View Full Version : "fuck this fucking shit balls cock"- I had a bad day...
-So I wake up early after a long sleep, dreaming of nothing but a wonderful gym day. I drink a big ol' red-bull and watch a bunch of videos untill I'm bouncing off the walls. So I hop in my car and drive half an hour to the gym.... those ribbon waving bastards...
-Right there on the front door of the gym was a terrible terrible little piece of paper, "NO OPEN GYM" ........ I cried a little..... :sad::worry:
but at least i can go out on the grass right?... RIIIGGHHT???? NOOOOOO, not right:ogre: As soon as i step out into my yard, God decides that he's going to ruin any hope of tricking today and release a hurricane in the middle of fucking ohio....
has anyone ever had a day like this? I'm All hyped up on red-bull right now and I can't sit still. Why god????? WHY!!!!?????
are gymnasts flammable?FUUUUUCK!!!!!! how could the world be so cruel? why did Billy Mays have to die? why is there no hot water mom? did Scotty really just do a fucking triple cork?who's your favorite spice girl? .... fuck the police...
accurate representation of my current mood/activities:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3GAy2yRn2Y&feature=related
anyone have their own bad tricking day stories?
hahaa, maybe I'll just take both those pieces of advice at the same time..... out in the middle of the street :)
HaoTwo
Jul-03-09, 11:02 AM
The title of this thread reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ipr-wS5iBv0
k-slash
Jul-03-09, 11:04 AM
What a whiney bitch.
Not trying to be too harsh, but seriously dude, grow up hahaha.
I've travelled 2 hours to get to gym and it's been closed, thats 2 trains, a bus, and then a walk. Then the same all the way home. On my own.
Did I cry about it? No.
People have real problems. Nobody cares about your petty, shitmax problems.
Go out in the rain and do some tricks. I learned to do loads of tricks in the rain.
On a lighter note, LMFAO that video made me lol for ages, I loved it.
Lets fill this thread with happy thoughts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfl-marPekc
hahaha, I just started the thread because I was hyper and bored. Im not really upset, :smile:..... no but really, who is everybody's favorite spice girl?
its soooooo cute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdYSZ4YGnU&feature=related
What a whiney bitch.
Not trying to be too harsh, but seriously dude, grow up hahaha.
I've travelled 2 hours to get to gym and it's been closed, thats 2 trains, a bus, and then a walk. Then the same all the way home. On my own.
Did I cry about it? No.
People have real problems. Nobody cares about your petty, shitmax problems.
Go out in the rain and do some tricks. I learned to do loads of tricks in the rain.
On a lighter note, LMFAO that video made me lol for ages, I loved it.
Lets fill this thread with happy thoughts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kfl-marPekc
yep yep. I learned my first Sideswipe in the rain. it was so slippery, and i was doing 540's and i had crazy momentum so it inverted me. i was like 0.0 what did i just do? so go Learn new tricks! mind you, this was in the rain in the middle of winter. BE A MAAAN! lol :tongue:
Swartz
Jul-03-09, 11:40 AM
What an overdramatic post for such a small thing. You should have called the gym in advance or at least found out last time you went if they would be closed at all in the near future. I've traveled enough times just to be closed on that I learned from this quick. Secondly, weather? You can look at up too in advance.
Don't scream like a little baby just because you didn't get to dick around on a particular day.
yep yep. I learned my first Sideswipe in the rain. it was so slippery, and i was doing 540's and i had crazy momentum so it inverted me. i was like 0.0 what did i just do? so go Learn new tricks! mind you, this was in the rain in the middle of winter. BE A MAAAN! lol :tongue:
hahahaha, thats awesome man. :smile:
*straps on a dick and steps out into the rain with the kind of determination that would terrify a small child...:wicked:
What an overdramatic post for such a small thing. You should have called the gym in advance or at least found out last time you went if they would be closed at all in the near future. I've traveled enough times just to be closed on that I learned from this quick. Secondly, weather? You can look at up too in advance.
Don't scream like a little baby just because you didn't get to dick around on a particular day.
whoa whoa, I'm just joking around. :smile: my bad, I didn't mean for this to be taken too seriously, I just started the thread to see if anyone had any funny stories about unfortunate tricking situations. :eh:
Wet grass tricks are actually really awesome because it gives you a chance to prove to yourself how well you really have your tricks down. If you have enough control to throw your combos on wet grass, then you're doing well :good:
Swartz
Jul-03-09, 12:01 PM
whoa whoa, I'm just joking around. :smile: my bad, I didn't mean for this to be taken too seriously, I just started the thread to see if anyone had any funny stories about unfortunate tricking situations. :eh:
You were freaking out. Who's to think otherwise when you type it out like that?
You were freaking out. Who's to think otherwise when you type it out like that?
hahaha, you've got a point, my bad man. :smile: Im not looking for a disagreement.
Swartz
Jul-03-09, 12:02 PM
TOO LATE.
Swartz
Jul-03-09, 12:12 PM
I saw your post before you edited it.
joepaxton
Jul-03-09, 12:13 PM
Tricking in the rain is all good and well however when you travel a long way to gym for it to be closed its fairly fucking anoying lol.
Surge!
Jul-03-09, 12:15 PM
the day i died from tricking was a bad day.
to swartz- oh well, I just figured I was done with all the disagreeing. i wanna go outside now, Have a nice day. Sorry for the misunderstanding :eh:
Tricking in the rain is all good and well however when you travel a long way to gym for it to be closed its fairly fucking anoying lol.
YOU, should deffernatly not trick on wet grass young man
the day i died from tricking was a bad day.
oh noes!!:shocked:
Surge!
Jul-03-09, 12:23 PM
THIS IS GHOST SURGE
thereid
Jul-03-09, 12:24 PM
I've accidentally broke gym equipment while simultaneously spraining my ankle 5 minutes into an open gym session that I didn't pay for and sneeked into.
BboyAgua
Jul-03-09, 12:37 PM
You better pray to fucking Allah that Swartz finds it in his infinite wisdom to forgive your sorry ass.
Snoski
Jul-03-09, 11:11 PM
I tricked yesterday and crashed almost everything. Tricks I used to do suddenly feel alien to me. The grass felt like concrete, I smashed some knees, twisted some ankles. Tried to figure out why I still can't land cw fulls after 3 years of tricking, but after crashing some my shoulder, hips and knees couldn't take it anymore. Now I'm all smashed and can barely get up... Maybe it's just that if I could learn it then I would have already? Now I feel super depressed.
frankinstine
Jul-03-09, 11:20 PM
This is no longer about your shitty story.
This thread is now about how a stray dog jumped in my car after open gym tonight. Long story short, my car smells a urine soaked hobo has been sleeping in my car.:eh:
Marodi
Jul-03-09, 11:57 PM
Probabaly my most unfortunate tricking experience was hyperextending my knee in a battle on a session i hosted. It was my 18th birthday haha!
andyzzle
Jul-04-09, 09:49 AM
well i've had a great day! i've been mountainbiking for 9 1/2 hours, and i feel alive for the first time in weeks!
and yes, i know that's another one of those "who care? who?" stories, but that's exactly why i'm posting it! :smile:
i got a better idea, let's hijack this thread! anyone else here mountainbiking?
shimayasha
Jul-04-09, 10:34 AM
i learned a b-twist cork in the rain
Less than Dan
Jul-04-09, 10:56 AM
well i've had a great day! i've been mountainbiking for 9 1/2 hours, and i feel alive for the first time in weeks!
and yes, i know that's another one of those "who care? who?" stories, but that's exactly why i'm posting it! :smile:
i got a better idea, let's hijack this thread! anyone else here mountainbiking?
Who care? Who?
Every day I trick is a miserable failure of a day. I pray for the sweet release of stage four brain cancer.
andyzzle
Jul-04-09, 11:15 AM
Who care? Who?
Every day I trick is a miserable failure of a day. I pray for the sweet release of stage four brain cancer.
so you don't mountainbike?
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