Vegan Health Food

[short gorilla]

I was at my brother's wedding on Sunday and they had a bunch of supposedly super healthy vegetarian/vegan food, that all had no flavor and was gross looking. I wound up having diarrhea and stomach cramps all night at work. Fuck you vegans.

[tuareg]

sounds like you had a good time.

[joepaxton]

I was at my brother's wedding on Sunday and they had a bunch of supposedly super healthy vegetarian/vegan food, that all had no flavor and was gross looking. I wound up having diarrhea and stomach cramps all night at work. Fuck you vegans.


Agreed!

[alex]

Yes, process a bean to the point where it can be called replacement meat; how could it not be healthy?!

[Chichi]

I wound up having diarrhea and stomach cramps all night at work.

Probably because your body is used to eating so much processed ass...

[Shoes Magoo]

Agreed! You agree that short gorilla was at his brother's wedding on Sunday where they had a bunch of supposedly super healthy vegetarian/vegan food, all of which had no flavor and was gross looking? You also agree that short gorilla wound up having diarrhea and stomach cramps all night at work? And you agree with his statement of disdain toward vegans?

[ButtHash Hero]

Yes, process a bean to the point where it can be called replacement meat; how could it not be healthy?!

lulz.

[Swartz]

I can't believe you even ate it in the first place Matt.

[tdmonster]

Probably because your body is used to eating so much processed ass...

I hope an animal eats you.

[short gorilla]

Probably because your body is used to eating so much processed ass...

Yeah all the chicken, tuna, fruit and vegetables that I eat are so processed and unhealthy. Wow. My body certainly isn't used to real food. Where are you getting this from?

[Konnar]

http://www.goatse.cz/hello.jpg

[tdmonster]

Yeah all the chicken, tuna, fruit and vegetables that I eat are so processed and unhealthy. Wow. My body certainly isn't used to real food. Where are you getting this from?

Thats not the first stupid thing He's said about you, He also mocked your flexibility at one point. This guy doesn't know shit about people on this forum and makes too many assumptions.

[Swartz]

chichi? more like bitchy.

[alex]

Probably because your body is used to eating so much processed ass...

What do you think soy products and vegetable oils are? Do tofu hotdogs grow on trees?

[tuareg]

i can see he needs another ban.

skilzat, move your ass over here!

[Maddaveman]

Fuck you vegans.

Haha, true.

Other than fruits and vegetables, what else do vegans mix their foods with? All that's left is... water and air. Oh and processed crap like many others have said in this thread.

Yay for pescatarianism :good:

[glide2]

I ate a vegan once. They indeed don't have any flavor.

[Shoes Magoo]

Haha, true.

Other than fruits and vegetables, what else do vegans mix their foods with? All that's left is... water and air. Oh and processed crap like many others have said in this thread.

Yay for pescatarianism :good:

Mostly seeds and nuts, beans and lentils, rice, pasta, breads, and other grains.

[short gorilla]

Thanks for reviving this shit thread, haha.

[Maddaveman]

Mostly seeds and nuts, beans and lentils, rice, pasta, breads, and other grains.

I was just kidding with my last post, but other than the nuts you mentioned, vegans get almost no natural protein.

[Shoes Magoo]

If they eat a bunch of shit procssed soy products, then yes, they get almost no natural protein.

[frankinstine]

Yeah all the chicken, tuna, fruit and vegetables that I eat are so processed and unhealthy. Wow. My body certainly isn't used to real food. Where are you getting this from?

Prolly wikipedia.

[short gorilla]

Hahahaha.

[frankinstine]

I think i just found our new wiki page to edit.

[NightHunter]

The title of this thread is redundant. All vegan food is healthy.

Duh.

[Kirkor]

Humans evolved because of meat.

[alex]

Ren: What kind of sandwich would you like, Kowalski?

Kowalski: MEAT!

Ren: And what kind of bread would you like, Kowalski?

Kowalski: MEAT!

Ren: [makes sandwich] Here ya go. Your meat-on-meat sandwich.

Kowalski: [chewing] AAAAAAAGH!

Ren: What's wrong, Kowalski?

Kowalski: TOAST MEAT!

Ren: What's wrong NOW, Kowalski?

Kowalski: THIRSTY! WAN GRINK!

Ren: And what kind of "grink" would you like, Kowalski?

Kowalski: MEAT!

Ren: GET HIM A GLASS OF MEAT, STIMPY!

[Casper]

agreed