Dual action Cleanse!@#$%^&*(

RayFinkle · Jan-12-07, 02:58 PM

Yo peeps, i was sitting home skipping chem yesterday and an infomertial was on about dual action cleanse. it's like this stuff, which by the way is all natural poppee sead, leaves and AAALLlLLLLLL this other shit, u take it and it flushes out all the toxins in ur body and all the shit that might have been caught in ur digestive track, it cleanse ur blood and supposedly makes u loose like 10 to 15 pounds of toxic "feeeekle matter" built up in ur intestines or some body part.

their website if u want more info------->
http://www.dualactioncleansenow.com/default.aspx

If u have an extended abdomine (and aren't a fatfuck) they say it's because of all the shit like toxins and actual poop caved on to ur organ (or whatever it's called that u poo from) inside u and if u take this ur abs will go back to normal and ull feeel spectacular will have better complexiion in ur face and all that jazz.

PS: they said it was different from laxatives cause laxatives just weaken ur bowel movement muscles and dont clean u out....just thought u should no

I was wondering if u guys believe in this Dual action cleanse and think it can do all the stuff it says? Would u buy it? Should i buy it (i have a fat abdomine but am a skinny fuck)?

traceur · Jan-12-07, 11:42 PM

dual action cleanse is a joke. It is a scam and none of that dude klee irwin's products are good for you. http://www.infomercialscams.com/scam...action_cleanse has 78 testimonies on how bad the product is and only one defence of it. This is a quote from someone who works for the company that produces the dual action cleanse.

"Hello my name is not important, I work at a call center that sells dual action cleanse. I am badgered by all my bosses to sell this product with no remorese as to what it does for people i have literally burst into tears when people tell me that these pills could change their lives and how excited they are to be recieving them. knowing in the back of my mind that what they're about to go through will make their lives hell. i still do answer the phone calls for dual action cleanse because my bosses won't let me stop taking calls for it. I appologize for everyone that i may have sold this product to. I trully am sorry, i never meant to cause this greavence, when we inform you to call customer service. we're fully aware that it's a scam. it breaks my heart some people at my work don't care. they want their meesly (roughly) two dollar commision and then get you off the phone. i'd rather just try to ensure i'll still have a job, and at least offer it to people, but not have people purchase the product. I do not use or endorse the usage of dual action cleanse or any of the other irwin natural products. And I've met klee, he really is that ugly."

Cleansing is debatable and most doctors say that it is pointless at best. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...alth/nutrition this article outlines an actual doctors opinion on cleansing diets.

Cleansing is stupid and no one should do it.

RayFinkle · Jan-13-07, 08:48 AM

Sweeet, thanks alot. Too bad i already bought it ):

JK

Jan-12-07, 02:58 PM	#1
RayFinkle hey now User status: Offline Location: Ottawa, Ontario Posts: 100 Age: 19	*Dual action Cleanse!@#$%^&(** Yo peeps, i was sitting home skipping chem yesterday and an infomertial was on about dual action cleanse. it's like this stuff, which by the way is all natural poppee sead, leaves and AAALLlLLLLLL this other shit, u take it and it flushes out all the toxins in ur body and all the shit that might have been caught in ur digestive track, it cleanse ur blood and supposedly makes u loose like 10 to 15 pounds of toxic "feeeekle matter" built up in ur intestines or some body part. their website if u want more info-------> http://www.dualactioncleansenow.com/default.aspx If u have an extended abdomine (and aren't a fatfuck) they say it's because of all the shit like toxins and actual poop caved on to ur organ (or whatever it's called that u poo from) inside u and if u take this ur abs will go back to normal and ull feeel spectacular will have better complexiion in ur face and all that jazz. PS: they said it was different from laxatives cause laxatives just weaken ur bowel movement muscles and dont clean u out....just thought u should no I was wondering if u guys believe in this Dual action cleanse and think it can do all the stuff it says? Would u buy it? Should i buy it (i have a fat abdomine but am a skinny fuck)?

Jan-12-07, 11:42 PM	#2
traceur Bowl of soup User status: Offline Posts: 8 Age: 17	dual action cleanse is a joke. It is a scam and none of that dude klee irwin's products are good for you. http://www.infomercialscams.com/scam...action_cleanse has 78 testimonies on how bad the product is and only one defence of it. This is a quote from someone who works for the company that produces the dual action cleanse. "Hello my name is not important, I work at a call center that sells dual action cleanse. I am badgered by all my bosses to sell this product with no remorese as to what it does for people i have literally burst into tears when people tell me that these pills could change their lives and how excited they are to be recieving them. knowing in the back of my mind that what they're about to go through will make their lives hell. i still do answer the phone calls for dual action cleanse because my bosses won't let me stop taking calls for it. I appologize for everyone that i may have sold this product to. I trully am sorry, i never meant to cause this greavence, when we inform you to call customer service. we're fully aware that it's a scam. it breaks my heart some people at my work don't care. they want their meesly (roughly) two dollar commision and then get you off the phone. i'd rather just try to ensure i'll still have a job, and at least offer it to people, but not have people purchase the product. I do not use or endorse the usage of dual action cleanse or any of the other irwin natural products. And I've met klee, he really is that ugly." Cleansing is debatable and most doctors say that it is pointless at best. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...alth/nutrition this article outlines an actual doctors opinion on cleansing diets. Cleansing is stupid and no one should do it.

Jan-13-07, 08:48 AM	#3
RayFinkle hey now User status: Offline Location: Ottawa, Ontario Posts: 100 Age: 19	Sweeet, thanks alot. Too bad i already bought it ): JK