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If my girlfriend could do this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaaXqg15bbY&feature=related
How strict most there kinda of programme's be, I dont even think I want to know how long it could take someone to get like that.
sebben
Sep-11-08, 04:44 PM
I think it is has to be genes, cause that spine is not normal at all :D, then she has trained like fuck also :P
Tim Hutchinson
Sep-11-08, 04:47 PM
Worth every minute
Origional
Sep-11-08, 05:25 PM
I know expert village offers tutorials on contorshionism.
Papa Lazarou
Sep-11-08, 05:45 PM
She's probably a genetic freak and/or someone who trained during childhood to soften her ligaments.
short gorilla
Sep-11-08, 06:22 PM
I would wreck that chick.
Tim you are so right:tongue:
breykdown
Sep-12-08, 02:36 AM
am i the only person that finds stuff like that incredibly gross?
i mean doing the splits is kinda hot. being able to put your leg behind your head, yea i can get down with that. bending over backwards and licking your own butt? NO THANK YOU MAM!
- okay she got me at 4:46 haha
joepaxton
Sep-12-08, 07:37 AM
Contortionists are said to have a lack of strength
But thats ok she wont be able to stop me raping her!
daviddalo
Sep-12-08, 07:39 AM
she could easily lick her own pussy :smile:
if only lynal could do that mmmmm
Tim Hutchinson
Sep-12-08, 08:07 AM
Contortionists are said to have a lack of strength
But thats ok she wont be able to stop me raping her!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Yes Joe!! Most contortionists I've seen are ugly but this one sure wasn't.
Graber
Sep-12-08, 02:13 PM
am i the only person that finds stuff like that incredibly gross?
i mean doing the splits is kinda hot. being able to put your leg behind your head, yea i can get down with that. bending over backwards and licking your own butt? NO THANK YOU MAM!
- okay she got me at 4:46 haha
man u are a faggot.
joepaxton
Sep-12-08, 02:22 PM
man u are a faggot.
Hahaha
S.L.A.P.
Sep-13-08, 05:38 AM
Looks weird...
But I would try fucking and getting my balls licked at the same time by one girl (ofc, I would try 2 at a time, but that's off-topic) :smile:
simba_25
Sep-13-08, 08:45 AM
Shes probably a rythmic gymnast, they have to do all that kind of back bendy stuff.
Aiden Bloodaxe
Sep-13-08, 03:22 PM
Doing a contortionist / any relatively flexible girl is on my to do before dying list. I'm just imagining her trying to squat or DL some poundage...:agony: her back would give way!
Shes probably a rythmic gymnast, they have to do all that kind of back bendy stuff.
She's a contortionist, and you come up with "rythmic gymnast" you clearly no nothing about life.
Papa Lazarou
Sep-13-08, 09:27 PM
False dichotomy. You clearly know nothing about life.
simba_25
Sep-14-08, 05:00 AM
She's a contortionist, and you come up with "rythmic gymnast" you clearly no nothing about life.
Right.
Kid Knuckles
Sep-14-08, 05:30 AM
RAPE TIME!
Ashtar
Oct-09-08, 03:47 PM
I think it is has to be genes, cause that spine is not normal at all :D, then she has trained like fuck also :P
She's probably a genetic freak and/or someone who trained during childhood to soften her ligaments.There's no point calling it genetic unless you can actually isolate the gene for this stuff. Training is always a factor, and just because some people get better results from training it isn't right to jump to 'genetics' unless they actually do little training at all. Even if it were genes, it might be genes which create a personality-type which is good at relaxing and stretching, rather than having to do with the actual joints.
Certainly you can make more progress in pretty much any skill during childhood, but it's not as if there's a specific off-switch at which point you can no longer do something in adulthood. If it's possible to stretch a ligament young, you can stretch it old. It just might take longer, with more conscientiousness to avoid dying, and maybe some supplements if your body needs some kind of chemical you're unable to produce any more.
Contortionists are said to have a lack of strengthSounds like bull to me. Anyone who can do the splits is, selectively, a contortionist, and can be pretty strong. What this is really about is PEOPLE have a lack of strength unless they train for it, and contortion training is not strength training.
Contortion training takes time, which may be time taken away from strength training. Strength training's microtears can cause muscle shortening in some cases making stretching a bit harder to do (even if it can also tire out muscles so they lengthen, two-edged sword...) since you have more fibres that take more work to exhaust.
Papa Lazarou
Oct-09-08, 04:47 PM
My point about genes still stands, but I agree with you. It's probably better not to dismiss things like I did.
Ishimaru
Oct-13-08, 12:10 PM
she could easily lick her own pussy :smile:
You are a bunch of pervs :punched:
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