Manuel Uribe of Monterray, Mexico

[Ashtar]

I saw this guy in a documentary on TV. He has invented a lot of bodyweight exercises so that he can burn fat without even leaving his bed. He loads his exercises with incredible poundage, in a completely natural way without any external apparati.

He consistantly displays in the show how he has attained full splits. He also has a dance routine. He is married to a hairdresser, and is a hero to all of Mexico, who give him free massages and bathe him. He sells jeans from his bedroom.

You can see a video of him here: Manuel Uribe (http://www.flicklife.com/d80e40d0c4a48954e2ff/World_s_Heaviest_Man_1225_Pounds.html).

[short gorilla]

Wow, that's pretty cool. I'm gonna have to try that. He's gotta be strong as hell.

[Ashtar]

Yes I know, and I really admire the relationship he has with his nurse who bathes him. An old man, who washes everywhere.

[cepopeye]

hahahahaha the massage therapists. shit!

[Ashtar]

Apparently they were making some progress with his backed-up lymphatic system but then it hardened and could not be massaged. They never said why, was it that they were too weak or that it was too painful to him?

Fucking Zone diet.