What if Chuck Norris was a trickster?

[UziBazbuzi]

New Chuck noriss sentences:

- When chuck norris does triple backflip the world spins exactly 1080 degrees.
- A tornado is just another attempt of chuck to land the pop 3600.
- When Chuck Norris went to the Olympics he surprised everyone with his amazing combo of a standing backflip.
- Chuck Norris once recreated the Mona Liza with a brush stuck between his leg fingers while training on kicks facing the white cloth.
- Chuck Morris is the first mister double ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ in the whole world.
- There once were dinosaurs in the world, until chuck norris wanted to learn how to 540!
- When jesus walked on water he met chuck norris trick upon them.

invent your own lol

[pete_man_man]

i did my celebrity lookalike test and apparently i look 57% like chuck norris.

[i_am_da_best]

THAT .. WOULD... BE ..SWEET
but what would he do with his extra arm under his beard
i guess he'd be able to do spiral knuckle variations not sesshoumaru could do

[pete_man_man]

if were honest, he'd be shit.

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[Hez]

New Chuck noriss sentences:

- When chuck norris does triple backflip the world spins exactly 1080 degrees.
- A tornado is just another attempt of chuck to land the pop 3600.
- When Chuck Norris went to the Olympics he surprised everyone with his amazing combo of a standing backflip.
- Chuck Norris once recreated the Mona Liza with a brush stuck between his leg fingers while training on kicks facing the white cloth.
- Chuck Morris is the first mister double ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ in the whole world.
- There once were dinosaurs in the world, until chuck norris wanted to learn how to 540!
- When jesus walked on water he met chuck norris trick upon them.

invent your own lol

LEG FINGERS?

[i_am_da_best]

now that would make him a an alien / mutant lol.z

[jan]

Hahaha, leg fingers.

[Shinobi]

Chuck Norris can do a backside 180.

[nightak]

Chuck Norris can do a backside 180.

negative spin hooray

[*L-V*]

ROFL!

[Yuri]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v57/190/65/12300773/n12300773_32378943_6057.jpg

[tuareg]

you do look a lot like chuck norris. haha

[strider-hajime]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v57/190/65/12300773/n12300773_32378943_6057.jpg

wtf hahahahaaa

[J-Slide]

if chuck norris tricked we would call him dan pitlock

[Dundee]

Chuck Norris saves ships from The Kraken with his aerial kick, and that's underwater.

http://krakenhorde.com/images/kraken2.jpg

[Swartz]

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v57/190/65/12300773/n12300773_32378943_6057.jpg

Yeah you really need to make a Chuck Norris sampler in light of this thread, Yuri.

Except you can't without finding those clothes and growing out your facial hair so I guess you're screwed.

[nightak]

chuck norris is the only one doing standing backflip AMBI!

[Taimatsu]

negative spin hooray

Well said, good sir.

[Yuri]

Yeah you really need to make a Chuck Norris sampler in light of this thread, Yuri.

Except you can't without finding those clothes and growing out your facial hair so I guess you're screwed.

I definately still have the tight jeans, I'm sure I can find another sleeveless denim jacket
and I almost never shave my beard

I was going for the invasion USA chuck norris look

I like your idea though. you are witnessing art in the making.
but I will need some time

[Kellen_battles]

When Chuck Norris does a butterfly kick, he puts holes in the ceiling.

[Konnar]

When chuck norris kicks, he roundhouse kicks ur mom.

[tuareg]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

[tigtricker]

- Chuck Morris is the first mister double ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ in the whole world.

CHUCK MORRIS !!!

[rocketbaz]

CHUCK MORRIS !!!

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

[Swartz]

I definately still have the tight jeans, I'm sure I can find another sleeveless denim jacket
and I almost never shave my beard

I was going for the invasion USA chuck norris look

I like your idea though. you are witnessing art in the making.
but I will need some time

I will be absolutely bonerfied if such a creation is rendered.

[mogwai]

His ROUNDKICKS!

[victorm118]

Chuck Norris liked NAN show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuyXZ_7cghk

[n3m3s1s]

Chuck Norris liked NAN show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuyXZ_7cghk

ahahaha