View Full Version : I asked God for a trickster neighbor....
ryantrickz
May-26-08, 05:24 PM
Wow, if there is a God, he is a funny guy. My neighbors were moving so I asked for a trickster to move next door. So a guy moves in and I talk to him and find out he does both gymnastics and martial arts!!!!! Yes!
Accept not quite. The guy is a six year old kid. Proof God has a sense of humor. Either let this spur discussion or die, just something I thought I'd share.
I've been asking God for a hot, nude, female neighbor almost my entire life. I've yet to get my wish so I just stopped wishing and believing! Maybe I was aiming too high.
A tricking neighbor would be nice. Hell, ANYONE that can trick in my town would be nice. >_>
LukeTheNuke
May-26-08, 05:28 PM
Hahaha, that's pretty sweet. Take him as your protogé and teach him the ways of tricking. Perhaps he possesses unknown talent and ability that you will nurture and he will become the next world's best. have fun!
MAYBE YOU WILL GET A HOT NUDE FEMALE TRICKSTER NEIGHBOR
or a 50 year old pedophile with a burly beard and chest hair who watches you through his blinds every time you leave the house
ryantrickz
May-26-08, 05:29 PM
Hahaha, that's pretty sweet. Take him as your protogé and teach him the ways of tricking. Perhaps he possesses unknown talent and ability that you will nurture and he will become the next world's best. have fun!
Lol, that thought crossed my mind until I realized I suck at tricks. =P
LukeTheNuke
May-26-08, 05:33 PM
Lol, that thought crossed my mind until I realized I suck at tricks. =P
But then this could be motivation to get you to be kick-ass at tricks, then pass it on to the little-man next door.
MAYBE YOU WILL GET A HOT NUDE FEMALE TRICKSTER NEIGHBOR
or a 50 year old pedophile with a burly beard and chest hair who watches you through his blinds every time you leave the house
Either works fine for me.
Wait, NO! Bad! >:(
Flowers
May-26-08, 06:06 PM
Every new school year I wish for a misunderstood secretively hot badass to move to my school
Skippy
May-26-08, 07:27 PM
Every new school year I wish for a misunderstood secretively hot badass to move to my school
Hahaha, I think we all wish for that everyday
HappyDragon
May-27-08, 12:23 AM
Rule Number 56 of Tricking. YOU ARE GOD
Adam Ross
May-27-08, 02:52 AM
I used to dream that.
It never happened but University, OH THE POSSIBILITIES!!!
MAYBE YOU WILL GET A HOT NUDE FEMALE TRICKSTER NEIGHBOR
or a 50 year old pedophile with a burly beard and chest hair who watches you through his blinds every time you leave the house
I LOLed
Tossman
May-27-08, 06:00 AM
Scott sounds like he speaks from experience.
I do not, my neighbors are all pretty normal people. I used to have the hot neighbor, but she moved away many years ago.
And she didn't trick, before you ask.
Mr.Parafuso
May-27-08, 09:33 AM
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I've been asking God for a hot, nude, female neighbor almost my entire life. I've yet to get my wish so I just stopped wishing and believing! Maybe I was aiming too high.
A tricking neighbor would be nice. Hell, ANYONE that can trick in my town would be nice. >_>
maybe you'll get a hot nude 6 year old female
Adam Ross
May-27-08, 10:55 AM
I do not, my neighbors are all pretty normal people. I used to have the hot neighbor, but she moved away many years ago.
And she didn't trick, before you ask.
For all you know, she could be tricking now, if you know what i mean :wink:
:wicked::wicked::wicked:
No, we're still in touch haha.
kamikaze!
May-28-08, 02:18 AM
Every new school year I wish for a misunderstood secretively hot badass to move to my school
sry, but can someone explain this to me please?
Why would you wish for a hot badass to move to your school? :agony:
sry, but can someone explain this to me please?
Why would you wish for a hot badass to move to your school? :agony:
There's a rumor going around, he's gay....:eh:
HIS NAME IS FLOWERS! What more do you need?
lol I sometimes have kids (neighbors or cousins) come outside with me and I teach them to cartwheel and spot them from backflips
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDqj3gU1h0M
ShuFFs
May-28-08, 01:10 PM
Wow, if there is a God, he is a funny guy. My neighbors were moving so I asked for a trickster to move next door. So a guy moves in and I talk to him and find out he does both gymnastics and martial arts!!!!! Yes!
Accept not quite. The guy is a six year old kid. Proof God has a sense of humor. Either let this spur discussion or die, just something I thought I'd share.
you see, this is proof that there is no god.
you should've gone with Joe Pesci. :smile:
[george carlin reference, if any of you are in the dark]
Ewasiuk
May-28-08, 01:16 PM
Hahaha, that's pretty sweet. Take him as your protogé and teach him the ways of tricking. Perhaps he possesses unknown talent and ability that you will nurture and he will become the next world's best. have fun!
"I don't want to lose him like the way I lost vader to the dark side of the force"
kamikaze!
Jun-05-08, 01:14 PM
There's a rumor going around, he's gay....:eh:
dear god :agony:
Quackmaster
Jun-05-08, 01:19 PM
"I don't want to lose him like the way I lost vader to the dark side of the force"
LOL so true but you should still teach him the ways of the force make him your PADWAN
Adam Ross
Jun-05-08, 05:59 PM
HIS NAME IS FLOWERS! What more do you need?
lol I sometimes have kids (neighbors or cousins) come outside with me and I teach them to cartwheel and spot them from backflips
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GDqj3gU1h0M
Towels is a man.
Towels likes woman, because he is a man.
Never forget this.
Adam Ross
Jun-05-08, 06:00 PM
also. IF YOUR GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
Quackmaster
Jun-05-08, 06:15 PM
also. IF YOUR GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, YOU FIND A NEW GOD!
LOl'd good motto to live by im gonna say that to my religion teacher ( man catholic high school)
BboyAgua
Jun-06-08, 09:05 AM
MAYBE YOU WILL GET A HOT NUDE FEMALE TRICKSTER NEIGHBOR
or a 50 year old pedophile with a burly beard and chest hair who watches you through his blinds every time you leave the house
PWEASE SANTA!
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