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Dundee
Aug-12-08, 03:56 PM
This guy on AIM that I met on a parkour forum told me that jogging increases your stamina by storing energy that it gets from fat. So its storing fat....

Does jogging make you gain weight? I don't know too much about it.

del
Aug-12-08, 03:58 PM
oh dear...

thereid
Aug-12-08, 04:00 PM
This guy on AIM that I met on a parkour forum told me that jogging increases your stamina by storing energy that it gets from fat. So its storing fat....

Does jogging make you gain weight? I don't know too much about it.
Don't worry about it. It can't make you any fatter than not jogging.

compleks
Aug-12-08, 04:07 PM
http://bikehugger.com/images/blog/fatguyinspandex-1-01.jpghttp://bikehugger.com/images/blog/fatguyinspandex-1-01.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/images/2006/04/26/marathon2006fat400_400x293.jpg

Enough proof for me!

zambri
Aug-12-08, 04:27 PM
shit man, so ima sit on my ass all the time and play CS, who knows I will probably gain some muss!

Honken
Aug-12-08, 04:35 PM
Because all long distance athletes are super fat? Jesus christ that has to be the dumbest question ever posted on this forum. Publicus included.

tdmonster
Aug-12-08, 04:35 PM
http://bikehugger.com/images/blog/fatguyinspandex-1-01.jpghttp://bikehugger.com/images/blog/fatguyinspandex-1-01.jpg

http://www.bbc.co.uk/london/content/images/2006/04/26/marathon2006fat400_400x293.jpg

Enough proof for me!

That guy is jogging and fat. DIRECT CORRELATION!

Hyourinmaru
Aug-12-08, 04:38 PM
....

Cicero
Aug-12-08, 04:40 PM
Because all long distance athletes are super fat? Jesus christ that has to be the dumbest question ever posted on this forum. Publicus included.

This.

short gorilla
Aug-12-08, 04:53 PM
Just look at these fat fucks. Disgusting.

http://www.mensracing.com/photos/usatfoutdoor02/usout147.jpg

chicanerous
Aug-12-08, 05:08 PM
Just look at these fat fucks. Disgusting.

http://www.mensracing.com/photos/usatfoutdoor02/usout147.jpg
Actually their BF% is probably quite high (i.e. higher than you would expect) due to the fact that they have no significant muscle.

chicanerous
Aug-12-08, 05:09 PM
This guy on AIM that I met on a parkour forum told me that jogging increases your stamina by storing energy that it gets from fat. So its storing fat....

Does jogging make you gain weight? I don't know too much about it.

Never use AIM again and quit parkour. All your problems will be solved.

Dundee
Aug-12-08, 06:00 PM
He said "some people". However; I thought he couldn't be right so I asked you people.

ArmouredNinja
Aug-12-08, 06:11 PM
He said "some people". However; I thought he couldn't be right so I asked you people.

What do you mean you people.

Honken
Aug-12-08, 06:25 PM
Racist bastard! For 400 years our people ... ect.

Ernest
Aug-12-08, 06:28 PM
That 'you people' was clearly some racial implication.

7mins 39 on this link

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQs3GKnUTBE


In all fairness though this thread has provided me with some good info, it's a good job I never kept on with jogging when I was younger or I'd probably be a serious fatass by now

Thanks OP!

-Skippy

Daniel Graham
Aug-12-08, 06:36 PM
no i dont think so

Skilzat85X
Aug-12-08, 06:37 PM
Good freaking lord...

Lord Nirmal
Aug-12-08, 06:42 PM
Lawl.
Those guys are running, jogging is for pussies, and should not be done by anyone. If you are going more than 6MPH, it's running. Long distance runners are not fat, they USE fat like monsters, usually being able to metabolize fat twice as fast as normal people. They rely heavily on fat since long distance running is highly aerobic (only about 5% of the energy used in long runs comes from carbohydrates).
Also, what you said makes absolutely no sense from any point of view, "jogging increases your stamina by storing energy that it gets from fat. So its storing fat...." So putting one foot in front of the other at a pace that results in a person going at a pace of about 5MPH is going to make your stamina higher by taking energy energy that it gets from fat and storing it? What!? Yes, the body stores fat that is consumed, I have yet to meet a person that can eat fat and shit fat. Jogging doesn't have anything to do with that. Stored energy in your body is fat (or carbs held in the muscle).
In short, no, it is untrue.

tdmonster
Aug-12-08, 06:54 PM
I think I can speak for everyone, when I say "What the nigg are you talking about?"

Dundee
Aug-12-08, 08:08 PM
What do you mean you people.

You Kenyans.

Ewasiuk
Aug-12-08, 08:12 PM
Good freaking lord...

Aww I thought you would be doing that histerical black laugh from that laughing chain video haha.

short gorilla
Aug-13-08, 07:57 AM
What do you mean you people.

What do you mean you people?

Patrickster
Aug-13-08, 12:40 PM
Don't believe him,that guys an idiot.

alex
Aug-13-08, 12:55 PM
Yes, jogging like a pussy while stuffing your face with chocolate will help you gain weight nicely.

Dundee
Aug-13-08, 01:58 PM
This has created quite an uproar. I confronted him about it; and he says that he's sticking by what he said because Arnold Schwarzennegger was the flabbiest in his career because he started jogging. Someone pwn him plz.

Lloydy?!
Aug-13-08, 06:16 PM
Arnold Schwarzennegger was the flabbiest in his career because he started jogging.

THIS!

alex
Aug-13-08, 07:23 PM
This has created quite an uproar. I confronted him about it; and he says that he's sticking by what he said because Arnold Schwarzennegger was the flabbiest in his career because he started jogging. Someone pwn him plz.

Oh, well if Arnold says so, then I stand corrected.

Metigue
Aug-13-08, 07:56 PM
hey hey hey, I got over annorexcia by jogging!
http://www.commentdude.com/comments/cat/funny/i_beat_anorexia.jpg

Ashtar
Aug-13-08, 08:03 PM
Eating makes you fat. That is all.

ninjitsian
Aug-15-08, 08:04 PM
wow. if you want to gain weight as in muscle mass do short sprints and drink mucho water

bryan
Aug-16-08, 10:41 AM
What do you mean you people?

What a great film that will be.

tuareg
Aug-16-08, 11:18 AM
this thread is amazing.

probably because it's serious.