How many of you actually follow a Juji diet?

[VietMan04]

cuz at first glance it looks really hard to maintain(or takes discipline at least).

[Lord Nirmal]

It is hard to maintain, so I only follow it for like every meal except dinner... it sounds like i have a cheat meal everyday but its usually healthy and im not gonna take apart what my mom cooks and weight it for calories... plus I want to eat it not disect it. Maybe if I was more independent and disciplined I would... but that can be put of till tommorow.

[linkrjh]

What's the Juji diet?

[k-slash]

Whats juji?

[compleks]

The Juji diet consists of performance enhancing drugs, energy drinks and small children.

[Lord Nirmal]

WTF Compleks this is serious, how can you joke around like that and forget Juji eats out underage wimmin' 6 days a week. I'm not sure what kind of nutrients come from there, but I know once a month he's gonna need some mouthwash.

[daviddalo]

fuck diet haha

[shengoikee]

EEEEEEEEEEEUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! !!



i eat healthy if that's what you mean

[Lobo]

It would be a piece of piss if someone just prepared all the food for you and all you had to do what shovel it into your face eight times a day or whatever.

[ButtHash Hero]

What the fuck is juji's diet

[Patrik]

What do you mean by 'juji-diet'? Please explain.

[Kitosho]

Rigid, borderline neurotic organization and planning is the hallmark of Juji's diet

[VietMan04]

What the fuck is juji's diet
read the "Nutrition" section of TT. Basically, its eat all day with meticulous planning and careful consideration for all the nutrients the body needs. This included frozen sliced banana shakes, every single fruit on earth, eggs, eggplant, and more protein via shakes. This, and small babies.

[Caveman]

Every now and again I might make a food log to check I'm eating what I need to, but unless you're on some super clean cut to get sub 10% bodyfat I can't see it mattering too much.

[glide2]

Jujimufu is a sexy man.

[ButtHash Hero]

I kinda follow close because my mom prepares all sorts of good food. I just don't measure anything out but i eat oatmeal, drink whey shakes, and eat all sorts of fruits. so pretty much i match his diet?

[compleks]

Yes, that's pretty much it.

Oh, don't forget the ephedrine.

[Anima]

WTF Compleks this is serious, how can you joke around like that and forget Juji eats out underage wimmin' 6 days a week. I'm not sure what kind of nutrients come from there, but I know once a month he's gonna need some mouthwash.

...What the fuck.

[Aiden Bloodaxe]

Yes, that's pretty much it.

Oh, don't forget the ephedrine.
I wont.:wink:

[TKD_Andy]

hahahaha... a 'juji' diet.

[k-slash]

dIDN`T YOU KNOW? wITH THE NEW "JUJI DIET", YOU CAN LOSE WEIGHT AND FEEL GREAT!

[Steve]

A Juji diet is just like John Berardi principles applied to a 15 year old's life

[shengoikee]

the steve diet is basically just chocolate mousse

[Steve]

no it's solid chocolate

[shengoikee]

plenty of antioxidants

[Chichi]

You don't need to plan it meticulously, just don't eat lucky bullshit...

[thereid]

You don't need to plan it meticulously, just don't eat lucky bullshit...
lucky charms?

[Chichi]

lucky charms?

...More like lucky bullshit.

[utens]

On dictionary.
-Juji's diet : the only thing that chuck norris cannot eat or do.

[Aiden Bloodaxe]

I'd say Juji is on Dr. Mauro Di Pasquale’s anabolic diet, considering how lean he stays even whilst putting on a significant amount of mass.

[Konnar]

Don't bullshit me. Juji follows the EXTREME-P69 M-A-N-C-O-R-E alphamuscle POWER diet.

[DredsMcGee]

the steve diet is basically just chocolate mousse

no it's solid chocolate

Or better yet... a solid chocolate moose!

[Counterfeit Soda]

read the "Nutrition" section of TT. Basically, its eat all day with meticulous planning and careful consideration for all the nutrients the body needs. This included frozen sliced banana shakes, every single fruit on earth, eggs, eggplant, and more protein via shakes. This, and small babies.

It's really not that hard to maintain a diet like that. You just need to take the first day of the week to cook up the bulk of your meals for the whole week, and put them in tupperware containers. Then you just grab your meal and eat when it's time to eat.

[VietMan04]

wohhh i remember making this thread!!!

[-Envy-]

I only follow a super strict diet when cutting. I weigh my food, eat mostly low carb meals, cycle my calories, etc. It works really well for it, and I've never lost strength when doing a cut.

All the other times I basically eat like a dirty bastard.

[Aiden Bloodaxe]

I'm pretty that's where I'm going wrong,carbs. I eat tons of carbs as well as fats & as a result I got fat:smile:. I'm considering that anabolic diet,the first week is gonna be hell though!

[Swartz]

Juji's diet? Why give a fuck? haha

[Wasted_Savior]

Juji does the pac-man diet

[CodyLee1337]

Juji lives out of his blender.

[540Ninja]

A new blender is the first thing on my Christmas list!!!! shakes ftw!!

[Swartz]

WILL IT BLEND?

[Aiden Bloodaxe]

My gym uses the blendtec blender.

[540Ninja]

Those are uber expensive, I wont be getting one of those unfortunately.

[Kitosho]

lol diet


just eat 300 grams of animal fats and proteins a day

[shengoikee]

diet is easy

[windex]

Diet is hard hard

[n3m3s1s]

A new blender is the first thing on my Christmas list!!!! shakes ftw!!

haha, a blender and a gym membership is the only things I want for christmas this year:tongue:

[ButtHash Hero]

Juji is probably looking at this thread and laughing his ass of while he is eating cake

[540Ninja]

haha, a blender and a gym membership is the only things I want for christmas this year:tongue:

AWESOME! My old blender is shit. The plastic absorbs flavors and odors so it sucks when you want to make something with it. I want one that has a nonporous canister. There's nothing worse than tasting soap(or whatever else was blended in it over the years) in my shakes, it sucks.

Christmas presents to help gain muss FTW!

[Casper]

whats a juji?

[Finis]

i try to follow it, except for dinner.
but other than that i follow it almost to the letter and it works for me

[Aiden Bloodaxe]

Hahahahah.

[tdmonster]

How many Jujis does it take to Juji a Juji, in as a juji way as juji-ly possible?

[Jams]

whats tricks?

[Leo]

just dont eat shit

[Kitosho]

what's a goku

[Aiden Bloodaxe]

eye fink itz uh fr00t