How to Dilate your pupils

[Flowers]

How to dilate you pupils.
By Ben Atkins (Towels)

di·late /daɪˈleɪt, dɪ-, ˈdaɪleɪt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[dahy-leyt, di-, dahy-leyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation verb, -lat·ed, -lat·ing. –verb (used with object) 1.to make wider or larger; cause to expand.
Dilating your pupils usually happens when a optometrist delivers a special medicine to the eye that makes everything blurry for up to 10 hours at a time. This makes reading small print such as books and magazines near impossible.

The aesthetic look of dilated eyes is pretty fucking cool tho, and is an awesome tradeoff for not reading for a couple hours.




The technique I will be describing is simple and can be turned on and off at will.

You'll wanna start by practicing in a mirror.

This is the simple part and really the only trick to this skill.

You need to suddenly lose all focus in your eyes. Completely blurr your vision. If you think you've done all you can blur some more. (You won't be able to see the sudden dilation in the mirror due to your vision blurring, but trust me, it's happening)

This is generally what your eyes will look like when blurring for the first time.



Notice how there is direct light shinning on my eye yet it still retains the dilated pupil (This can sting a bit at first)

To suddenly and dramatically reduce the size of your pupil all you need to do is focus as intensely and hard as you can on one spot in the mirror. Your pupil will suddenly shrink to a size of about this.





The same amount of light is shinning yet the pupils have found a new size of substantial difference.


The trick to impressing/freaking people out, is to rapidly switch between focus and blur to make them wiggle in and out of dilation. This growing and shrinking of your pupils creates an eerie effect that unnerves most people looking.

Of course you will only get better at it with practice, but now that you know the trick you are ready to get out there and give people your "crazy eye"


lol enjoy

[chicanerous]

This will be awesome finishing move to my tricking combos.

[josias]

reading this made me feel like making a tutorial on how to move your ears

[kinetic]

I would want that tutorial. The only time my ears move are when i hear a surprising sound. Like a dog or something, haha.
I didnt know when i put my eyes out of focus that they were dilating. Cool.

[Dave C]

i know a great way to dilate your pupils

it's called eating psychotropic drugs

[Birch]

MUSHROOMS!!

[ChukiDori]

I like it when my kitties have dialated pupils.

They look so cuuuute, then i get a compulsive urge to squeeze them and tell them how cute they are then when i am not satisfied i squeel like a maniac and i squeeze them till they get angry. Then when they get angry i get pissed cuz they r no longer cute

When i get pissed then kitties get thrown into walls and then i yell at them and if i catch them, i rape them. Lol they always come back for more eventually

[Rahf]

Dilated pupils absorb alot more light though, I remember when they put those bloody drops in me and dilated them. Had to wear sunglasses due to my pupils over-absorbing the general light.

So yeah, cool but damaging in the long run.

[Phil D]

yeh i scratched my cornea once and had to have drops which made my pupils go massive

[tracekillz]

Originally Posted by Rahf

Dilated pupils absorb alot more light though, I remember when they put those bloody drops in me and dilated them. Had to wear sunglasses due to my pupils over-absorbing the general light.

So yeah, cool but damaging in the long run.

very true. for example. having your pupils dilated and using a flash camera is PROBABLY not a good idea. this will lead to misfiring of neurotransmitters and will also probably damage your retinas due to the fact that alot of your rods and cones are exposed to the light toxicity. because you dont have constricted pupils to reduce the stress of your plumply exposed eyeball, your protection against this damage will be decreased, which in turn...basically...means that youre stupid for exposing your dilated pupil to a light with high intensity.

have a nice day!