Sneeky Food

[Finis]

What food can i eat without getttimg spotted in and around class/school.

Normally id grab a sleeve of sunflower seeds,
today it was pèanuts :p

what do you do?

[tuareg]

I just start eating the sandwich i made in the morning.

And no, we are not allowed to eat during class.

[Steve]

lobster

[Skippy]

Steak and wine.

[Ernest]

I find a lightly peppered leek soup and smoked haddock is quite the subtle meal for class.

[k-slash]

You don't need to eat during class.

Wait till breaks.

If you don't eat every second you won't fade away into nothingness.

Or will you?

[Steve]

Are you obese, Finis?

[anerky]

Snakes are pretty sneaky and I'll bet they could be hidden in your sleeve too

[Kitosho]

marshmallows

[540Ninja]

Be like the fatass black chick in my one class. In your purse, bring bags of combo's and onion rings and stuff yourned face when the teacher isn't looking.

On a side note, the aforementioned girl once said, while we were preparing oatmeal, "I only eat my oatmeal with butter and sugar in it, plain oats are disgusting."

[Steve]

Butter haha

[tdmonster]

We have a fat black girl in my geometry class, who normally brings chips and pop-tarts. Today she was complaining about how she didn't make the soccer team. I laughed and got kicked out of class.

[[RozoN]]

Be like the fatass black chick in my one class. In your purse, bring bags of combo's and onion rings and stuff yourned face when the teacher isn't looking.

On a side note, the aforementioned girl once said, while we were preparing oatmeal, "I only eat my oatmeal with butter and sugar in it, plain oats are disgusting."

Butter and sugar with oats.

[540Ninja]

Yeah, the idiot must have butter and fucking sugar on her oatmeal, which i eat plain. Shes also very racially offensive toward everyone...some of her quotes...

"Yeah, I only eat collard greens cuz im black"

"My momma cook the pasta the same way but it don't look like that cuz my moms is black"

"Thats white people food"

[tdmonster]

Tell her there is a difference between being fat and being black.

[jo>.<el]

OKAY U NEED TO TELL THOSE BITCHES TO BACK THE FUCK OFF AND GET THERE OWN FOOD

[Swartz]

Keep some tater tots in your pants pocket.

[540Ninja]

Keep some tater tots in your pants pocket.

Then when when the fat chicks ask you for food, you eat it right in front of them, then laugh in their fat useless face.

[Lees Dragon]

Achhh! :eh:

This thread brings back terrible memories of turkey sausages, canned tuna, cheddar cheese, milk, tomatoes and cucumbers being sneakily ravished by me in High School.
Well, the cashews and walnuts werent so bad though. :punched:

O those days of the past! :dead:

[tuareg]

Be like the fatass black chick in my one class. In your purse, bring bags of combo's and onion rings and stuff yourned face when the teacher isn't looking.

On a side note, the aforementioned girl once said, while we were preparing oatmeal, "I only eat my oatmeal with butter and sugar in it, plain oats are disgusting."

kill her in the name of tuareg

[Aiden Bloodaxe]

eat food that looks like stationary

[Aiden Bloodaxe]

http://www.jarsofcute.com/images/food/11/chocolate-pencils-2.jpg

[Cubbiehobbits]

1. Hoodie/long sleeve
2. Plastic bag with chips or something
3. put end of sleeve to mouth and push food up through end of sleeve.

Did that all the time in high school.

[Swartz]

I only ate breakfast, lunch and dinner throughout school. None of this snacking bullshit.

[DeeJay]

I never ate during class since we had breaks every 2 hours or something.

[AndyLeTerrible]

Be like the fatass black chick in my one class. In your purse, bring bags of combo's and onion rings and stuff yourned face when the teacher isn't looking.

On a side note, the aforementioned girl once said, while we were preparing oatmeal, "I only eat my oatmeal with butter and sugar in it, plain oats are disgusting."Butter? What the fudge? that's some trippy shit holmes

[Lobo]

eat food that looks like stationary
Or just eat stationary. Or better yet just shut up and wait till your break.

[Lobo]

Or just eat whatever and not give a shit.

[Kitosho]

our school had uniforms (went to catholic school) and no opportunities to hide food

i kept cans of tuna and nuts in my locker and i would eat them between classes in the little 5 minute break, or i would ask to go to the bathroom and then wander the halls eating various things

[Martial Way]

Well I'll tell you don't bring chips to class. For some reason the crunch and the aluminum bag seem to resonate in a class room particularly loud.

Teacher: What are you eating??

Me: Nuffim *crumblies fall out of mouth*

[cyrys]

one time in class the teacher asked me a question and my mouth was stuffed with bananas, :shocked:

[AndyD11]

say you are diabetic. Most teachers probably won't know what foods you need to eat.

[k-slash]

one time in class the teacher asked me a question and my mouth was stuffed with penises, :shocked:

:shocked:

[Kitosho]

one time in class the teacher asked me a question and my mouth was stuffed with bananas, :shocked:




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[Konnar]

haha I once brought some bread and a can of tuna in my last high school year and just ate it in the back of the class. She looked at me for 2 seconds and didn't bother.

[Ernest]

one time in class the teacher asked me a question and my mouth was stuffed with bananas, :shocked:

I love your avatar.

[Skippy]

*Starts eating whole chicken with gravy in class*
Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'VE GOT DIABETES YOU FUCKING SLUT

[tdmonster]

Hahaha
FUCKING SLUT, I lol'd =]

[Martial Way]

Just say you are hypoglycemic like Paul Blart Mall Cop

Then you can eat whenever you want

[-Envy-]

I just start eating the sandwich i made in the morning.

And no, we are not allowed to eat during class.

This. Just pull out some food and eat it. When the teacher says something, say you're diabetic or something and that you need it to live.

[Martial Way]

Oh I know! You could do the oh so inconspicuous faked dropped pencil on the floor routine and then quickly shovel the food in your mouth!

[Monstyr]

its always so funny when I see people sneak food. just fuckin eat.
what can they do? give you a detention for eating a cracker? I would argue against that all the way to the school district, maybe get me some money too =O

but...

My biology teacher once impaled a kid with a meter stick for eating a ritz =/

Oh I know! You could do the oh so inconspicuous faked dropped pencil on the floor routine and then quickly shovel the food in your mouth!

a kid in my second hour does that, but instead of eating food he picks his nose, and I'm not sure, he might be eating that.

[luke walka]

*Starts eating whole chicken with gravy in class*
Teacher: What the hell are you doing?
Student: I'VE GOT DIABETES YOU FUCKING SLUT

how does that work? diabetes? doesnt that mean u CANT eat gravy? w/e
roflmao to the fucking slut thing

[Rahf]

how does that work? diabetes? doesnt that mean u CANT eat gravy? w/e
roflmao to the fucking slut thing

Fail.

[Skippy]

how does that work? diabetes? doesnt that mean u CANT eat gravy? w/e
roflmao to the fucking slut thing

Haha yeah man, when you get diabetes if you eat gravy it filters into your blood and your blood thickens and turns into gravy. You need to go to hospital and they drain all your gravy out and pump you back up with blood.

[Guru]

i eat what the fuck i want in class. i am a rebel.

[Churoflip]

hahah teachers allow us to eat whatever the fuck we want

[Tocowujo]

Man, I want some gravy now...

[ButtHash Hero]

that sucks, i can eat stuff in my class. I stick to Pb & J sandwhichs .

[Guru]

i masturbated in class once.

[Monstyr]

there was a kid who did that when I was in 7th grade

Guru is a pocket puller!

[Starter Kit]

It should be fine just as long as it isn't overly aromatic or crunchy.

[Monstyr]

thread revival starting now

It should be fine just as long as it isn't overly aromatic or crunchy.

I hope you were talking about the food, and not the masturbation

[Guru]

i cut a hole in my pocket.
and that's strange because today i confessed to the girl i masturbated over.

[joepaxton]

What did she say Guru?

[shiroun]

What did she say Guru?

"call me when youre not a virgin."

[AndyLeTerrible]

I've started eating wholewheat pitta breads like some celeb doucebag

[Dave C]

Goddammit Guru why did you resurrect this thread?

I got excited thinking Steve was actually still around :sad:

edit: I meant Monstryryryr. FUCK

[Churoflip]

yeah what happened to steve¿?

[Shaedar]

He probably died for a thousandth time.

[Pot]

Dave C officialy has the coolest avatar ever!