pulling drunk girls while tricking when drunk

[JiayoJames]

it was well funny right we were walking home to andys after me and andy had a bottle of vodka but chris didn't because he's a gay with anneke and there were these three girls coming out of the pub right so andy said hi and then like I hugged one of them and stuff and then I was like watch this and landed and aeirl +m gainer flash and then theuy were like OMG and I was so in there but chris was weird because he wans't up for it and wwas like I think hescared or something 's a virgin so anyway yeah andy did an aerial but then we went back to andy's instead of walking with them more so yeah what are your wexperiences of pulling chicks with tricks while drunk?

Edit: Death I have thrown up like ten times since writing this and yes they were proper mingers haha I don't even remember typing half this stuff. also lol @ this thread.... south coast drama ftw.

[jamesp]

i think you need to drink less

[JiayoJames]

you are a cunt mate

[jiayo-chris]

They were probably the most ugly girls i have seen in my life, they most likely had a penis. And WTF are you on i told you to go get them because i wanted to laugh at you pulling a man.

now please die.

[jamesp]

haha i can imagine the fugliness of girls that go for a night out in fareham

[jiayo-chris]

Seriously i have never seen anything like it...

Why's James acting like a cunt? Did he get analy raped by the guygirl things?

[AndyD11]

jamesp is blatantly a virgin /gay

[jamesp]

jamesp is blatantly a virgin /gay

HAHA yeah blantantly, i must be if i dont want to shag girls from fareham. lets not go there shall we andy...

[jiayo-chris]

Andy you are hung like a shrew...

[AndyD11]

i know its awesome....... i likle shemales

[jiayo-chris]

You must also like failing at life.

[Andy R]

i tried a drunken aerial one time. death. but that was the first time i ever drank and i have never been so shitted since

[AndyD11]

im surprised i landed it :|

[jamesp]

i know its awesome....... i likle shemales

like robyn lolololol

[jiayo-chris]

like robyn lolololol

Thats pushing the boundry from shemale to male ...

[AndyD11]

hahaha and like matt harman huh roast?

[jamesp]

hahaha and like matt harman huh roast?

haha fantastic, i love how that post makes sense

[jiayo-chris]

Hes being a retard.

[AndyD11]

why are you being such a cock? since when does this thread concern my ex?

[jamesp]

since you and james got drunk and started getting lairy. i love how this thread is going to get deleted soon

[AndyD11]

that doesn't mean you can be an arsehole

[jiayo-chris]

Yes but untill then we can continue getting revenge for their cunt like behaviour.

[AndyD11]

wtf that makes no sense

[jiayo-chris]

It was in reply to james's post about the thread getting deleted soon.

[jamesp]

i think you and james need to go to bed andy and not post stuff on teh internetz when your drunk, that would be the best plan

[AndyD11]

i think u should not sink low enough and use what little intellectual ability you have to not use insults that include my ex

[jiayo-chris]

To be fair, you sunk to the level to when you used james best mate.

[jamesp]

to be fair andy you and james got lairy first, calling me a cunt and a virgin/gay. i just used insults that i deemed were suitable for you and your druken state

[Dragonic MiKe]

:eh:

(directed at entire thread)

[JiayoJames]

hahaha I think this thread needs to die now.

[kinetic]

WTF is lairy. haha i wish i knew all these terms.

[Zeff]

but then we went back to andy's instead of walking with them more so yeah

Fail, shut up.

[Marodi]

:eh:

(directed at entire thread)
...Pretty much.

[Skilzat85X]

This is gay.