Graber

[The_Mayor]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/snakevpr1/Graber.jpg

[k-slash]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO I`m so proud of this being my idea.

[Andy Longcat]

hahaha!

[tricker_d]

Lmfao

[diogoo]

Haha, good one.

[Andy Longcat]

those aren't even his best quotes though haha he's said some golden shit :D

[k-slash]

those aren't even his best quotes though haha he's said some golden shit :D

haha I forgot to mention earlier, we should make a whole range of these, with different pics of him doing splits with different quotes of his.

[short gorilla]

FUCKING WIN.

[shreddakj]

ROFL

[frozenpeon]

Man lol i want to know if I can do Front Split with RIGHT\LEFT leg with no worm up that means if I will go to some Martial Arts like Karate sinse i can do Splits i will get a belt fast, they will give me more advanced belts faster then others?
And at what belt a ppl fromt Karate or TKD can do Front Splits and Side Splits?
They realy need to do Splits?
I was at JUDO when i was 7 or 9 years old for a short period of time but was not base on flexibility and i cant remember much.

Hmm everybody who stretch wants Side Split, can u do SIDE SPLITS, if not i dont know why u tell how u must done the shit.

Man u know what's funny? Ppl who cant atlest Front Split can teach u Side Splits! yeahhhhh i'm flyin'

Man i just discovered that maybe i can scrab the dick from a Front Split poztion is that a good trick? I can also bash my head to floor at the same time.

U ppl cant do splits because u are pussy.

FUCK U BITCH, I dont care about your stupid kid mentality, pussy with sperm in it, your ass is street for everybody

I practice masturbate arts i will get my black belt soon.

I dont care about your hate shits u are dog farts. The piss in the wind.

Eat my shit drink my pipi
I do a Split very easy most of u if they try full split whey will fuck their pussys up. CUNTS!

Well i scrab the dick daily at lest 3 times and i didnt noticed any Penis flex progres.


http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/3072/sidesplit1ba2.jpg
http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/6219/sidesplit3xd9.jpg
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/706/fsleftxg7.jpg

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/4722/01010002yy2.jpg
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4374/bscap0000ml5.jpg
http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/8087/legraisegoodbq5.jpg
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/snakevpr1/Graber.jpg

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/540/frontsplit9jj.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va7a2lAlrq0

lol!

[shreddakj]

Man, those quotes are epic! I like this one "Man i just discovered that maybe i can scrab the dick from a Front Split poztion is that a good trick? I can also bash my head to floor at the same time."

I mean seriously, wtf, why would you bash your head on the floor while doing the splits while simultaneously "scrabbing the dick" (wtf is that? lol).

Graber is a great comedian.

[Augenatic]

Hahah, pwnsauce!

[cepopeye]

hahah my sig:

[shreddakj]

That guy says the randomest things..

[Graber]

WHat is this? Fucking idiots, whats the point? Go get some more flexibility, u still have to climb some stairs to rich my toes...

[Augenatic]

WHat is this? Fucking idiots, whats the point? Go get some more flexibility, u still have to climb some stairs to rich my toes...

stfu

[Ashtar]

Even if it's done on purpose, it would still demand talent. I demand more.

[frozenpeon]

What is wrong with you graber.

he got the bonus chromosome.


WHat is this? Fucking idiots, whats the point? Go get some more flexibility, u still have to climb some stairs to rich my toes...

lol!

[Augenatic]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd231/Augenatic/agarr.jpg

[Ashtar]

Graber looks like this guy I knew who used to own jumprope and was a big disney fan and his parents owned chains of McDonalds.

[karatekid]

Hahahha ooo yeaaah!

[tricker_d]

WHat is this? Fucking idiots, whats the point? Go get some more flexibility, u still have to climb some stairs to rich my toes...

You're so funny.

[shreddakj]

Graber I seriously think you are hilarious. I'm sure you would make millions as a professional comedian. You know what, I've never seen a comedian do the splits so maybe you'd be the first!

[Andy Longcat]

Eat my shit drink my pipi
I do a Split very easy most of u if they try full split whey will fuck their pussys up. CUNTS!

[short gorilla]

My toes are pointing down, not up like un chaine split. The thing is that i dont have to much cold flexibility for side split but I will fix this problem, got my wrench lol.

He just said this one. Not insulting anyone but it still made me laugh.

[tuareg]

Eat my shit drink my pipi
I do a Split very easy most of u if they try full split whey will fuck their pussys up. CUNTS!

I remember hahaha.

[k-slash]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd231/Augenatic/agarr.jpg

I was actually jumping around in my chair in hysterics when I seen this, I seriously cant stop laughing !

Edit: WE NEED MOAR PIXAR CAPTONS!

[Skilzat85X]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4374/bscap0000ml5.jpg
Alright kids this one's just asking for it.

[shreddakj]

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4374/bscap0000ml5.jpg
Alright kids this one's just asking for it.

ooh I see thats his leg.

thats a really high kick.. wish I could kick that high.

[Graber]

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/706/fsleftxg7.jpg

Nothing new.

[Augenatic]

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd231/Augenatic/ffgrr.jpg

[tuareg]

Hahaha most excellente!

[shreddakj]

Graber, we need more pics of you doing splits do you have any more? or what about doing splits against a wall or something really interesting.

[short gorilla]

I hope this thread doesn't scare him off. I haven't seen this much win in months.

[Surge]

HAHAHAHAHAH WIN

[jiayo-chris]

HAHAHAHAHAH WIN

Yes!

[Cicero]

Hahahaha, I pushed boogers out my nose while laughing at these.

[Graber]

No I dont have much pic with splits. And just because is nothing new for me to do splits ( FRONT SPLITS), now I can do even better Front Splits then in the past.
Maybe if i will do outside because my fucking camera has problems with light. There it is alyways a problem :(...

Ps: I can go right now and record a split but I dont want that much. But is a sunny day outside lol hmmm.

[tuareg]

I love your splits. Post some more of them dude :)

[Augenatic]

I love them too, post some more please!

[Surge]

Graber you sound like a rapist LOL

[TKD_Andy]

i support this thread any also any individuals hatred for graber.

[Cicero]

What are you talking about, we all love him.

[Augenatic]

Obviously.

[short gorilla]

Graber is the physical embodiment of yes and win.

[shreddakj]

Graber is the physical embodiment of yes and win.

*nods approvingly*

On a side note, about how long does it usually take to train up to doing the splits?

[tuareg]

Just drink you pipi and eat your shit. Easy as piss.

[The_Mayor]

Just drink you pipi and eat your shit. Easy as piss.

ahaha! That's exactly right.

Another tip is to let Graber stretch yourned ass with his penis. This will result in gaining the ego for splits.

Graber is the physical embodiment of yes and win.

Indeed.

[shreddakj]

oooh i see its all coming together now. I just have to go to romania now so i can gain the ego for the splits.

[Ashtar]

Graber is a mascot hero.

[shreddakj]

Best thread ever!

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/270913946_efa38ec3d8.jpg

[Scooba Dave]

i wonder what would happen if chuck norris met graber

[shreddakj]

i wonder what would happen if chuck norris met graber

Every time I hear the name Chuck Norris I think of Barrens Chat....

[Scooba Dave]

who?

[shreddakj]

The Barrens Chat, ask a computer nerd, they should know. and if they don't tell them that they '/fail'ed

[Ashtar]

I think chuck norris and graber would play a game of Pavel's Pink Panther.

[shreddakj]

This thred is a lote of win! whey isnt ppl posting on thred? I tell u why becaus you eated a shit and drank too much pipi and now youer scrabbing the dick end trying too bash your head on teh floor, but youer flexiblity is to poor, so whey dont yooououooy climb the stairs to rich my toes!!

[Rahf]

This thred is a lote of win! whey isnt ppl posting on thred? I tell u why becaus you eated a shit and drank too much pipi and now youer scrabbing the dick end trying too bash your head on teh floor, but youer flexiblity is to poor, so whey dont yooououooy climb the stairs to rich my toes!!

It's not even close. I'm sorry.

[shreddakj]

It's not even close. I'm sorry.

lol.. Oh well, at least I tried. I'm just going to go off and consume a lot of FAIL and LOSE. Maybe after that I'll have the ego to do the splits, we'll see.

[Ashtar]

Also fail at meme use.

[Graber]

Hmm 931 views in 4 days this topic hmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm

[Birch]

4 days and thats the best shit you can come up with?

[diogoo]

Hmm 931 views in 4 days this topic hmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm

You are a celebrity here, Graber.

[Graber]

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9836/bscap0000jw9.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAVek4mRDcs - Movie

When I gone to record this it was already getting darker and darker outside.

PS: Fuck! I forgot to turn the right leg down in the Front Split with left leg in front.

[shreddakj]

Graber, I was just wondering, what does spagat mean? Does it mean splits in Romanian or something? Because all your videos have Spagat written in the description.

[Augenatic]

Spagat means split in a few different languages. Spagat means front "splits", split means side splits. In Danish.

[shreddakj]

Ah I thought it was something like that. Thanks for that Augenatic :-)

[cepopeye]

ahaha my sig owns

[tricker_d]

Graber you should really do wushu. You would do great because you have good flexibility, you have short legs so you would be able to touch your toes to your forehead easily, and you have pretty funny quotes.

[shreddakj]

Is it actually true that in wushu you are supposed to be able to touch your toes on your head?
I measured my leg hip, and it would go WAYY past my head if i had enough flexiblity to go vertical....

[tricker_d]

Measuring your leg isnt really important. Its more about pulling your hip back and having very good hamstring flexibility. Even if you have long legs, you can still learn to touch your forehead, but it will take alot longer.

[shreddakj]

but why would you want to kick yourself in the head (unless you're wee-man)

EDIt:
lol 23% of posts in this thread are from me

[tricker_d]

You don't actually kick yourself to hurt your head. You come centimeters away to show flexibility and proper dynamics of the kick.

[tuareg]

and you have pretty funny quotes.

Eat my shit drink my pipi i do a split very easily, your ass is street for everybody, most of u if they try full split whey will fuck their pussys up, and hopa hopa OUUUUU yooooy!

CUNTS.

[shreddakj]

Eat my shit drink my pipi i do a split very easily, your ass is street for everybody, most of u if they try full split whey will fuck their pussys up, and hopa hopa OUUUUU yooooy!

CUNTS.

WIN.

[cepopeye]

my sig is ballz

[Graber]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wRSnBCMQIo Front Split in school.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LO0W19nfTA Running Split.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6YJoFx3Ys8 Kick.

[shengoikee]

nice man

but do you realise most people on the forum can do splits?

[Graber]

nice man

but do you realise most people on the forum can do splits?

Hmm... I don't think so.

[shengoikee]

well, i know about 3 or 4 personally who can haha

[Augenatic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6YJoFx3Ys8 Kick.

That's actually pretty cool. :smile:

[diogoo]

The running split is cool too, I'm gonna try it haha.

[Scooba Dave]

The running split is cool too, I'm gonna try it haha.

u better be joking..

[shreddakj]

u better be joking..

splits by themselves are NEVER cool. They are very useful to have that level of flexibility, but by themselves are pretty useless...
It is cool to come out of a move and land in the splits though.

[Pirate!!]

ahahaha man i just read this whole thread pure win. NEED MOAR QUOTES

[tuareg]

Hmm... I don't think so.

Its not a big deal to be honest :eh:

[Ashtar]

Is it actually true that in wushu you are supposed to be able to touch your toes on your head?
I measured my leg hip, and it would go WAYY past my head if i had enough flexiblity to go vertical....
Measuring your leg isnt really important. Its more about pulling your hip back and having very good hamstring flexibility. Even if you have long legs, you can still learn to touch your forehead, but it will take alot longer.
Not if they have reeeeally long legs. Even if the heel goes past the forehead is someone is able to dorsiflex a lot then they may still be able to touch their toes. Even then, that will subtract less than a foot, it'd still be possible to go past it. For example, if you're that woman with Proteus syndrome.

[shreddakj]

This thread is in need of some more WIN

[Graber]

Man do u ppl do adductor flys in your side split training? Tom Kurz in his movie tells ya to do so.
Even if I almost have the Side Split and I am facing some progress is kind of some with making chain mail...I have the feeling that it last forever.

[shreddakj]

Sorry dude but that made no sense at all.

[Graber]

Adductor flys!!

[Ashtar]

Adductor flies make sense, chain mail doesn't.

[Augenatic]

How about.. Rune chain mail?

[Graber]

Do u ppl do addctor flys? How helpful are they?

[short gorilla]

How about.. Rune chain mail?

Only if you have the +33 int enchant buff. Or crusader.

[Graber]

I like to do isometrics, coz it hurts. The pain, thas the good part from stretching.

[Andy Longcat]

man fuck u graber

[frozenpeon]

hmmmmmmmm fuck u Graber

[Graber]

Fuck u both.

[Andy Longcat]

hahaha

fuck u punk

[Graber]

I PEE ON YOUR SOUL!

[Andy Longcat]

hahahaha

[tuareg]

I like to do isometrics, coz it hurts. The pain, thas the good part from stretching.

Not if you rip your tendons.

[The_Mayor]

I PEE ON YOUR SOUL!

ahaha! Graber you are brilliant!

[Ernest]

I PEE ON YOUR SOUL!

lmfao

i havent laughed this much for a long while:smile:

edit: awww, mayor, i was gonna sig that! :D

[Graber]

Man if u search on youtube "grand ecart" u will find splits. Hmm ecart, grand ecart... I hate frech fucking bastards. I have to study their stinky languge at school and i dotn know anythink :D.

[shreddakj]

I dont know any think too

[lastmanstanding]

Graber, you should write a book on stretching. maybe a novel. You teach me something new everytime you come on here!

[frankinstine]

This thred is a lote of win! whey isnt ppl posting on thred? I tell u why becaus you eated a shit and drank too much pipi and now youer scrabbing the dick end trying too bash your head on teh floor, but youer flexiblity is to poor, so whey dont yooououooy climb the stairs to rich my toes!!

oh shit, i choked on my own spit laughing at that. thanx for the fucking laugh.:smile: it was an explosive laugh that made me spit, like a sneeze i wasn't quite prepared for.

[frankinstine]

fuck, i love reading grabers posts.

graber: please post as much as possible, you have THE most entertaining posts ever.

[shreddakj]

fuck, i love reading grabers posts.

graber: please post as much as possible, you have THE most entertaining posts ever.

I'll second that.

please post like 10000 times a day graber.

[Graber]

http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/2833/sidesplitattemptsmallxl8.png

Man my Side Split try after training is not bad but my cold Side Split is kind of shit wtf...

[Less than Dan]

By far his most golden quote is:

"YOUR ASS IS STREET FOR EVERYONE".

Graber, you are seriously one of the most wonderful members ever.

[shreddakj]

I had a dream, and i was at a mates place and just randomly did the splits. It was beautiful.


MORE WIN NEEDED

[Graber]

http://img85.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chairsplitsw6.jpg

[lastmanstanding]

Graber, are you still able to walk?

[Ernest]

By far his most golden quote is:

"YOUR ASS IS STREET FOR EVERYONE".

Graber, you are seriously one of the most wonderful members ever.

lmfao

My personal favourite is

"I PEE ON YOUR SOUL"

what a guy

[Skilzat85X]

Graber, are you still able to walk?

Plus comme "Graber, are you still able to post?"
"No, LOL"

[tuareg]

Hahaha ass

[compleks]

Hahaha. I can't believe this is the first time I've even heard of Graber.

Maybe I should visit the flexibility forum more often, it seems even more entertaining than the martial arts forum.

[shreddakj]

Hahaha. I can't believe this is the first time I've even heard of Graber.

Maybe I should visit the flexibility forum more often, it seems even more entertaining than the martial arts forum.

Yes, you should. The Flexibility forums are the digital embodiment of yes and win.

[The_Mayor]

ahaha I love this guy!

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/snakevpr1/Graber2.jpg


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/snakevpr1/Graber3-1.jpg

[k-slash]

Plus comme "Graber, are you still able to post?"
"No, LOL"

THAT MADE ME LOL SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

[k-slash]

ahaha I love this guy!

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/snakevpr1/Graber2.jpg


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/snakevpr1/Graber3-1.jpg

LMFAO!

[tuareg]

I never knew of those before haha

[jan]

What the hell? Why have I never heard of this guy? Reading his posts gave me a headache.

[Skilzat85X]

What the hell? Why have I never heard of this guy? Reading his posts gave me a headache.

You're probably like me and don't visit this section of the forum that much hehe.

[Augenatic]

ahaha I love this guy!

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/snakevpr1/Graber2.jpg


http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m91/snakevpr1/Graber3-1.jpg

Hahaha Graper.

[jan]

This thread makes me realize why Romania is such a screwed up country.

[shreddakj]

I like the new pics! they are great!
I think this is the best thread on this forum!

[Skilzat85X]

http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/2504/graber1km9.jpg
http://img470.imageshack.us/img470/7071/graber2bc7.jpg

[jiayo-chris]

Hahahahahaha!!!

[k-slash]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Kou]

LMFAO oh you can't completely blame him...it's language barrier thing, right? I mean he totally curses and talks like my cousin from Jordan. The most hilarious shit leaves his mouth sometimes. Here's one of him asking me about teaching him xma when he visits

Cuz: "Dude,,,, u little !@#!@#%!@#% how da Fuck do u back flip dat easy.... Shitt... I WANNA LEARN DAT ... i swear murat next time i c .. if u dont teach me how.. im gonna cut off ur legs... and spit inside XD ..."

or

" That would be amusing to watch " next time i come to america u wi'll c it happen :D ... and dude.. @ 2:07 u scared the shit outa a little gurl in da back .. loool...its would have been awesom if u landed on her and some blood splashed all over " MUWHAHAHAHA "

Yea...I know...I love the guy but his insults freak me out sometimes XD

[shreddakj]

LMFAO oh you can't completely blame him...it's language barrier thing, right? I mean he totally curses and talks like my cousin from Jordan. The most hilarious shit leaves his mouth sometimes. Here's one of him asking me about teaching him xma when he visits

Cuz: "Dude,,,, u little !@#!@#%!@#% how da Fuck do u back flip dat easy.... Shitt... I WANNA LEARN DAT ... i swear murat next time i c .. if u dont teach me how.. im gonna cut off ur legs... and spit inside XD ..."

or

" That would be amusing to watch " next time i come to america u wi'll c it happen :D ... and dude.. @ 2:07 u scared the shit outa a little gurl in da back .. loool...its would have been awesom if u landed on her and some blood splashed all over " MUWHAHAHAHA "

Yea...I know...I love the guy but his insults freak me out sometimes XD

Those are epic quotes man. made me laugh hard.

[frankinstine]

those quotes pail in comparison to graber.

[Sleepy]

I've just realised how ridiculous Graber's sideburns are.

[short gorilla]

LMFAO oh you can't completely blame him...it's language barrier thing, right? I mean he totally curses and talks like my cousin from Jordan. The most hilarious shit leaves his mouth sometimes. Here's one of him asking me about teaching him xma when he visits

It's not a language barrier thing. Graber is like Grammar Jesus. And he kicks your cousin's ass. And stop using blue font.

[searchsoul]

lol he's so gay


like always


poor soul..

[Kou]

aw, but I've always used blue font in every forum I've ever gone to >.< how's this, you got bold, but don't I use italics? happy? 0_o or should I just adopt the green font and use Tommy as my avatar? XD

anyway, yea I know Graber is funnier, god knows if I'll ever hear anything along those lines again, but it just reminded me of my cuz in a way. I've got to say, some things just sound downright weird when literally translated. A common arabic insult is "khara alake" which literally translates to "Shit on you!" ^^;

let's here another one Graber please! I don't have a full split all the time, just sometimes! Can you help me?!

[Graber]

HI AM NEW.

[Ashtar]

293 posts != new.

[Surge]

Graber = King of bending.

[frankinstine]

yeah, dick bending.

[Surge]

GENDER BENDING GRABER LOL

[frankinstine]

lol.

[Graber]

Man give it a test, this topic got the most views and replies from the flexbility forum.

[frankinstine]

give it a test! lolz.

testing testing 123.

[shreddakj]

Man give it a test, this topic got the most views and replies from the flexbility forum.

Yup, its because this thread is win.

[cepopeye]

I want Luigi to fight Graber for foreign supremecy!

[shreddakj]

haha yeah. would be quite funny, I think Graber might win for outright humour though.

[Graber]

let's here another one Graber please! I don't have a full split all the time, just sometimes! Can you help me?!

Well u will need my legs for full splits everytime.

[TKD_Andy]

haha i think graber must be a midget

[Kou]

no lawl, he just lives in an attic XD

[frankinstine]

yeah, but look at how short his legs look.

[Graber]

My legs might look short in my avatar but i tell u they are not short that my has been fucking resized!

[Purple ZoDz]

Stop lying Graber. The only reason you can do a split is because you are a midget. It all makes sense now.

[Graber]

LoL, I am 185 cm.

[frankinstine]

plus comme your wiener is 5 cm. lol.

[Kou]

damn metric system...<_< you know he's foreign now

[Sam H]

damn metric system...<_< you know he's foreign now

Was the "Location: Romania" any hint to you?

[shreddakj]

I can has metric system.

Metric FTW, it makes so much more sense.

[frankinstine]

I can has metric system.

Metric FTW, it makes so much more sense.

it does, but thats not what america is about. lol.

[shreddakj]

Haha, that's so true.

Most of the rest of the world runs on 220V, USA = 110
Most of the world uses the same thread on screws etc, USA = their own thread
Most of the world uses metric, USA = Imperial
the USA even invented its own gallon to distiguish itself from the british gallon at the time.
Conservative parties in a lot of countries use Blue as their colour, and liberals use red, in the US it's the other way around.

The list goes on, and this is what makes America special :)

[frankinstine]

yeah, like special ed.

[shreddakj]

haha nah America is awesome, being like top 10 richest countries in the world and stuff.

[windowmaker]

You forgot about fahrenheit.

[shreddakj]

Yeah but the rest of the world is using celcius which isn't a whole lot better, Kelvin FTW.

SI units should be used everywhere... like seriously

[Graber]

RUMUN RULZ!

[*<User Name]

i had no idea who this guy was till a week ago

[Graber]

I didnt know u are until now, crawl back to the shithole u've exit maggot.

[TiVo]

Do you happen to have good dynamic flexibility?

[jiayo-chris]

I didnt know u are until now, crawl back to the shithole u've exit maggot.

Just leave [/Grabers life].

[eXtr3m3]

should i be proud to be a romanian or not? :dead:

[jiayo-chris]

Yes, but only if you kill Graber, whilst he lives he causes romania to fail.

[eXtr3m3]

pwned!...*tryes to kill Graber while he splits* :ogre: ...btw..the peeing on soul thing was pretty funky :tongue:

[jiayo-chris]

Do you live anywhere near him?

[jan]

Again, I understand why Romania isn't exactly wordly reknown. Graber lacks more brain matter than the average rock.

[jiayo-chris]

Again, I understand why Romania isn't exactly wordly reknown. Graber lacks more brain matter than the average rock.

Come on... Lay off the poor rocks.

[jan]

Sorry, I didn't mean to degrade them.

[eXtr3m3]

i actualy don't know where this unsignificand romanian lives...probaby better this way...and the guy with the rock...be carefull rocks have a severe revenge treatment:ogre:

[jiayo-chris]

Find where he lives, hunt him down and film his death. I'm sure TT will reward you.

[eXtr3m3]

Find where he lives, hunt him down and film his death. I'm sure TT will reward you.

ROFL =))

[jan]

Yeah. I'd give you AT LEAST a fresh, big avatar.

[eXtr3m3]

Yeah. I'd give you AT LEAST a fresh, big avatar.


it's a crime not to have a avatar?

[jan]

Not really, but I'd grant you a big avatar you normally wouldn't get. All for smiting that idiot, haha.

[eXtr3m3]

sounds tempting:smile:

[frozenpeon]

sounds tempting:smile:

Be careful, that guy knows how to kick!!!...his own head
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4374/bscap0000ml5.jpg

[eXtr3m3]

Be careful, that guy knows how to kick!!!
http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4374/bscap0000ml5.jpg

i have a baseball bat...that should help alot...

[Cicero]

should i be proud to be a romanian or not? :dead:

I'm romanian and I don't care. It's the TT forum man, fuck it. Just laugh at Garber, that's the important thing.

[eXtr3m3]

I'm romanian and I don't care. It's the TT forum man, fuck it. Just laugh at Garber, that's the important thing.

that's the problem with all of us romanians...we don't care :dead:...never!

[Cicero]

Well, I would care if it was something important... but for fuck's sake, it's just Garber. Plus he's pretty funny, and I think he's doing it on purpose.

[eXtr3m3]

i guess you might be right...maybe he's just abusing the right of beeing stupid:eh:

[Cicero]

Btw, if you wanna start tricking, get in touch with PkDevil on the forum. He lives in Bucharest.

[eXtr3m3]

Btw, if you wanna start tricking, get in touch with PkDevil on the forum. He lives in Bucharest.

i live at about 650kilometers from bucharest :dead:

and i don't really trick i'm just trying to build a nice body

[Cicero]

i live at about 650kilometers from bucharest :dead:

and i don't really trick i'm just trying to build a nice body

Ok, I wish you the best of luck.

[eXtr3m3]

thanks alot and same to you...


ps: it's not that i don't want to trick it's just that i live in an apartment and i don't have where because my city is so small and i haven't yet found any friends in my city who are willing to try this awsome sport...:eh:

[short gorilla]

HEY GUYS. GRABER IS SERIOUS BUSINESS.

[Graber]

LoooooL i guess somebody talked alot in here, stop picking on my cock joyboyz.

[Graber]

i actualy don't know where this unsignificand romanian lives...probaby better this way...and the guy with the rock...be carefull rocks have a severe revenge treatment:ogre:


Ce pula mea mai baietel,ce poti tu sa faci in stretching ca sa zici de mine ce flexibilitate ai tu mai scandura ai aparut si tu aici ai sa dispari repede.
VIOLA-TE-AR ANIMALELE PADURII!!
CACATEAI CU PULE!!!

[eXtr3m3]

Ce pula mea mai baietel,ce poti tu sa faci in stretching ca sa zici de mine ce flexibilitate ai tu mai scandura ai aparut si tu aici ai sa dispari repede.
VIOLA-TE-AR ANIMALELE PADURII!!
CACATEAI CU PULE!!!

vorbe mari...si apropo nu se vede ca ai chiar 19 ani :tongue:...scandura?...lol uitate in oglinda si ai sa vezi o scandura...habar nu ai cum arat...nu cred ca te-ar tine una parte-n parte...cu tot cu spagatu tau:wink:

[Graber]

Si cum arati mai superman? Unde stai tu mai taranoiule acolo mulgi porci si iti creste muschi pe cur?

[eXtr3m3]

timisoara tataie...si daca in semnatura zice incepator in bodybuilding nu inseamna ca is un bat...matale unde stai caci vad ca te crezi mare boss:tongue:

[Graber]

Eu stau chiar in spatele tau vezi ca te intep.LOL

[eXtr3m3]

Eu stau chiar in spatele tau vezi ca te intep.LOL

:Pserios acuma fara dume din tm esti?

[Graber]

Eu sunt din pizda, sar din copac direct in pizda.

[eXtr3m3]

nasol ca ti-e frica sa zici de unde esti =))...dar ata ete...tu acuma continua sa amuzi forumu asta...ca te descurci relativ bine...ca un fel de clown doar ca nu esti platit.god bless you and all that :dead:...

ps:am sa imi fac o poza asa doar asa ca sa nu zici ca mori prost :wicked:

[Graber]

Mai ia dute in pula mea de aici sugeamiai pula bulangiule tuti pe mata in cur.

[eXtr3m3]

Mai ia dute in pula mea de aici sugeamiai pula bulangiule tuti pe mata in cur.

daca e pana acolo stiu cum arati daca chiar o sa te vad vrodata...ce o sa te rasucesti tu la mata plangand...:juji:

[Graber]

TE FUT IN CUR! POPONARULE PEDERASTULE.

[eXtr3m3]

a 19year old looser afraid of a 16year boy...there you have it fox...a true faggot...



ps:mie scarba de persoana ta...ma dezgusti!

[Graber]

Lol thats funny u faggot u are a kid fucking loser! If i will ever see u on the street I will kick your face and it will hurt.

PS: VIOLATEAR ANIMALELE PADURII! TARFOOOO!

[shengoikee]

PIPIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eXtr3m3]

Lol thats funny u faggot u are a kid fucking loser! If i will ever see u on the street I will kick your face and it will hurt.

PS: VIOLATEAR ANIMALELE PADURII! TARFOOOO!

rofl!!then tell me oh mighty one where do you live...so we can see if you really sustain what you say!:wicked:


ps:yourefullofshityoupatheticwasteofskin!

[Cicero]

*Brings popcorn

[Graber]

LOl this shit is funny i wonder whats next i read those lines and i am getting amuzed.

Mai cacatule tu esti un copil taci in pizda matii din gura fututi pe mata.

[Augenatic]

FAGGOT BATTLE!!!11

[eXtr3m3]

LOl this shit is funny i wonder whats next i read those lines and i am getting amuzed.

Mai cacatule tu esti un copil taci in pizda matii din gura fututi pe mata.

you back off with the insults and i might not hurt you that much...anyway i'm done in this thread see ya on the street...i might be a boy but i can still pwn you in the face...

[shengoikee]

you back off with the insults and i might not hurt you that much...anyway i'm done in this thread see ya on the street...i might be a boy but i can still pwn you in the face...

hahahahaha! shove it up your cunt you fucking retard :good:

[Cicero]

*Breaks a bottle and hits Shengoikee on the head!


YEEEES LETS FIGHT!

[frozenpeon]

PIPIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hopa hopa ouuuuuuuu yoooooooy

[shreddakj]

man, wtf happened in two pages of them speaking romanian? they just all of a sudden hated each other.
Graber is cool man, he's a true comedian and can do the splits man.

[cepopeye]

LoooooL i guess somebody talked alot in here, stop picking on my cock joyboyz.

hahaha SOLID GOLD!

[jiayo-chris]

Graber is a dwarf.

[frankinstine]

i think he only has dwarf legs. lol.

[shengoikee]

hahaha SOLID GOLD!

i only just noticed that one HAHAHAHHAHA

[tuareg]

Im getting to the point where i dont even understand what he's saying. Wich makes it even more hilarious.

[Surge]

Im getting to the point where i dont even understand what he's saying. Wich makes it even more hilarious.
Hahahaha

[Yuri]

Mai cacatule tu esti un copil taci in pizda matii din gura fututi pe mata.

haha, my Romanian is a bit rusty, but I do understand pizda and mat'

[Surge]

my Romanian is a bit rusty
LOLZ

[Graber]

LoL...

[shreddakj]

LoL...

Graber, what happened in those two pages of talking in romanian?

[Graber]

In those 2 pages I sweared that kid I got angry because he said about me in a post that insemnificant romanian, if i am insemnificant what else romanian who has decent flexibility is semnificant on this forum.

[Surge]

Graber can you take a picture of you doing a split and have a piece of paper with "Surge" written on it for me?

[Graber]

Graber can you take a picture of you doing a split and have a piece of paper with "Surge" written on it for me?

Hmmm i can do a split anytime but whats the point of "surge"?

[Augenatic]

Plus comme you can't do the splits at all lololol

[Graber]

Hmm this is going to be stupid I think but here is is

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9378/surgesplitzh3.jpg.

[Skilzat85X]

Ahahahahahah!

[Skippy]

LOL surge, put it on photoshop surge and increase the brightness on it, and then treasure it forever :]

Graber can you do another a bit closer to the camera with the word 'Skippy' on it so I can have it as my avatar =]

[lastmanstanding]

Graber can make a business out of this. 6 ruples or shekels or whatever per pic.

[*<User Name]

FUck man, i nearly chocked on a twix when i saw that 'Surge' picture.


Can i have one with User Name on it?

[frankinstine]

can i have one that says "im a romanian midget with tourettes" on it?

[shreddakj]

Man that is the best pic ever! I can't explain how happy I was when I saw that lol

[Raven]

LOl this shit is funny i wonder whats next i read those lines and i am getting amuzed.

Mai cacatule tu esti un copil taci in pizda matii din gura fututi pe mata.


Mai Graber, Unde in Romania trăiesti? Scusa ma, nu stiu cum sa scriu in Romaneste forte bine.

[Ernest]

Is Graber taking requests lol? Haha, he's like our own celebrity.

[AndyLeTerrible]

FUck man, i nearly chocked on a twix when i saw that 'Surge' picture.


Can i have one with User Name on it?every regular member should have one haha

[*<User Name]

Yeah defiantly, i want it as my avatar.


Fake edit: No, mien's already too pretty

[jan]

Haha, defiantly.

[Skilzat85X]

Haha, defiantly.

definitely? :wink:

[*<User Name]

*giggle*