My name is CHICOPOLLO!!

[chicopollo]

...actually my name is Paul...but i got this nickname in a very funny situation involving some corn pops...anyway...i live in mexico and i trick...dah...
The point is that my girlfriend left me...by phone...:agony:
And all the damn girls here are "valley girls" AND THEY THINK TRICKS ARE STUPID:depressed
Should i stop tricking and get a fine new car? Should i change my sporty dressing style in order to become more popular?...or should i just give up girls???:paranoid:
What do you think of my dilema?
(by the way...i´m not a great tricker...i´m just a n00b)
I´m posting my youtube profile...it has lots of tricking, parkour, free running...etc...videos...and two are mine...(i´m not the one who flies...so don´t ask...) and my only tricking video was filmed with a cellphone...so...you know...
http://youtube.com/profile?user=chicopollo

[Gazapo]

Are you the one who flies?

[chicopollo]

i was talking of a video in my user...there's a boy levitating...i think that´s the correct term...i´m not the one levitating in that video...

[chicopollo]

why is anybody answering me??

[k-slash]

why is anybody answering me??

Because you just posted it, and it`s a stupid question.

They think tricking is stupid, because you aren`t good enough to do anyhting impressive yet. Once you stop being a n00b and learn some sick stuff, it becomes impressive.

Other than that, I`m not answering anymore of the stupidity.

[chicopollo]

o.o...well...that should shut my mouth for some time...

[Triso]

Sooooo stupid. IMO you should give up life.

[shengoikee]

can you not make choices without asking others what to do next?

[chicopollo]

T.T I was just trying to make friends in this forum...it has worked in pther forums with this same formula...today it´s not my day...:dead:

[Skilzat85X]

I'm gonna go on a banning spree in this thread based on the posts that follow.

[chicopollo]

oook...returning to the tricks...which is the main topic AND function of this forum as well for the web site...I´ve been training with my dad (who is a gymnastic teacher) and i started tae kwon do about four months ago...i don´t have a team nor time to train properly...so i´m not as good as i would like to be...my goal is to be able of make the cork before the next month ends...i hope i don´t get banned...

[k-slash]

oook...returning to the tricks...which is the main topic AND function of this forum as well for the web site...I´ve been training with my dad (who is a gymnastic teacher) and i started tae kwon do about four months ago...i don´t have a team nor time to train properly...so i´m not as good as i would like to be...my goal is to be able of make the cork before the next month ends...i hope i don´t get banned...

Wait...you have a gymstics coach as a dad, and you do tkd. You have the best start on tricking ever, why don`t you have the time/thats not our problem. If you want a cork, learn the prereques, and train.

[WilliamT]

yeh banning sprees would be good right about now.

[chicopollo]

oh...i don´t have time because i attend college...i eat...i sleep...i even poop college...i´m studying biochemical engineering...x.x actually i should be doing homework now...

[Skilzat85X]

yeh banning sprees would be good right about now.

AH HA WilliamT my man is a very wise man I say! :wise:

Perhaps heeding his advice would not be the worst thing ever. :smile:

[chicopollo]

o.o
don´t ban me...i´ll stop my posts now...
oh...this is worst than that time when i got banned from emma watson´s web page x_x..

[WilliamT]

banbanbanbanban:ogre::ogre::ogre:

[Skilzat85X]

No chicopollo I was thinking of banning most of the people trying to hate on the thread.

[k-slash]

oh...i don´t have time because i attend college...i eat...i sleep...i even poop college...i´m studying biochemical engineering...x.x actually i should be doing homework now...
Wtf, you have plenty of time.

[chicopollo]

No chicopollo I was thinking of banning most of the people trying to hate on the thread.
uff...i really thought you were banning me...i´m kinda dumb...:eh:
and yes...i have time...but must of it was used by my girlfriend...but now that i don´t have one...ah...i´ll use all that saved energy and time for tricking...at least i found something good about my girlfrend...ah...breaking with me...

[shengoikee]

ok now you've spilled your heart get your FOKing life together

[WilliamT]

FOK_

[chicopollo]

ok now you've spilled your heart get your FOKing life together

i don´t get it...:eh:

[k-slash]

uff...i really thought you were banning me...i´m kinda dumb...:eh:
and yes...i have time...but must of it was used by my girlfriend...but now that i don´t have one...ah...i´ll use all that saved energy and time for tricking...at least i found something good about my girlfrend...ah...breaking with me...

Stop trying to get sympathy on an internet forum, *suppresses urge to take this further*

You waist of life!

[chicopollo]

ok...i won´t be trying to get sympathy on an internet forum...at least no in this one...

[Tocano]

If you want to be part of this forum, you will have to earn some respect for yourself. GO TRAIN!

[Crazy Max]

...actually my name is Paul...but i got this nickname in a very funny situation involving some corn pops...anyway...i live in mexico and i trick...dah...
The point is that my girlfriend left me...by phone...:agony:
And all the damn girls here are "valley girls" AND THEY THINK TRICKS ARE STUPID:depressed
Should i stop tricking and get a fine new car? Should i change my sporty dressing style in order to become more popular?...or should i just give up girls???:paranoid:
What do you think of my dilema?
(by the way...i´m not a great tricker...i´m just a n00b)
I´m posting my youtube profile...it has lots of tricking, parkour, free running...etc...videos...and two are mine...(i´m not the one who flies...so don´t ask...) and my only tricking video was filmed with a cellphone...so...you know...
http://youtube.com/profile?user=chicopollo

-Tricking has nothing to do with your girlfriend spitting another man's cum out of her mouth to call you and break up.
-Stop giving a shit about those girls opinions like they actually matter, or mean anything, because they don't.
-I think your dilema isn't really a dilema at all, you're just making it seem that way to yourself.
-If you want to get a fine new car, get one. If you want to dress better, dress better. Do it for yourself though, not to try and please everyone else.
-That is all

[chicopollo]

-Tricking has nothing to do with your girlfriend spitting another man's cum out of her mouth to call you and break up.
-Stop giving a shit about those girls opinions like they actually matter, or mean anything, because they don't.
-I think your dilema isn't really a dilema at all, you're just making it seem that way to yourself.
-If you want to get a fine new car, get one. If you want to dress better, dress better. Do it for yourself though, not to try and please everyone else.
-That is all
well...damn it...you´re right...

[Sam H]

Tricks > Chicks

[Ryan Sas]

I got considerably better after I got dumped a little after turning 15, instead of spending all my time on the phone or sitting on her couch I went outside and decided to see what all tricks I could still do. If I were you, I'd just go trick and not worry about the girls, after a break up (that wasn't your doing) they all seem shallow and distant anyway. You're better off doing something that makes you happy than pursuing a fleeting fancy that will only end in frustration. That being said... I'm not a biochem major or whatever it was. Anyway, sorry people were so rude to you man, I understand the helplessness and vulnerability you feel after a breakup. Watch some vids tonight man, and go tear it up tomorrow. Be strong.

[Ryan Sas]

Tricks > Chicks

No sir. lol. However, I've come to realize that having a backtuck is basically the same as hiring a prostitute... it'll get you sex no matter what stupid shit you say.

[k-slash]

No sir. lol. However, I've come to realize that having a backtuck is basically the same as hiring a prostitute... it'll get you sex no matter what stupid shit you say.

lol exactly, tricks gets you chicks.

[chicopollo]

i feel better now...

[Cicero]

Dude, Chipimonco. As long as you are afraid about what others think of you, everything you will ever do will seem gay to them.

Just do shit for yourself and fuck the others. People will catch on to your confidence.

[jan]

This forum is so full of contrasts.

[Xeult]

give up girls, take up guys :good:

[WonderRaZ]

Tricks = Chicks

[saunders]

hell yeah, stop being emo and get yourself some tricks. tricks = chicks.
and no ppl are not interested in seeing cartwheels

[Tatsumaru]

Haha, this thread title made me think of 'I AM CORNHOLIO!'.

Do you need T.P. for your bunghole?

[Ernest]

TOO MANY ELLIPSES

[Luygeenios]

Damn! Stop wasting place in this forum for your love deseases, for women who can only break our men's heart! :dead:
Hate it ... :worry:

If you wanna talk about chicks go visit:

www.chickstutorials.com

There you can discuss what you want concerning the way babes work, ok?!??!
The founder is called "Jou ceer mu(tha) fu(****) B****s", sucka?!

NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT!?!?!?!


sry my friends :wink:

[tricker_d]

Stop trying to get sympathy on an internet forum

Especially trickstutorials :punched:

[Cicero]

Damn! Stop wasting place in this forum for your love deseases, for women who can only break our men's heart! :dead:
Hate it ... :worry:

If you wanna talk about chicks go visit:

www.chickstutorials.com

There you can discuss what you want concerning the way babes work, ok?!??!
The founder is called "Jou ceer mu(tha) fu(****) B****s", sucka?!

NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT!?!?!?!


sry my friends :wink:

Dude, you're so wierd that it's awesome.

[jan]

Is that the guy who did the nekkid hyper900 or whatever? You kick ass:D

[Luygeenios]

Is that the guy who did the nekkid hyper900 or whatever? You kick ass:D

I am the guy you called the most screwed-up person you've ever encountered! Thank you very much, Jan, you really understand human being ... congratulations! :wink:

[chicopollo]

o.o...i´ll trick...i discovered that b-twist is atractive to the eyes of some ppl *yay*
and i had to ask...is there a double b-twist?

[velcroninja07]

o.o...i´ll trick...i discovered that b-twist is atractive to the eyes of some ppl *yay*
and i had to ask...is there a double b-twist?

You seen any of Juji's vids...?
Youtube double b-twist and knock yourself out...

[chicopollo]

COOL!!...i think...

[biyak]

OMG you lived till your 18.

truly amazing

[PeterW]

Don't you get that it is a fake account -.-

[tuareg]

How an account can be fake, is beyond me.