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Konnar
Aug-17-08, 03:45 AM
Step 1 : wake up

Step 2 : realize you have nothing to do today

Step 3 : decide you're going to eat a great breakfast

Step 4 : boil some broccoli, cook a steak with red peppers and an onion omelette, add in some rice with super tasty lime-pickle mango chutney, slice some watermelon, take a mandarine

It should look like this

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Step 5 : nom nom nom.

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Step 6 : nom nom nom

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Step 7 : NOM NOM NOM LET ME KISS-EAT YOU WATERMELON


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Step 8 : drink hard

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Step 9 : Stay in the sun a little bit.

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Step 10 : browse TT

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Step 11 : look at the mess you've done. Fuck it, someone else can do it. Repeat step 9

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Now you can do nothing all day long, because your breakfast was a success. Options include branleh, playing console games, swimming and weightlifting.
Aiden Bloodaxe
Aug-17-08, 04:05 AM
Sounds good to me.:smile::good:
[RozoN]
Aug-17-08, 12:29 PM
That was quite interesting :good:. Although you should have gone tricking or lifting instead :smile:
Konnar
Aug-17-08, 01:02 PM
Well you have to eat to trick right ? :)
ButtHash Hero
Aug-17-08, 01:18 PM
you forgot your daily dose of BRANNNLEHHH!!!!
[RozoN]
Aug-17-08, 02:40 PM
Well you have to eat to trick right ? :)

Yes, you do good sir. Yes, you do :good:
alex
Aug-17-08, 02:51 PM
I start my day with:

-Three fried egg sandwiches, with cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, fried onions and mayonnaise,
-Three chocolate-chip pancakes.
-Five-egg omelette
-Three sugar-coated slices of French toast
-Bowl of grits
-Two cups of coffee
Konnar
Aug-17-08, 03:52 PM
I didn't know michael phelps frequented the TT forum.
josias
Aug-17-08, 03:54 PM
where do you live
Konnar
Aug-17-08, 04:01 PM
branlopolis
Shelz
Aug-17-08, 04:17 PM
holy crap that's a lot for breakkie
josias
Aug-17-08, 04:25 PM
branlopolis
retarded unfunny jokes aside, where do you live?
[RozoN]
Aug-17-08, 04:36 PM
retarded unfunny jokes aside, where do you live?

In your fathers vagina, if I recall correctly...ololololo...that wasn't funny :sad:
VietMan04
Aug-17-08, 04:45 PM
;1025234']In your fathers vagina, if I recall correctly...ololololo...that wasn't funny :sad:

i lol'd
VietMan04
Aug-17-08, 04:46 PM
wow u certainly aged between step 9 and step 10
Konnar
Aug-17-08, 04:50 PM
retarded unfunny jokes aside, where do you live?

Marseille, why ?


wow u certainly aged between step 9 and step 10

no u
Konnar
Aug-17-08, 04:51 PM
;1025234']In your fathers vagina, if I recall correctly...ololololo...that wasn't funny :sad:
that was funny :D
Starter Kit
Aug-17-08, 06:19 PM
I agree with everything except step 11.
Chichi
Aug-18-08, 10:07 AM
Your face has some serious moon craters in step ten...
Ouriço
Aug-18-08, 10:10 AM
They're even worse in his avatar.