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Spectral
Oct-05-08, 08:44 PM
and her name is Gainer. A long time ago, for a while, she was mine, and I loved her. I always thought she looked really great, from the first day I saw her. There was just something about her style that made her really unique, really graceful. She was pretty popular, and everybody would do her. They all told me she was easy, but with me she played hard-to-get.
It took me a while, but I finally built up the nerve to pursue her. It was pretty rocky at first, and there were quite a few instances where I crashed and burned, where my attempts to get her failed horribly. Eventually, my hard work and persistence paid off, and I won her over.
For a while, things were great. I would show her off to my friends, and I would do her everywhere; on the grass outside, at the gym when nobody was looking, at shows. I was so proud.
But I was an asshole. I wasn't really satisfied with the way she looked, I would see other people in videos, on the street, and at the gym, and I wished my Gainer looked like theirs. So I tried to change her. Looking back now, at old footage of my Gainer, what she used to be, I realize how foolish I was.
One day things just stopped working between us, I still don't know why. It could have been because I had been messing around with this one girl named Windmill on the bad side of town. I had nailed Windmill's sister on the good side, and I was curious. Whatever the reason was, I tried to do Gainer, and she rejected me, dumped me on my head. A couple more attempts were met with similar disaster. My confidence shattered, I gave up, and lost her forever. Or so I thought.
Lately, I've been messing around with this new girl. She doesn't look like my Gainer from before, but they share some similarities. I'm really liking the way things are coming along between us, and I've got high hopes for the future. I try to study, and all I can do is think of her.
Only time will tell. I think I like her better than my old one.

Flowers
Oct-05-08, 08:47 PM
lol when I demonstrate tricking to non tricksters, usually after doing a gflash, they will ask me if I can gainer.

k-slash
Oct-05-08, 08:50 PM
That story was seriously brilliant.

Flowers
Oct-05-08, 08:52 PM
the more you read it the better it gets

thereid
Oct-05-08, 08:56 PM
At first I was like "wow, I didn't know gainer could be a name, I wonder if it can be a boy's name, I wish my name was gainer", then I read on and realized what was going on.

thereid
Oct-11-08, 08:28 PM
I like Spectral's analogy here, I think this could use a bump.

Origional
Oct-11-08, 08:36 PM
lolol

carney
Oct-11-08, 08:40 PM
Your story is similar to mine, i to found a new similar gainer we are just friends and muck around together but not really serious together, but she is friends with my old gainer and me and my original gainer are flirting again! ^_^

Origional
Oct-11-08, 08:41 PM
I masterbate to her every night!

carney
Oct-11-08, 08:52 PM
I masterbate to her every night!

:wonder:

Origional
Oct-11-08, 08:53 PM
Once while she was drunk she showed me some boobeys!

Skippy
Oct-11-08, 09:08 PM
I have a problem with a gainer too :\ I know she's KGB7's bitch though and I shouldn't go near her BUT SHE'S SO HOT, but I hear her and KGB get high all the time =\

carney
Oct-11-08, 09:09 PM
I have a problem with a gainer too :\ I know she's KGB7's bitch though and I shouldn't go near her BUT SHE'S SO HOT, but I hear her and KGB get high all the time =\

that's the one i muck around with and shes friends with my old one!

Skippy
Oct-11-08, 09:14 PM
Carney you must feel really screwed around with so many gainers trying to be your one and only :]

petrifilms
Oct-11-08, 09:17 PM
Leave gainer, you can do better

jackknife is pretty hot ;)

Origional
Oct-11-08, 09:23 PM
Cartwheel has big titties

Skippy
Oct-11-08, 09:26 PM
Cartwheel sucks by herself though without those add ons.

thereid
Oct-11-08, 09:27 PM
Cartwheel has big tittiescartwheel is only 7 years old!

carney
Oct-11-08, 09:46 PM
Carney you must feel really screwed around with so many gainers trying to be your one and only :]

Yeah i do bro, The one i muck around with is more sexy but the old one i get on better with her, we just click more and just more alike!

kinetic
Oct-11-08, 09:53 PM
Best analogies ever haha :tongue:
5 stars.

Rudy
Oct-11-08, 10:13 PM
great story :tongue:

Origional
Oct-11-08, 10:13 PM
cartwheel is only 7 years old!
Yes but she can grow up to be miss reverse hyperswipe:shocked::tongue::cool::juji:
EDIT:gyro



And she is super rich

HeikkiJ
Oct-12-08, 01:09 AM
hahah, I just lolled at the story

Anima
Oct-12-08, 03:58 AM
Epic story!

Dragonic MiKe
Oct-12-08, 04:11 AM
Ho ho ho.

I do enjoy a good analogy. :smile:

dpitlock
Oct-12-08, 06:22 AM
lalalalol