is jesus.

[*<User Name]

But Sessh doesn't look anything like jesus, Dave C does as far as we know[skinny, long hair, short beard, etc] but I've never met either of them so I wouldn't know, maybe it's Juji.

I'm not on about appearance, i'm on about the way they act/talk, although i've not met Dave yet i have met Sessh.

[Dragonic MiKe]

But Sessh doesn't look anything like jesus,

Dave C himself already presented a pretty compelling argument against this theory only a few posts ago.

[Less than Dan]

naah.

Joe Eigo > Sessh+Dave C for me. He just... only does backflips.

[erufukami]

reincarnation of Jesus? noooo he IS Jesus. You will pay for your heracy (SP)

[JiayoJames]

heresy

[Dragonic MiKe]

http://moddb.com/images/cache/games/64/64/thumb_profile2.jpg

[xombi]

Watch the act III's Jesus part (the move)! IT'S A SIGN!

[Dave C]

jesus was black, my hair is indeed the source of my powers, and sessh owns me in virtually every way possible, except that i'm closer to boxcutter-doubletwist than him :wicked:

[Dave C]

oh, and also, the part of my sampler in question really isn't that great of a layout, and if username met me he might reconsider the correlation in attitude, mostly because I smoke as much pot as the real jesus did. Huzzah!

[*<User Name]

I'd love to meet you sometime Dave though my next savings is going to get stuffed into next years TXT, you should come :good:

[systemofadonovan]

I'd love to meet you sometime Dave though my next savings is going to get stuffed into next years TXT, you should come :good:

Stash your money in Sessh's pillow this time. :tongue:

[*<User Name]

Stash your money in Sessh's pillow this time. :tongue:

Haha


"Na man, we can't prank Sessh!"
"Why?"
"I dunno, he'll.... he'll disappear then re-appear above you and break your neck!"
":worry:"

[Crazy Max]

-Jesus is printed on my work locker
-I remind people of Dave C
-I can't utilize the power in my hair yet
-Dave C doing his high roundoff x-outs in this gym (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvp1f-JrGug) in front of the cross would be epic.
-Making posts in pointform is gaymax.

[Tony Nguyen]

jesus was not that white, homeboy was a herder/farmer most of his life. he was just dipicted that way due to fagness

[Surge]

And Jesus liked weed =]

[Less than Dan]

In all honesty, I would like to see people cite the part where "Jesus looooooooooves weed lol", because every pothead I've met uses that line, cannot prove it, and uses it as some lame and idiotic way to empower the fact that they are a complete deviance.

yea lol

[Swartz]

PROOF THAT DAVE C IS JESUS (http://www.divshare.com/download/1005545-da1)

[Seriy]

PROOF THAT DAVE C IS JESUS (http://www.divshare.com/download/1005545-da1)

ROFL ROFL ROFL.... :D

But in Dogma, they said Jesus was black?

[Tatsumaru]

Hahahaha, the savior got beat.

That clip was excellent.

[Seriy]

Hahahaha, the savior got beat.

That clip was excellent.

Yeah he got beat... again :dead:

[Dave C]

In all honesty, I would like to see people cite the part where "Jesus looooooooooves weed lol", because every pothead I've met uses that line, cannot prove it, and uses it as some lame and idiotic way to empower the fact that they are a complete deviance.

yea lol

I've actually already done this in another thread, but if you're really interested the reasoning is because the ancient recipe as outlined in the old testament for anointing oil calls for over 9lbs of flowering cannabis bud mixed with several other additives including dangerous and potentially toxic hallucinogenics. The term "Messiah" literally means "anointed one," and after Jesus was baptised in the old Hebrew way by John the baptist, he wandered in the wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights due to the effects of the oil.

Nota Bene, Jesus also was known to cure people of skin ailments and so forth by touch alone - cannabis has been used in the east for thousands of years as a treatment for burns, psoriasis, and skin diseases. There are PLENTY of drug references in the Bible - some even believe that the apostles used hallucinogenic mushrooms and plants in supplementation for the "body of christ," hence the visions and speaking in tongues.

Basically, there is valid historical evidence for the silly things "potheads" say :shocked:. If you do a little research, there's a lot more out there

[Matt R]

Do you do any other drugs apart from weed dave?

[Skilzat85X]

Basically, there is valid historical evidence for the silly things "potheads" say :shocked:. If you do a little research, there's a lot more out there
The irony. :flesh:

[Less than Dan]

Excellent, thank you Mr. Dave. I've been curious about that, really, because people are typically very snobish about it. :)

However, Jesus used cannabis for medicinal purproses, I see..?

[Dave C]

Excellent, thank you Mr. Dave. I've been curious about that, really, because people are typically very snobish about it. :)

However, Jesus used cannabis for medicinal purproses, I see..?

for more or less the same medical purposes it's used for today, and then some

Matt, occasionally

[Dave]

No wonder they were all having "spiritual visions" in the bible. All trippin out :wicked:

[JKT]

Jesus was middle eastern

[*<User Name]

*Claps*

[xombi]

Almost a year later....

BUMP TIME! WOHOOO! Dave C's still Jesus! 2btwist-s/t-cork ya mang



EDIT: Ofcourse I'm bumping my own thread :P :D

[Ernest]

Christ. unintended word play.

[Hyourinmaru]

i dont wanna post any of my thoughts here...
all i'll say is.. Dave C PLN at the huge obelisk thingy in DC... thats Jesus for ya:P

[Dave C]

jesus was black

[simon]

JESUS WAS A JEW

[xombi]

Here we go again.

Jesus was an alien AND on drugs

[Dave C]

A full year later and my opinion of Jesus is still the same

Black guy, did lots of drugs, wandered around in the desert, everyone hated him even though he was a riot at parties.

[Hyourinmaru]

how do you know? ;O

[Dave C]

historical context