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Aiden Bloodaxe
Sep-21-08, 04:01 AM
I have made an observation: Just lately my urine has started smelling more potent(sometimes pleasant).
I have none of these symptoms:
- Pain (stinging or burning) on passing urine
- Constant feeling of needing to pass urine
- Difficulty starting to pass urine
- Fever
- Generally feeling unwell, nauseous
Also:
- My urine is always clear.
- I drink 3+ litres of water a day.
- I haven't had intercourse in quite a few months & I always strap up.
- No major change in diet.
Possibilities I've thought of:
- Increased intake of mercaptan(but there's been no particular change in diet?)
- I've started taking my ZMA again,so would hormones effect the smell?
Has anybody else experienced this or have anything suggestions to why this has occurred? Discuss. lolz
Sorry for not helping, but I found it hilarious that you wrote an entire post perfectly with great grammar, sentence structure and good contents, then ended the entire thing with lolz.
:good:
The smell might be from something you've drank or eaten. E.g. if I've eaten fish, my urine tends to smell slightly fishy (sorry for the horrible pun), and if I've drunk alcohol, it always smells lighly boozy.
It might be a minor thing you've eaten or drunk. Other than that, I don't think ZMA would have much to say. In my case at least, I haven't noticed any change in my piss in neither colour, shape, smell or green balloons.
[RozoN]
Sep-21-08, 04:35 AM
- I haven't had intercourse in quite a few months
Now that's just sad :sad:. Anyways...jan answered your question
Tossman
Sep-21-08, 05:04 AM
I have made an observation: Just lately my urine has started smelling more potent(sometimes pleasant).
What? Like flowers or something?
Aiden Bloodaxe
Sep-21-08, 05:13 AM
Sorry for not helping, but I found it hilarious that you wrote an entire post perfectly with great grammar, sentence structure and good contents, then ended the entire thing with lolz.
:good:I figured it was a funny topic & wanted to make sure that nobody thinks I'm seriously concerned about the smell of my urine,I'm just curious what has made it like this the past couple of weeks.
;1063372']Now that's just sad :sad:Damn straight!
Aiden Bloodaxe
Sep-21-08, 05:14 AM
What? Like flowers or something?
Yes,sweet ones...I'm not diabetic.
Kitosho
Sep-21-08, 06:50 AM
my urine is like a thick brown syrup and always burns through everything it touches
You should stop using a bit drugs.
short gorilla
Sep-22-08, 07:53 AM
My urine is highly caffeinated and goes for $3.99 a cup at Starbucks. They call it Gorillatte.
Aiden Bloodaxe
Sep-22-08, 08:21 AM
:tongue::coffee:Short,you're a man who knows his coffee,have you ever tried decaffeinated coffee? What is it like? I'm considering it for non-training days because I don't want to become too tolerant to caffeine & I love coffee!
Less than Dan
Sep-22-08, 01:50 PM
Do you drink coffee often?
My pee smells like fucking kidney failure every time I drink coffee. You may have the same issue I do.
There isn't anything you can do. Just stay hydrated (coffee is a diuretic and very dehydrating, as you know) and just tough it out.
Aiden Bloodaxe
Sep-22-08, 01:55 PM
I only really drink it on Fridays(which are usually max eff training days),but I do sometimes end up having the odd cup pointlessly,I don't think it's the coffee.
short gorilla
Sep-22-08, 03:51 PM
:tongue::coffee:Short,you're a man who knows his coffee,have you ever tried decaffeinated coffee? What is it like? I'm considering it for non-training days because I don't want to become too tolerant to caffeine & I love coffee!
Shop around, I've found some of it actually tatstes different. I'd get a bunch of small bags of coffee and find a brand that you like.
DeeJay
Sep-22-08, 04:19 PM
Once I took a piss and it smelt like rotten eggs.
Less than Dan
Sep-23-08, 06:26 AM
Shop around, I've found some of it actually tatstes different. I'd get a bunch of small bags of coffee and find a brand that you like.
Just avoid Starbucks coffee, bagged or not; they don't clean their beans worth shit,and their coffee tastes like leathery butthole.
Dunkin' Donuts has some surprisingly rich coffee. I'd recommend that.
However, (if you drink coffee black, like I do) the most balanced and refreshing cup of coffee I have ever had is from Green Mountain's Extra Bold Kona Blend. Fantastic fucking stuff, it's the perfect level of bitterness, acidity, and it goes down smooth.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EX407QGKL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
You don't piss hormones.
I do.
Anyways on a more serious note I've noticed that mah pee smells sorta fruity-sweet on days that I take NO supplements. (AS IN NO-EXPLODE, NOT "NO" SUPPLEMENTS)
Elaborate, peoples.
TysonTF
Sep-24-08, 03:05 AM
:tongue::coffee:Short,you're a man who knows his coffee,have you ever tried decaffeinated coffee? What is it like? I'm considering it for non-training days because I don't want to become too tolerant to caffeine & I love coffee!
Columbian decaffeinated coffe crystals?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPehsy-oFTo
short gorilla
Sep-24-08, 04:48 AM
Just avoid Starbucks coffee, bagged or not; they don't clean their beans worth shit,and their coffee tastes like leathery butthole.
Dunkin' Donuts has some surprisingly rich coffee. I'd recommend that.
However, (if you drink coffee black, like I do) the most balanced and refreshing cup of coffee I have ever had is from Green Mountain's Extra Bold Kona Blend. Fantastic fucking stuff, it's the perfect level of bitterness, acidity, and it goes down smooth.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EX407QGKL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
I agree, Starbucks is shitty shit. He was asking about decaf specifically, which I never drink.
Konnar
Sep-24-08, 07:36 AM
When I've a hangover my urine smells of hardcore hobo
Flowers
Sep-24-08, 07:47 AM
Ive never had coffee or tea. I only like hot chocolate
Less than Dan
Sep-24-08, 09:09 AM
Ive never had coffee or tea. I only like hot chocolate
Try the following:
- Hot green tea (straight, no milk/honey/sugar/bullshit) Lipton's is okay for a bag, but whole leaf is phenomenal.
- Hot black tea (try Revolution's bagged black tea, they use whole leaves for CHEAP, and once again, no bullshit)
The thing with tea, is that you kind of grow into it. At first, it seems like tea is just hot water with a bad aftertaste, but then it really grows onto you. As well, the antioxidant properties of both, the hydration it provides, and the slow and steady caffeine release is fantastic.
Coffee, on the other hand...
Try anything from Green Mountain. As well, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH:
Try to grow into black coffee.
Black coffee is another thing that tastes like shite at first, but when you get used to the taste in a day or so, nothing is more refreshing than how bitter and smooth black coffee is (assuming the coffee itself is good). As well, if you bullshit your coffee with milk and sugar, it basically rapes whatever coffee it is, you miss out on the flavor of the beans themselves (Arabic coffee, for example, tastes more robust and deeper than the lighter and slightly more acidic Columbian coffee), which is easily the best part.
I'm just ranting, really. I just don't understand the stigma against black coffee (and the bafflement people get when they see me drink black coffee).
Aiden Bloodaxe
Sep-24-08, 10:00 AM
zomg Dan drinks black coffee!:shocked: he's so weird! I like it black too!:wink: Diluting coffee with milk is for fagz.
I've found Lipton's green tea bags to be identical to black tea, and I wouldn't be surprised if they just grabbed black tea leaves and marketed them as green tea instead.
Less than Dan
Sep-24-08, 10:43 AM
I've found Lipton's green tea bags to be identical to black tea, and I wouldn't be surprised if they just grabbed black tea leaves and marketed them as green tea instead.
Now that you say it, they really do taste a little too similar...
I am so fucking tired of their black tea, though. That stuff is garbage.
short gorilla
Sep-24-08, 01:36 PM
Dan, you are a man after my own heart. (Is that the phrase?) Glad to hear from another coffee aficionado.
Try Arizona green tea, especially in the mix form if you can find it, and compare it to the Lipton green tea bags and your mind will be blown
tsuchinoko
Sep-24-08, 02:38 PM
Ive never had coffee or tea. I only like hot chocolate
Really?
Aiden Bloodaxe
Sep-24-08, 03:28 PM
Ive never had coffee or tea. I only like hot chocolate
How do you know you only like hot chocolate when you haven't tried the rest?
Warpotato
Sep-24-08, 04:19 PM
It could be a kidney stone.
ButtHash Hero
Sep-24-08, 04:56 PM
my urine is like a thick brown syrup and always burns through everything it touches
HAHAHAH THATS SO CUTE! HE IS A DIGLET!!!! :tongue:
Less than Dan
Sep-24-08, 05:26 PM
HAHAHAH THATS SO CUTE! HE IS A DIGLET!!!! :tongue:
http://i436.photobucket.com/albums/qq81/lessthandanx/122205200516.jpg
Aiden Bloodaxe
Oct-25-08, 12:03 PM
You guys! I found out what the smell was! It happens when I perspire around the crotch / glutes / inner thigh area & then walk or whatever, the areas that have perspired rub together (like the cracks & crevices of my thighs & glutes) & produce the unpleasant smell that I assumed was my urine,hahaha!
Less than Dan
Oct-25-08, 12:48 PM
You guys! I found out what the smell was! It happens perspire around the crotch / glutes / inner thigh area & then walk or whatever, the areas that have perspired rub together (like the cracks & crevices of my thighs & glutes) & produce the unpleasant smell that I assumed was my urine,hahaha!
THANK GOD YOU FOUND OUT, I WAS ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT FOR WEEKS
Less than Dan
Oct-25-08, 12:48 PM
Nah man, I love you. You must really smell like a compost heap.
paulSA
Oct-26-08, 03:40 AM
You guys! I found out what the smell was! It happens perspire around the crotch / glutes / inner thigh area & then walk or whatever, the areas that have perspired rub together (like the cracks & crevices of my thighs & glutes) & produce the unpleasant smell that I assumed was my urine,hahaha!
hahahaha! Just goes to show that frequent smelling of ones crotch is neccesary to lead a healthy life
Yeah, I get that same smell as well (if I haven't showered for a couple of days). I think most people do.
Aiden Bloodaxe
Oct-26-08, 04:02 AM
Nah man, I love you. You must really smell like a compost heap.Hahahahaha:tongue:<3
hahahaha! Just goes to show that frequent smelling of ones crotch is neccesary to lead a healthy lifeYes!:good:
Yeah, I get that same smell as well (if I haven't showered for a couple of days). I think most people do.Yay! I'm glad I'm not the only one.:smile:
Haha,it took me like..34days to figure this out.
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