When will they ever learn?

[David M.]

when?


when anubis?

[Safari]

Never.. It's so funny, all the logic is almost injected into them but they stil lrefuse to follow! Welcome to the internets!

[David M.]

when parkour383? WHEN?!

[Ewasiuk]

Jesus christ where the hell are all these people comming from?

[Safari]

When he can trick, David...

[David M.]

WHEN EWASIUK!??!?!!??!

[dpitlock]

I WANT A VIDEO FROM ANUBUS!

[Ewasiuk]

WHEN EWASIUK!??!?!!??!

It's not when...........it's WHY?!?!?!!

[[RozoN]]

An00bis he :smile:

[Safari]

We are just trying to prove a point here, Ewasiuk!

[David M.]

when will ewasiuk learn, safari? when??

[dpitlock]

I KNOW I KNOW!
CALL ON ME!
I KNOW!

[Safari]

When he get's the point we're trying to prove!

[David M.]

that guy who asked how to btwist swingthru gainer. when will he learn?

[rocketbaz]

OMG TEH POINT!!! but...

when?

[dpitlock]

NEVER!

[Safari]

I have no idea bro.. It seems that if people don't get the point soon, TT will...

[dpitlock]

EXPLODEEEE

[Safari]

HI DAN!

[rocketbaz]

when will they learn to explode?

[David M.]

Daniel pitlock has perfect teeth.

i dont have perfect teeth.

i must condition my teeth brb.

[dpitlock]

DAN HAD BRACES FOR 7 YEARS, DAN NEVER HAD A CAVITY BEFORE.

[Safari]

Awesome!

[rocketbaz]

DAN IS NICE

[Ewasiuk]

I'm crying because I don't get the point :agony:

[Safari]

I would have done the same!

[dpitlock]

DAN GETS THE POINT!

[David M.]

that's because you're one of them

[dpitlock]

BAZ IS NICE!

[rocketbaz]

DAN GETS IT

[David M.]

LUFF FOR DAN.

[dpitlock]

that's because you're one of them

HOW DARE YOU!

DAN EAT SPINACH

[Ewasiuk]

Though I will learn one of these days, until then I'll be in my corner :dead:

[Safari]

DAN GETS THE POINT!

Because you are the one who made me realize what the point is!

[dpitlock]

DAVIDM I HAVE A QUESTION!

[rocketbaz]

GIEF Q DAN

[David M.]

STATE SAID QUESTION.

BTW I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU WHEN I SAID THAT DAN, I SAID IT TO EWASIUK.

" that's because you're one of them "

[dpitlock]

GIEF Q DAN

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

[rocketbaz]

DAN IS AWESOME!

[dpitlock]

HOW DO I DO A BTWIST!

[Origional]

this thread rocks:good:

[David M.]

HOW DO I DO A BTWIST!

SIMPLE.


DOUBLE PUMP. OBVIOUSLY.

[dpitlock]

I DONT GET IT! :ogre:

[rocketbaz]

I GET IT! TRIPLE PUMP OF COURSE

[David M.]

MAKE A TUTORIAL PLEASE.

TOO LAZY TO YOUTUBE ONE ALREADY OUT THERE.

[dpitlock]

AHHH FUCK! I QUIT!

[Safari]

YES QUIT DAN! THAT WILL FIX IT!

[dpitlock]

WHERE IS MY WIFE ANDY R?

[David M.]

HE'S PROBABLY DOING KARATE RIGHT NOW.

[dpitlock]

HIYAH!!!

[dpitlock]

ANDY R AND I ARE GOING TO SEE YOUNG BUCK IN CONCERT.

[David M.]

YOUNG BUCK LOL

[Safari]

YOUNG BUCK! YO!

[Origional]

YOUNG BUCK!

[dpitlock]

CHYEA!

[rocketbaz]

KCUB GNUOY

[dpitlock]

KCUB GNUOY

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

[dpitlock]

EVERY TIME I POST I AM REALLY SCREAMING AT THE COMPUTER!

[Safari]

ME TOO! THAT'S WHY WE LOVE THE CAPSLOCK

[rocketbaz]

WATCH OUT FOR THE BRONTOSAURUS

[Origional]

AND THE COMPUTER LISTENS!

[dpitlock]

I EVEN PUT EXCLAMATION MARKS AT THE END OF MY QUESTIONS!

[rocketbaz]

ORIGIONAL HAVE /== POSTS! (YES REALLY /==)

[dpitlock]

WATCH OUT FOR THE BRONTOSAURUS
HE NEVER CAME HOME FROM WORK!

[dpitlock]

WHEN WILL NICK VAIL LEARN!

[dpitlock]

WHEN WILL GLIDE2 LEARN!

[rocketbaz]

NEVER.

[dpitlock]

NAME SOMEONE YOU HATE ON HERE!

[Origional]

WHEN WILL THEY EVER KNOW THAT THEY HAVE NOT LEARNT!

[Safari]

WHEN WILL SHAOLIN.DK GET IT?

[Origional]

DOWNSYNDRUM GUY
SAW
PUBLICUS TROLLS

[rocketbaz]

HOW LONG UNTIL THEY LEARN?

[dpitlock]

I HATE THAT KID FROM ATLANTA! HE HASNT POSTED IN A WHILE THOUGH! THANK GOD!

[Origional]

4 DAYS 17 HOURS AND 31 MINUTES

[dpitlock]

NEVER!

[Origional]

I HATE THAT KID FROM ATLANTA! HE HASNT POSTED IN A WHILE THOUGH! THANK GOD!
HARDABALLA:bad:

[Safari]

BY READING THE WHOLE THREAD THEY MIGHT EVENTUALLY GET IT! BUT SOME WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND!

[dpitlock]

ORIGINOL WHERE DID YOU COME FROM? DID YOU HAVE A DIFFERENT TT NAME BEFORE!

[dpitlock]

HARDABALLA:bad:

NO HIS TT NAME WAS HIS REAL NAME. I THINK STARTED WITH AN "H"!

[Origional]

NO BUT I TROLLED THIS SITE FOR ABOUT 6-7 MONTHS BEFORE I WAS FINALLY BOTHERED TO MAKE AN ACCOUNT

[Safari]

SOUNDS LIKE ME! A PRETTY GOOD AMOUNT OF TT'ERS DON'T EVEN TRCIK REGULARY

[Ewasiuk]

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE!!! I THINK I GET IT!!!!!!



WAIT.....uh oh....YES.....I mean no......AH FOR FUCKSAKES!!!11

[Safari]

THE SECRET LIES IN WHAT TT HAS BECOME! VERY LEADING HINT

[dpitlock]

I WAS ON TT IN CHAPTER 1. I HAD AN OLDER USERNAME WHICH WAS GAINER540. BUT I NEVER REALLY POSTED.

[Origional]

O I SEE

[dpitlock]

ORIGINOL POST A VIDEO!

[dpitlock]

NOW I AM SUPREME POSTER!

[rocketbaz]

IM IN A CLUB! 3 ACTUALLY! THAT RHYMES!

[Safari]

YES YOU ARE, DAN! ME AND BAZ MADE A FAN CLUB! <3

[Origional]

ACTUALLY IM IN THE PROCESS OF MAKING A SAMP NOW
SHOULD BE OUT A COUPLE WEEKS INTO NOV

[Safari]

CANT WAIT ORIGIONAL! ATLEAST YOU GET IT!

[Origional]

THANKS!

[Safari]

DO YOU THINK THAT MORE PEOPLE GET IT NOW?

[dpitlock]

GOOD JOB ORIGINOL!
I JOINED THE CLUB TOO!

[dpitlock]

HEY GUYS WANT TO KNOW A SECRET!

[Safari]

YES TELL US, DAN! WELCOME TO YOUR FAN CLUB

[dpitlock]

OKAY HOPEFULLY IF I HEAL UP AND GET BACK TO NORMAL. IM GOING TO MAKE A REAL POT SAMPLER, THEN A REAL JOSH SATTERFIELD SAMPLER, THEN A REAL KITOSHO SAMPLER, AND THEN A REAL DAN PITLOCK SAMPLER.

[Safari]

I WOULD ENJOY MY LIFE MORE IF YOU DID THAT!

[Origional]

I AM IN THE CLUB AS WELL!

[dpitlock]

I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO DO IT! NO TEASER! A REAL SAMPLER!

[Safari]

GREAT MAN! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES FOR YOU TRICKING PERFECTLY NORMAL AGAIN ?

[Origional]

I AM SO GLAD YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND AND DECIDED TO MAKE A SAMP AGAIN :SMILE:

[dpitlock]

GREAT MAN! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES FOR YOU TRICKING PERFECTLY NORMAL AGAIN ?

ONCE I ACTUALLY DO HEAL I WILL BE TRICKING 100%. BUT, THIS PROCESS IS TAKING A LOT LONGER THEN I THOUGHT IT WOULD. IVE BEEN BEDRIDDEN FOR A WEEK SO FAR, AND IT ABSOLUTELY SUCKS. YOU CAN ACTUALLY SEE THE RIPPED MUSCLES IF YOU LOOK AT MY BACK.

THE ONLY THING IVE DONE IS STRETCHED MY SPLITS, WHICH HAVE IMPROVED DRASTICALLY!

[Safari]

ATLEAST YOU ARE GETTING FLEXIBLE!

GREAT TO HEAR THAT YOU WILL BE BACK A HUNDRED % I WOULD HAVE MISSED A TRICKING WORLD WITH NO PITLOCH</3

[Origional]

IT IS GREAT THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO HEAL

[dpitlock]

IVE ALSO BEEN WORKING ON OTHER NEW HOBBIES NOW TOO. I LEARNED ALOT OF SWEET NEW THINGS IN ADOBE AFTER EFFECTS. ALSO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO UPGRADE TO DSLR CAMERA.

[dpitlock]

PHYSICAL THERAPY WEDNESDAY AT 8AM, MY 4TH MRI AT 8PM.

THE DOCTORS ARE FREAKING OUT CUZ IM STILL IN SO MUCH PAIN FOR THIS LONG. IVE BEEN INJURED FOR ABOUT 2 1/2 MONTHS.

[Safari]

YESS! SO WE CAN EXPECT SUPER DUPER EVERYDAY HEROES SAMPLERS?

[dpitlock]

YEA I'M NOT ONLY GOING TO TRY A DO GREAT TRICKS FOR YOU GUYS, BUT GREAT EDITING TOO!

EVEN THOUGH IM NOT VERY GOOD AT TRICKING IM STILL GOING TO TRY!

[Origional]

PT SUCKS

BUT IT DOES HELP ALOT

[Safari]

NO WORRIES PITLOCK! YOU WILL GET GOOD AT TRICKING SOME DAY!

[dpitlock]

I HOPE TO BE AS GOOD AS YOU SAFARI!

[Safari]

AND I HOPE TO BE AS GOOD AS YOU!

[dpitlock]

THAT WOULD MEAN YOU HAVE TO DOWNGRADE!

[simon]

david.
this is a long thread.
i'm going to call you.
be ready.
you don't know when it will be.
but be ready.

i may call you to dan.
but just for a second.

[Safari]

I HAVE GET MYSELF A BACK INJURY!

[simon]

wow this thread is long.

[Safari]

WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE A POINT AND IT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL PEOPLE GET IT!

[dpitlock]

david.
this is a long thread.
i'm going to call you.
be ready.
you don't know when it will be.
but be ready.

i may call you to dan.
but just for a second.

MY PHONE IS DEAD. IPHONE = WORST PHONE IN THE WORLD!

[Danrho]

HIYA

[simon]

MY PHONE IS DEAD. IPHONE = WORST PHONE IN THE WORLD!
oh man!
and i do rather enjoy the iPhone.

[Safari]

DO YOU GET TE POINT, MR DARN HOE?

[Danrho]

WHY YES MR. SAFARIKJEKS

[Safari]

THAT'S GOOD! SO DO YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE WILL GET THE MESSAGE?

[simon]

LOUD TYPING HERE.

[Danrho]

I MUST SAY THAT WITHIN MY LIMIT OF COMPREHENSION, IT'S HIGHLY DOUBTFULL

[Safari]

LOUD TYPING HERE.

SORRY! I CANT READ WHAT YOU ARE TYPING, ITS TO LOUD IN HERE!

[dpitlock]

LETS PLAY A GAME!

RULE #1) YOU ARE ALWAYS PLAYING THE GAME, THE GAME NEVER ENDS.
RULE #2) IF YOU THINK ABOUT THE GAME, YOU LOSE.
RULE #3) WHEN YOU LOSE, YOU MUST ACKNOWLEDGE YOU LOST.
RULE #4) YOU CAN ONLY LOSE ONCE EVERY 5 MIN.

[Safari]

THE GAME! DID YOU FALL FOR IT PITLOCK!?

[Origional]

david.
this is a long thread.
i'm going to call you.
be ready.
you don't know when it will be.
but be ready.

i may call you to dan.
but just for a second.

wow this thread is long.
DAVID
THIS IS A LONG THREAD
IM GOING TO CALL YOU
BE READY
YOU DONT KNOW WHEN IT WILL BE
BUT BE READY

I MAY CALL YOU TO DAN
BUT JUST FOR A SECOND



WOW THIS IS A THREAD IS LONG



*FIXED

[Origional]

HOW DO YOU LOSE A NEVER ENDING GAME?

[dpitlock]

I LOSE!

[dpitlock]

EVEN WHEN YOU LOSE, YOU STILL KEEP PLAYING!

SINCE IM TALKING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW AND YOUR ARE READING. YOU LOSE!

[Amp]

WHEN IN THE FLYING FUCK DO I LEARN:dead::dead::dead::dead::dead:

[Danrho]

I WON

EDIT: I LOST

[dpitlock]

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU ARENT READY YET!

[Amp]

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK, YOU ARENT READY YET!
ALL THIS YELLING AND CONFUSION IS MAKING MY VAGINA HURT!!!!!!!!

[dpitlock]

GTFO! YOU AREN'T READY YET!

[Safari]

YOU'LL GET IT SOON ENOUGH!

[dpitlock]

SAFARI WHATS YOUR REAL NAME?
I FEEL A BETTER CONNECTION WHEN I KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME!

[dpitlock]

YOU'LL GET IT SOON ENOUGH!

NO HE WONT! SIMON GETs IT THOUGH!

[Safari]

SAFARI WHATS YOUR REAL NAME?
I FEEL A BETTER CONNECTION WHEN I KNOW YOUR FIRST NAME!

SEVERIN IS MY REAL NAME!

[Safari]

YOU'RE RIGHT, DAN! HE WONT GET IT.. SIMON IS OFC A PART OF THE GROUP WHO UNDERSTAND THE MESSAGE! HE IS ONE OF US

[rocketbaz]

SEVERIN IS BEAUTIFUL

[dpitlock]

O GOD ANOOBIS IS ON TT RIGHT NOW

[dpitlock]

SEVERIN :-)

[Safari]

DANIEL :-)

[dpitlock]

IM GOING TO HAVE 4000 POSTS BY TONIGHT!

[Safari]

I WONT! SOON BEDTIME FOR LE NORWEGIAN!

[Origional]

HAHA

ANIBUS WOULD TELL PEOPLE DON PITLOCK LANDED A KACKROLL

[dpitlock]

O YES! ITS 5:37 HERE!

[Origional]

5:41

[rocketbaz]

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS BEDTIME!!!

[Safari]

BEDTIME IS NOTHING! TT IS EVERYTHING!

[dpitlock]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN TELL ME HOW TO DO THINGS WHEN THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CREDENTIALS.

[Origional]

VERY TRUE

[Safari]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN TELL ME HOW TO DO THINGS WHEN THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CREDENTIALS.

I HATE THAT!

[dpitlock]

LIKE ANOOBUS. I HAVE A FEELING HES GOING TO BE THE NEW HATED ONE.

LIKE TELL ME IF IM WRONG, I THINK IVE BEEN AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON.

[dpitlock]

ELIM IS ON. <3333

[Safari]

I GOTTA AGREE WITH YOU! IT MIGHT SEEM THAT HE IS TRYING TO CLEANSE TT FOR EVIL-POSTERS!

[rocketbaz]

BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS.....

[Flowers]

WHAT ARE ANY OF THESE THREADS ABOUT!!

[dpitlock]

BAHHH

WHEN IM HEALED IM MAKING A KICKING VIDEO RIGHT AWAY. I FEEL IM GOING TO COME BACK AS A KICKER.

[dpitlock]

WHAT ARE ANY OF THESE THREADS ABOUT!!

WTF! IF YOU HAVE TO ASK YOU DONT KNOW! GTFO!

[Safari]

BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS.....

WILL THEY EVER LEARN?

EXAMPLE

WILL YOU EVER LEARN, FLOWERS?

[Origional]

I AM A KICKER
<3

[dpitlock]

NO THEY WONT! EVER!

TOWELS IS UBER WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT. HES BEEN AROUND AND STILL DOESNT KNOW. *FACE PALM!*

[dpitlock]

I'M AN ALL-AROUND TRICKSTER, BUT IM GOING TO DRILL KICKS SINCE I'M ACTUALLY GETTING FLEXIBLE!

[Safari]

KAAAAME-HAAAAAMEEEEE- FAAAAACE PAAAAAAAALM

[Safari]

DO IT, DAN! YOU WILL DESTROY WORLDSX10

[Origional]

I AM A KICKER PURELY BECAUSE I SUCK AT EVERYTHING ELSE. ITS LIKE A PROCESS OF ILIMINTATION

[dpitlock]

"KAAAAME-HAAAAAMEEEEE" IS THAT REALLY FACE PALM IN NOR?

[Origional]

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE A DAN KICKING SAMP!

[dpitlock]

MY JACKKNIFE KILLS PEOPLE!

[Safari]

NO UNFORTUNATLEY!

[dpitlock]

HAHHA

[Safari]

BEDTIME! NIGHTY, DAN!

[dpitlock]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTC40eiAVgI

2:14!

[gabrielb]

anubis stalks me..i think its hot.

[dpitlock]

GET OUT GABRIEL YOU ARE NOT TYPING IN CAPS!

[rocketbaz]

I AM A KICKER PURELY BECAUSE I SUCK AT EVERYTHING ELSE. ITS LIKE A PROCESS OF ILIMINTATION

WHY STAY TO THE ONLY THING YOU GOT? DON'T YOU WANT TO LEARN? WILL YOU EVER?

[dpitlock]

YOU HAD YOUR LAST CHANCE!

[Safari]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTC40eiAVgI

2:14!

GREAT JACKNIFE!

[dpitlock]

NEW FLOW SAMPLER! OMFG~!

[wi boo]

I also would like to see an anubis sampler or footage

[Origional]

WHY STAY TO THE ONLY THING YOU GOT? DON'T YOU WANT TO LEARN? WILL YOU EVER?

I AM ALWAYS LEARNING!


I JUST GOT A STRONGER BASE IN KICKS BECAUSE ALL I COULD DO FOR 8 MONTHS WHILE INJURED WAS PRACTICE KICKS!

[dpitlock]

I also would like to see an anubis sampler or footage

TYPE IN CAPS OR GTFO

[gabrielb]

GET OUT GABRIEL YOU ARE NOT TYPING IN CAPS!

I AM NOW YOU SLUT!

[wi boo]

OH WOOPS DIDNT NOTICE
ANUBIS FOOTAGE

[Origional]

ANUBIS FOOTAGE
IT WOULD CONSIST OF BAD POP 360S INTO A FOAM PIT

[JiayoJames]

HEY GUISE AM I ALLOWED TO JOIN THE GOOD TRICKS CLUB???

[dpitlock]

HEY GUISE AM I ALLOWED TO JOIN THE GOOD TRICKS CLUB???

YESS! BUT YOU ARE A LITTLE LATE, THE NORWEGIANS WENT TO BED!

[Origional]

LOLOL

[rwm]

Anubis is a better tricker then you guys think, for NZ standards haha.

[Topomano]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE CAN TELL ME HOW TO DO THINGS WHEN THEY HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CREDENTIALS.

What credentials? Just because you can do a lot of tricking doesn't
mean you know the technical meaning and theory. So appearently, you
don't have any credentials. Towels is right about you, Mathew R,
David M, and those other gays that think they are maximum tricksers
because they can do gainer twists and vertical double butterfly spins.

[dpitlock]

He is a noob. Chill your boots nooby.

[dpitlock]

Anubis is a better tricker then you guys think, for NZ standards haha.

he is still a dick, and im not the only one saying it.

[Topomano]

Anubis is a better tricker then you guys think, for NZ standards haha.

Well Nigger Zealand has gay standards.

[dpitlock]

PLUS TOWELS IS ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS, HE WAS KIDDING!

[Topomano]

No he isn't Towels is one of the most intelligent members on
the forums and I can't belive you gays defy his opinion which
is clearly superior to everyone else.

[Hite]

What's going on guys?!?!!

[dpitlock]

O GOD! LAWL!

YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE MISTER!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAA

[dpitlock]

BEN FINALLY HAS SOMEONE SUCKING HIS COCK!
GO BEN! YOU GOT A GROUPIE!

[Topomano]

And you have a sweaty upper Nigger lip.

[Hite]

And you have a sweaty upper Nigger lip.

Damn dude you're asking for it. haha.

[dpitlock]

DONT WORRY ABOUT HIM HITE HE WILL BE GONE SOON!