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irbfmichi
Jun-26-09, 04:33 AM
Somehow I found this site, then somehow I went out and started trying stuff the last few days.
I'm a beginner, I suck, I ate alot of grass today. :grin:
I have nothing useful to say, but the post-it says "day off" and I'm bored. I've been doing alot of handstands balances with splits-kick-arches just to avoid over-jumping while I start. Anyone incorperate these into thier tricking?
Totoro
Jun-26-09, 04:35 AM
welcome!! :)
I'm not good at handstands haha
grass isn't good for you.
frankinstine
Jun-26-09, 05:02 AM
Eating grass=tricking. congrats on getting started.
Badams
Jun-26-09, 06:58 AM
eating grass will make your tricks strong
BrandonLenz
Jun-26-09, 06:59 AM
eating grass will make your cows healthy
k-slash
Jun-26-09, 07:03 AM
eating grass will make your cows healthy
Yes, it is a well known fact that the more grass you eat, the more healthy your cows become.
Dave C
Jun-26-09, 07:14 AM
I can't handstand :sad:
Do lots of calf raises when you get bored at work/school. It's done wonders for my tricks :good:
n3m3s1s
Jun-26-09, 07:25 AM
I can't handstand :sad:
lolwut
Dave C
Jun-26-09, 07:40 AM
Haha I don't get it either. I think the longest one I've ever done was only like, 5-6 seconds. Been trying for years. Other tricksters make fun of me. I may be retarded :eh:
It's inconsequential as long as I can swingthru.
maybe you should try eating more grass Dave, I hear it makes your cows stronger. And we all know that healthy cows can do wonders for one's tricks.
MeatMachine
Jun-26-09, 08:49 AM
Somehow I found this site, then somehow I went out and started trying stuff the last few days.
I'm a beginner, I suck, I ate alot of grass today. :grin:
I have nothing useful to say, but the post-it says "day off" and I'm bored. I've been doing alot of handstands balances with splits-kick-arches just to avoid over-jumping while I start. Anyone incorperate these into thier tricking?
Is English your first language?
Dave C
Jun-26-09, 08:50 AM
maybe you should try eating more grass Dave, I hear it makes your cows stronger. And we all know that healthy cows can do wonders for one's tricks.
I already said I do calf raises!
HA!
eating cows makes your grass grow.
andyzzle
Jun-26-09, 09:17 AM
eating grass makes your cows glow.
yay more trickers! ^^ conditioning is the key to good tricks, lots of stretching and stuff :P just make sure u get good basics, then u will become a great tricker ;)
Oh, one more thing; Eat grass, get strong cows, kill the cows, eat them and get strong yourself! That will guarantee nice tricks ;D
eating your makes cows grass
EddieWFR
Jun-29-09, 05:16 AM
If you dont eat grass Your doing it wrong.
andyzzle
Jun-29-09, 06:09 AM
If you dont eat glass Your doing it wrong.
Dave C
Jun-29-09, 06:14 AM
If you dont raise calves Your doing it wrong
if you don't praise ass you're stewing a bong.
THE SKY
Jun-29-09, 07:38 AM
eating grass will make your cows healthy
Hahahaha!! Funny thread.
Surge!
Jun-29-09, 07:40 AM
wrong forum, try publicus
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