"OMG teach me!"

[Tamonten]

What phrases that non-tricksters say that really make your blood boil?

I CANNOT stand it when a non-trickster says/comments this. It's just so rude and in your face, it's like they're saying, 'I like this shit and you will teach me immediately. There is no point in me being polite about the situation, you must do it now. Ignorant bastards!

[Skilzat85X]

This reminds me of the whole "OMGz downloadable now plz!" debate.

[NinjaMuffin]

one of the most common ones directed at me is
"do a backflip"
ah yes, ok total stranger i'll just backflip for no reason for you since it is obviously required of me or i will die.

[*L-V*]

one of the most common ones directed at me is
"do a backflip"
ah yes, ok total stranger i'll just backflip for no reason for you since it is obviously required of me or i will die.

The famous "You can do a backflip!!!! DO IT!!! IT'S AWESOME" really pissed me.

Specially when they just saw me doing a huge trick like hyperhook or sideswipe.

Backflip is the only trick people like and it's the most boring...

[NinjaMuffin]

indeed. i do kl tricking shit and they go wtf is taht shut up and backflip!

[kinetic]

I almost backflipped today in physics because of this. My teacher didn't want to get in trouble if i fell though haha.

[A_Wilhelm]

one of the most common ones directed at me is
"do a backflip"
ah yes, ok total stranger i'll just backflip for no reason for you since it is obviously required of me or i will die.

:music:

Die, die, die my darling
Dont utter a single word
Die, die, die my darling
Just shut your pretty eyes
Ill be seeing you again
Yeah, Ill be seeing you, in hell :music:


and yeah, some people are pretty annoying. Me disturbing this thread with a song is a good example for it.

On the other hand, it's not a big problem. If someone wants you to each him, just tell him to try a backflip for instance. He will probably be frightened or crash. Either way he will leave you alone.

For the "do a Backflip" part I think, that in most cases this doesn't occur when you're tricking, because you're flipping anyway. And even if, it wouldn't be that much of a problem to either do it, or tell him not to bug you.

You probably shouldn't care that much.

[rwm]

"That doesn't look that hard!"

"SHOWOFF!"

"Do you do gymnastics?"

"hey man, nice capoeira"




Those are a few i regularly hear that i hate.
And for the record, no i am not a gymnast or capoeirista.

[jmsdg7]

Specially when they just saw me doing a huge trick like hyperhook or sideswipe.
...

personally(this is my opinion) i think sideswipes arent really that much harder than a backflip, for me aerials were a bitch but once i got them i landed an aerial switch(sideswipe)in the first couple tries,

but i guess that anyone who can do something is going to think its easier than something they cant do

when people come up to me and ask me to do a backflip or to teach it to them i take it as a sign that they agree that im cooler than them because of it and would rank higher than them in the monarchial system so just turn to them and say fuck you you insignificant peasant:juji:

[NinjaMuffin]

oh god! i rememberd the worst one ever!!!! :ogre:
i did a random bkick during a session and like the 5 yr old girls that lived round me says i did ballet for like the nextmonth! :ogre:

[A_Wilhelm]

oh god! i rememberd the worst one ever!!!! :ogre:
i did a random bkick during a session and like the 5 yr old girls that lived round me says i did ballet for like the nextmonth! :ogre:


That's actually pretty cute.

[NinjaMuffin]

no its horrible! i was doing lethal kicks and shit after it but they still dared call me a ballerina :ogre:
NOT WANT!

[FeRoXX]

"That doesn't look that hard!"

"SHOWOFF!"

"Do you do gymnastics?"

"hey man, nice capoeira"




Those are a few i regularly hear that i hate.
And for the record, no i am not a gymnast or capoeirista.

People saying " Oh you do Capoeira " are pissing me off.... I mean nothing against capoeira, but tricking IS NOT capoeira...:ogre:

[Skilzat85X]

"Rarrrr I can't stand those people who are impressed by me, it's so irritating! Screw them, naturally i expect them to know as much about tricking as me and know whats cool and whats not, and what it is. screw those faggots being impressed by my showy acrobatic maneuvers, I just can't stand them!"

[ryantrickz]

I actually enjoy most of the responses I get for tricking. Them being impressed and asking to see something is just a sign of them interested. The only response that bugs me is the whole "That's cool I guess, but it would never work in real fight" comment. Its like they expect me to actually try fighting like that. Then you try to explain its not really for fighting and get the whole "Yeah, so I could pwn you in a real fight" attitudes (which are probably true).

[A_Wilhelm]

People saying " Oh you do Capoeira " are pissing me off.... I mean nothing against capoeira, but tricking IS NOT capoeira...:ogre:


I know what you mean, but it wont stop, because there will always be another person who thinks you're doing capoeira and wants to talk with you about how awesome it is, that he knows, that you're doing capoeira.

So I think the best thing is just to ignore them in your head, and keep doing what you're doing, but give them the impression, that you're still listening to them, even though you're not actively parttaking in the conversation. They will stop sooner or later, and you will forget, that they were even there.

[A_Wilhelm]

The only response that bugs me is the whole "That's cool I guess, but it would never work in real fight" comment. Its like they expect me to actually try fighting like that. Then you try to explain its not really for fighting and get the whole "Yeah, so I could pwn you in a real fight" attitudes (which are probably true).

You should punch them in the face, before they do it.

[TKD_Andy]

"sessharama?"

cue country accent "hello there sexy" *does double leg* "woooooooooooo!"

"i used to do that but i dont coz i hurt myself"

"i used to do boxing like that"

etc etc

[Mr.Parafuso]

I hate it when women get instantly wet from my awesome tricks and when they ask me to do them I mean come on! I'm not a peice of fucking meat, not anyone can just come up to me and say "OMFG! You are so hott, lets have sex!...If you do another backflip I might orgasm!" God! Those people piss me off

[A_Wilhelm]

I hate it when women get instantly wet from my awesome tricks and when they ask me to do them I mean come on! I'm not a peice of fucking meat, not anyone can just come up to me and say "OMFG! You are so hott, lets have sex!...If you do another backflip I might orgasm!" God! Those people piss me off

best reply so far :wink:

[Kou]

lol I think some people here are overreacting...the replies I usually get for tricking are positive and reinforcing. But I still occasionally do get the "won't work in a real fight" comment or "omg backflip again plz" lol

I don't mind backflipping when they ask it from me, but disappointing when my 540s and pop720s don't get nearly the same reaction out of them.

[Raje]

Its always the backflip :/ whats the obsession with it

[Kou]

Easiest move to pull off but scariest to initially learn. How many times did you bend your knees, breathe, and swing your arms before you tried your first backflip on the ground? Exactly, to non-trickers, if you backflip, you're an hero.

[Raje]

Yeah I guess so, it was fairly scary the first time learning it, its definitlely over rated though...

[Kou]

No argument there.

[Mr.Parafuso]

Easiest move to pull off but scariest to initially learn. How many times did you bend your knees, breathe, and swing your arms before you tried your first backflip on the ground? Exactly, to non-trickers, if you backflip, you're A hero.

-fixed-

And I know what you mean about the backflip, but its different with kids under 10...I was tricking at my house and the kids living around there are all under 10 and the kids see me everyday do stuff like backflips, cartfulls, sideswips and stuff and they come up to me and say "can you do a handstand?" or "can you do a cartwheel"...I try to be nice and say yes and then demonstrate but meanwhile I'm thinking "Yes you dumb fucking kid. What? Were you dropped on your head? If I can do a backflip then I'm pretty sure I can do a handstand." Sometimes I just get annoyed and flash kick them in the face...or get them to lay down so I can have a soft landing for a double leg.

[[J-W]]

I hate it at school how everyone says "Do a backflip!" even in class.. It's so annoying i just wanna kill them!!:ogre:

[Raje]

Haha when I first learned them I freaking loved the attention for the first few weeks when doing them and when people would ask me too... That changed all too quick though

[anerky]

I honestly couldn't care less, so long as they don't try to be demeaning or disrespectful. If they show positive interest I'm not going to be upset

[rwm]

I still love the attention haha, however i do agree with the backflip overrules every other trick in the eyes of non trickers.

I hate gymnasts who think tricking style is messy and unorthodox just because we are not clones and don't land everything symmetrical or wear nice tight leotards that expose out genitalia to the world.
FUCK THEM
FUCK THEM IN THE ASS!

[Mr.Parafuso]

I hate when I'm tricking in the gym and I check out some gymnasts they turn out to be 12 year old girls:(...But I do agree with what you say, although I can be pretty intimidating so they don't say anything.

[qwerty the asdf]

I almost backflipped today in physics because of this. My teacher didn't want to get in trouble if i fell though haha.

my teacher ASKED me to do a backflip in physics...

haha

[rwm]

I hate when I'm tricking in the gym and I sleep with some gymnasts they turn out to be 12 year old girls:(...But I do agree with what you say, although I can be pretty intimidating so they don't say anything.

Fixed haha.

[waza]

when me and my mate trick at our school people always used to come up and ask for us to do a backflip, no big suprise there. one day a year 7 kid came up and randomly asked "are you gonna be on so you think you can dance?"
also when my friend chucks crazy ass combos at school when he comes back up the first thing someone says is "do a backflip", no please or anything just do it

[kinetic]

my teacher ASKED me to do a backflip in physics...

haha
Hahah!:tongue:

also when my friend chucks crazy ass combos at school when he comes back up the first thing someone says is "do a backflip", no please or anything just do it

When people say that i say "No." and then walk away lol. I hate when people demand you to do tricks(or anything).

[Quackmaster]

my faves are the "dude this kid can backflip" "have you ever landed on your head?" "how did u learn this??" and the classic "hey your the backflip kid"

[loveisalie2]

I'm not really classified as a tricker i guess, haha but whenever i do something that other people can't do, i generally get called a showoff, like I'm at the park and randamo's that walk past just scream "SHOWOFF" it pisses me off
lets see them do anything that i can

[thereid]

I'm usually never annoyed by peoples comments, but one time I tried to teach a few guys to fronthandspring, and they pretty much all tried it once and said they'll never be able to do it, and they quit trying. Their lack of motivation/persistance irked me. But then again, they are only hurting themselves by denying themselves the ability to ever do cool tricks.

EDIT: actually, another one that grinds my gears is "are you french", because americans can't do flips.

[ninjitsian]

Here's mine.

Oh yeah ian(my name) knows how to do some karate type shit. Or any person generalizing martial arts as karate grinds my gears. "Ian show me your karate!" means penalty by death

[Andy R]

I almost backflipped today in physics because of this. My teacher didn't want to get in trouble if i fell though haha.

hahah same with me today too. but i was in art class

[sk8erdude72294]

when people come up to me and ask me to do a backflip or to teach it to them i take it as a sign that they agree that im cooler than them because of it and would rank higher than them in the monarchial system so just turn to them and say fuck you you insignificant peasant:juji:


Complete lawlz.

[sk8erdude72294]

And mr. parafuso's responses have completely won this topic.

[rwm]

my faves are the "dude this kid can backflip" "have you ever landed on your head?" "how did u learn this??" and the classic "hey your the backflip kid"

Haha i totally relate!
And sk8erdude you look like a dick in your avatar. kthnxbye

[sk8erdude72294]

And sk8erdude you look like a dick in your avatar. kthnxbye

Photoshop moonface now

[Tamonten]

Contradicting the "Do a backflip" fascination, I was just doing some basics with a school trip near by and amongst the pop7s and 540s etc, I got massive cheers from a 360 =\

[remthetreme]

probably your cleaness trick.... but I don't know!?

do you trick like mufu?

[AndyD11]

"do you do parkour"
is that free running"
"do a backflip"

FUCK OFF

[AndyD11]

I hate when I'm tricking in the gym and I check out some gymnasts they turn out to be 12 year old girls:(...But I do agree with what you say, although I can be pretty intimidating so they don't say anything.
haha ican relate

[mchitti]

What phrases that non-tricksters say that really make your blood boil?

I CANNOT stand it when a non-trickster says/comments this. It's just so rude and in your face, it's like they're saying, 'I like this shit and you will teach me immediately. There is no point in me being polite about the situation, you must do it now. Ignorant bastards!

I always thought of it as a compliment, I love teaching people tricks.

[NinjaMuffin]

lolol i did a backflip in art once. half the class wanted to record it on their phone...
and then my teacher aksed me to do it in music haha.
good time, good times.
and thene everyone says omg how do you do taht show me....
"uhhhh, well you just kind of jump up tuck, rotate and land...pretty much" :\

[mchitti]

lolol i did a backflip in art once. half the class wanted to record it on their phone...
and then my teacher aksed me to do it in music haha.
good time, good times.
and thene everyone says omg how do you do taht show me....
"uhhhh, well you just kind of jump up tuck, rotate and land...pretty much" :\

you should tell them that only like 1 in 100 people are capable and they are EXTREMELY hard to learn for more appreciation.

[NinjaMuffin]

nah ppl just think ur a prick then

[MattH]

Yeah this guy kept asking me and my cousin to do backflips. "If you do a backflip off that wall ill give you the rest of my slushy". SO ANNOYING...

[NoMore]

the only thing i get for my b-kicks is "WTF are you some gay daner?" or "Why are you doing capoeira in a TKD studio" (i train after my TKD class, i have the studio keys)
only once my friend told me (after seeing some tricks) "you are lame, exsept that one thing that looks like you are flying for a sec" (b-kick)

[mogwai]

OMG teach me!
Dude, even Anis ask me this question rapidly:tongue:

[Artis]

In my school people seperates in three parts: one who always says - hey do a salto please(thats anoying), second who says your tricks are gay (even more annoying) and the third (only one guy as far as i know) who asks me to do 540 and then he tells me "if only you could kick someone in face with this he would instantly be knocked out" but he's always impressed about anything i do and shows respect :smile:

[Nielso]

My favorite: i tried a c720twist into a sandpit and landed on my hands and feet. Some girls were just riding by and laughed and screamed: what a mongoloid!

[shengoikee]

i dislike the fact that the mortals think they can just waltz up to us and say what the hell they want

[mogwai]

i dislike the fact that the mortals think they can just waltz up to us and say what the hell they want
*fuckings true*

[mitcharr]

My multimedia teacher asked me to do a backflip in my project lol.




Also
I was at a school fete and i did a backflip, then this guy came up to me and asked me if i could do 540's or btwists.

Then he asked me if I use a forum with some guy named jujimu or something lol.

Turns out he visits here reguarly.

[mogwai]

My multimedia teacher asked me to do a backflip in my project lol.

Also i am know as the kid that can backflip.

One guy calls me mr.backflip :\
poor guy:tongue:

[Artis]

haha lol .... one girl from my class called me Mr. Salto haha same stupid people everywhere :tongue:

[Royal_Blue_Elite]

"Do it again..."

One my friend used to here quite often when he did any flip at school. He just did 5 in a row, and people just have to see the front flip or back flip one more time. XD

The reactions of people initially are fun though. I did a front flip off of a table at my local park and I here little kids like "WOW!"

[nightak]

"do you do parkour"
is that free running"
"do a backflip"

FUCK OFF

soo true, I hate those. I could always kill people saying this :dead:

[Tamonten]

Dude, even Anis ask me this question rapidly:tongue:
It's mainly when it's posted on the internet though :eh:

I do enjoy teaching tricking to people who are genuinely interested, but most of them are just cocks trying to show off to their friends for a stupid laugh.

[Mr.Parafuso]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr.Parafuso
I hate when I'm tricking in the gym and I sleep with some gymnasts they turn out to be 12 year old girls:(...But I do agree with what you say, although I can be pretty intimidating so they don't say anything.

Fixed haha.

Sorry for the late response I work:P...ahem, ahahaha! I was hoping someone would do that!

[bobcheese]

Why would you guys not like the attention lol? Some questions I admit piss me off a lot but attention is good :)

[LukeTheNuke]

"Do you do gymnastics?" ..."No, it's called tricking"..."That's gay, but do a backflip!"

"Do you do Karate?" ..."Yeah".."Sweet what school? i wanna go there and learn flips!"

"Do a backflip!"..."Nah dude Im wicked sore"..."From what?"..."Doing flips"..."Yeah right it's not that much of a work-out, now do a backflip!"

[Ewasiuk]

Idiot: "Hey that guy does karate!"
Idiot #2: "Omg do a backflip and teach me pleeeaaazzz!"
Idiot #3: "Be careful before he does some crazy flips and kill you"

You: *Throws a btwist round on Idiot #1, swing through and flash kick Idiot #2, step through and snapuswipe Idiot #3*

[thereid]

Last Tuesday we were taking a test in algebra, and this guy whispers to me "hey reid, fuckin' do a backflip off that table, then sideflip over the teacher, then frontflip out the door lololololzz". Then I asked the teacher if I can switch seats permantly.

[funaki4]

Okay, so I hate how people think doing flips off ledges is harder than doing them on the floor.

I'm okay with the whole "Do a backflip please" response, because I just wanna show them some of my skill.

But the thing that pisses me off is afterwards, they go like "NOW DO IT OFF THAT 5 FT. LEDGE!"

And when I refuse, they say I suck and walk away.

It was freaking raining one time and I managed to land an Aerial pretty solidly and then this kid just came up and told me to do it off a table..

[Flowers]

1:41... lol that was my own brother too
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4384454022961476448

[aznctryboi87]

1:41... lol that was my own brother too
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4384454022961476448

DUDE! Where'd you go to get to play DDR on your comp?

[Flowers]

www.flashflashrevolution.com

[mitcharr]

flashflashrevolution.com

whoops same time

[Kou]

Stepmania or Stepmania Online for me

[VerdinxJon]

People saying " Oh you do Capoeira " are pissing me off.... I mean nothing against capoeira, but tricking IS NOT capoeira...:ogre:

god damn! I fucking hate that to, and its such an ignorent comment.

[Mr.Parafuso]

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Last Tuesday we were taking a test in algebra, and this guy whispers to me "hey reid, fuckin' do a backflip off that table, then sideflip over the teacher, then frontflip out the door lololololzz". Then I asked the teacher if I can switch seats permantly.

*laughs out loud*

My friend George is always like "Do a 540 double to a backflip and then into an egg scrambler!" Kind've annoying, but he's cool.

[Urahara]

last saturday i asked Hans Wikkeling if he could do a backflip, he said we get to that after we finished drilling front rolls, true story

[TomTheTrickster]

Whenever I do anything where people can see me they're like, "That's easy, who can't do that?"
Me: Let's see you do it then!
"No, I wouldn't want to embarrass you"
Me: No, I insist. I want to see if I could learn from you.
*They jump up and spin around like a fucking fag and usually fall on their face*
Me: Yep, I learned something.
"What?"
Me: You're even more of a dumb ass than I thought.

And this what happens just about whenever I do anything impressive, adjusted to the situation. Like wall-running, etc.

[Emotional]

Umm.. People who do shit like "Heyz I can do that!"


And they fucking roll on the ground stand up and be like "what"


...

Or they jump and spin looking over there shoulder, I can't explain but it looks so stupid.

[PINOY]

i think the most annoying was when i was tricking in the park
and i did a 540 and this fat old guy yelled out "wtf, are you trying out for the effing dance team or something?!"


then i flash kicked him in the face and he shut up :wicked:

[saunders]

What phrases that non-tricksters say that really make your blood boil?

I CANNOT stand it when a non-trickster says/comments this. It's just so rude and in your face, it's like they're saying, 'I like this shit and you will teach me immediately. There is no point in me being polite about the situation, you must do it now. Ignorant bastards!

i feel honored when people ask me to teach them, i usually try to teach them a thing or two like tidos and stuff.

i don't like it when people watching me from hundreds of meters away and yelling "do that again, do a backflip". it sounds so demanding. i mean i don't have a problem giving a little performance like that but people should at least have the decency to walk up to me. it's not like i would kick them in the face or anything :eh:

[TomTheTrickster]

Unlike most people here, according to their responses...

[Quackmaster]

i think the most annoying was when i was tricking in the park
and i did a 540 and this fat old guy yelled out "wtf, are you trying out for the effing dance team or something?!"


then i flash kicked him in the face and he shut up :wicked:

i flash kick old men:wicked:

[n3m3s1s]

Yesterday I tricked in front of some kids.

Me: *does btwist*
Kids: can you do a backflip?
Me: no *does btwist again*
kids: can you frontflip?
Me:no
Kids: can you do a handstand?
Me:no

Then the kids walk away, and I did a backflip :D

[TomTheTrickster]

Yesterday I tricked in front of some kids.

Me: *does btwist*
Kids: can you do a backflip?
Me: no *does btwist again*
kids: can you frontflip?
Me:no
Kids: can you do a handstand?
Me:no

Then the kids walk away, and I did a backflip :D

Hahahaha. Possibly the greatest thing in the thread. Except for Mr. Parafuso's.